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Mother SHIPTON'S COMETS COME

 
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Mother SHIPTON'S COMETS COME
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could this be the comet that comes March 15th????

For seven days and seven nights
Man will watch this awesome sight.
The tides will rise beyond their ken
To bite away the shores and then
The mountains will begin to roar
And earthquakes split the plain to shore.

And flooding waters, rushing in
Will flood the lands with such a din
That mankind cowers in muddy fen
And snarls about his fellow men.

He bares his teeth and fights and kills
And secrets food in secret hills
And ugly in his fear, he lies
To kill marauders, thieves and spies.

Man flees in terror from the floods
And kills, and rapes and lies in blood
And spilling blood by mankind's hands
Will stain and bitter many lands.
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And when the Dragon's tail is gone,
Man forgets, and smiles, and carries on
To apply himself — too late, too late
For mankind has earned deserved fate

His masked smile — his false grandeur
Will serve the Gods their anger stir.

And they will send the Dragon back
Could this be Elenin????
To light the sky — his tail will crack
Upon the earth and rend the earth
And man shall flee, King, Lord, and serf.

But slowly they are routed out
To seek diminishing water spout
And men will die of thirst before
The oceans rise to mount the shore.
And lands will crack and rend anew
You think it strange. It will come true.
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hmmm I almost forgot about Mother Shipton and who knows op...

hf
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Re: Mother SHIPTON'S COMETS COME
anybody know a good desalination vid i can watch?
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hmmm I almost forgot about Mother Shipton and who knows op...

hf
 Quoting: Angelseverywhere

I dont know either, I just want to put it out there so if it happens I dont feel bad for not at least posting.

The March 15th comet---

The way the Earth is quaking and volcanoes are popping, if a big enough comet comes by, and mercury, venus and mars are on one side of the sun and we on the opposite side, the gravitational pull of those objects could blow all the volcanoes and set off a few big quakes. That would be the first pass Mother Shipton mentions where many kill each other to survive.


The Elenin comet-----

That comes by and finishes the rest off in October.
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anybody know a good desalination vid i can watch?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 983877


Cant one just boil water and let the steam drip off a piece of sheetmetal placed above the boiling water, which then drips fresh water into a bucket?
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02/25/2011 01:33 PM
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i don't think mother shipton sees any good in this at all. lol.
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anybody know a good desalination vid i can watch?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 983877


Cant one just boil water and let the steam drip off a piece of sheetmetal placed above the boiling water, which then drips fresh water into a bucket?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1276233


i think you might have to do it more than one time with salt water. its time consuming doing it once. but if you need the water i guess it would be well worth the effort.
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02/25/2011 01:38 PM
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I read Shipton's when al gore invented the internet circa 1989. All BULLSHIT.

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I read Shipton's when al gore invented the internet circa 1989. All BULLSHIT.

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I read Shipton's when al gore invented the internet circa 1989. All BULLSHIT.

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Re: Mother SHIPTON'S COMETS COME
Abdul Abulbul Amir


The sons of the Prophet are brave men and bold
And quite unaccustomed to fear
But the bravest by far in the ranks of the Shah
Was Abdul Abulbul Amir

If you wanted a man to encourage the van
Or harass the foe from the rear
Storm fort or redoubt, you had only to shout
For Abdul Abulbul Amir

Now the heroes were plenty and well known to fame
In the troops that were led by the Czar
And the bravest of these was a man by the name
Of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

One day this bold Russian, he shouldered his gun
And donned his most truculent sneer
Downtown he did go where he trod on the toe
Of Abdul Abulbul Amir

"Young man," quoth Abdul, "Has life grown so dull
That you wish to end your career?
Vile infidel know, you have trod on the toe
Of Abdul Abulbul Amir"

"So take your last look at the sunshine and brook
And send your regrets to the Czar
For by this I imply, you are going to die
Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar"

"My friend, your remarks in the end
Will avail you but little, I fear
For you ne'er will survive to repeat them alive
Mister Abdul Abulbul Amir"

Then this bold Mameluke drew his trusty skibouk
Singing, "Allah! Il Allah! Al-lah!"
And with murderous intent he ferociously went
For Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

They parried and thrust, they side-stepped and cussed
Of blood they spilled a great part
The philologist blokes, who seldom crack jokes
Say that hash was first made on the spot

They fought all that night neath the pale yellow moon
The din, it was heard from afar
And huge multitudes came, so great was the fame
Of Abdul and Ivan Skavar

As Abdul's long knife was extracting the life
In fact he was shouting, "Huzzah!"
He felt himself struck by that wily Calmuck
Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

The Sultan drove by in his red-breasted fly
Expecting the victor to cheer
But he only drew nigh to hear the last sigh
Of Abdul Abulbul Amir

Czar Petrovich, too, in his spectacles blue
Sauntered up in his gold-plated car
And arrived just in time to exchange a last line
With Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

There's a tomb rises up where the Blue Danube rolls
And engraved there in characters clear
Is, "Stranger, when passing, oh pray for the soul
Of Abdul Abulbul Amir"

A splash in the Black Sea one dark moonless night
Caused ripples to spread wide and far
It was made by a sack fitting close to the back
Of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

A Muscovite maiden her lone vigil keeps
Neath the light of the cold northern star
And the name that she murmurs in vain as she weeps
Is Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

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Wow read the rest it's amazing. It talks about submarines and iron boats, then she says after the dragon that will pass 6 times (like the Maya say)the few survivors will be visited by aliens who teach them of the golden age when children have second site. She even says something that could be the internet, how mans thoughts travel the world in the blink of an eye.
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Abdul Abulbul Amir


The sons of the Prophet are brave men and bold
And quite unaccustomed to fear
But the bravest by far in the ranks of the Shah
Was Abdul Abulbul Amir

If you wanted a man to encourage the van
Or harass the foe from the rear
Storm fort or redoubt, you had only to shout
For Abdul Abulbul Amir

Now the heroes were plenty and well known to fame
In the troops that were led by the Czar
And the bravest of these was a man by the name
Of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

One day this bold Russian, he shouldered his gun
And donned his most truculent sneer
Downtown he did go where he trod on the toe
Of Abdul Abulbul Amir

"Young man," quoth Abdul, "Has life grown so dull
That you wish to end your career?
Vile infidel know, you have trod on the toe
Of Abdul Abulbul Amir"

"So take your last look at the sunshine and brook
And send your regrets to the Czar
For by this I imply, you are going to die
Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar"

"My friend, your remarks in the end
Will avail you but little, I fear
For you ne'er will survive to repeat them alive
Mister Abdul Abulbul Amir"

Then this bold Mameluke drew his trusty skibouk
Singing, "Allah! Il Allah! Al-lah!"
And with murderous intent he ferociously went
For Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

They parried and thrust, they side-stepped and cussed
Of blood they spilled a great part
The philologist blokes, who seldom crack jokes
Say that hash was first made on the spot

They fought all that night neath the pale yellow moon
The din, it was heard from afar
And huge multitudes came, so great was the fame
Of Abdul and Ivan Skavar

As Abdul's long knife was extracting the life
In fact he was shouting, "Huzzah!"
He felt himself struck by that wily Calmuck
Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

The Sultan drove by in his red-breasted fly
Expecting the victor to cheer
But he only drew nigh to hear the last sigh
Of Abdul Abulbul Amir

Czar Petrovich, too, in his spectacles blue
Sauntered up in his gold-plated car
And arrived just in time to exchange a last line
With Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

There's a tomb rises up where the Blue Danube rolls
And engraved there in characters clear
Is, "Stranger, when passing, oh pray for the soul
Of Abdul Abulbul Amir"

A splash in the Black Sea one dark moonless night
Caused ripples to spread wide and far
It was made by a sack fitting close to the back
Of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar

A Muscovite maiden her lone vigil keeps
Neath the light of the cold northern star
And the name that she murmurs in vain as she weeps
Is Ivan Skavinsky Skavar


 Quoting: Havelock Vetenari 280454


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Wow read the rest it's amazing. It talks about submarines and iron boats, then she says after the dragon that will pass 6 times (like the Maya say)the few survivors will be visited by aliens who teach them of the golden age when children have second site. She even says something that could be the internet, how mans thoughts travel the world in the blink of an eye.
 Quoting: Dark Age


Yes, its very interesting.


I wonder who she means....

"And yellow men great power gain
From mighty bear with whom they've lain."
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didn't she say they sent the dragon back? isn't nibiru or whatever coming back by the earth afte being behind the sun?
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didn't she say they sent the dragon back? isn't nibiru or whatever coming back by the earth afte being behind the sun?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257760


Yes, comets sometimes come back, and sometimes it seems like they dont, because our orbit takes us farther away from the return.

Elenin makes 2 passes. So it comes back.
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So March is the first and this fall is the second woe? Yes it fits.
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So March is the first and this fall is the second woe? Yes it fits.
 Quoting: woowoochic


And in october thereabouts, the second pass, we go right thru the tail, just like Mama Shipton says.hiding
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That was some god awful shit rhyming.
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interesting
thanks OP :)
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That was some god awful shit rhyming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 786793


She says she did it on purpose, maybe there is a simple code in there somewhere. Usually just rearranging the words, or dates using the first letters of the words and their numerical value in the alphabet. goodnews

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