I SURE DO LIKE COLD DRAFT BEER AND CHASIN IT DOWN WITH THAT WILD TURKEY BOURBON LIQUOR

I agree with the beer. Crown Royal tastes better than Wild Turkey

sounds like a typical drunk to me.

Typically I like it the other way around.

Captain, I'm starting to wonder if you're okay. Two joints before two joints etc. and now beer and liquor?

What are you trying to run from? You sound like a train wreck about to happen.

Did your wife leave you? Did you get laid off from your job?

Whatever the case may be, dude, give your lungs and liver a rest.

So Capt, what turned you into an alcoholic? What happened?