Alien women are picky...

I think they like Brazilian men more ... I can't recall getting hooked up with them, but my phoneline is ready just in case.

Hathor/Ishtar/White Buffalo Calf Woman/Auðumbla/Kamadhenu/Surabhi fucked and gave knowledge to humans all the time.

I gave up alien chicks after one gave me space crabs.

Ugh, that doesn't sounds very nice at all... when you said Brazilian, I thought of good old Pele. Now that's an ugly broad. Still, maybe they have extra abilities. One or two could have offered them selves to our ancestors... It's quite unfair if you come to think of it. No?

Last Edited by ThatSerbianGuy on 02/25/2011 08:32 PM

Maybe you just haven't met the right one... try another galaxy.

Last Edited by ThatSerbianGuy on 02/25/2011 08:31 PM

Ishtar sounds very oriental to me. And oriental ladies are yummy...

Arabic. Sumerian. To the Japanese she was known as Amaterasu.

Last Edited by Bugsy Moran on 02/25/2011 08:36 PM

"Ishtar does Sumer".
"Hump Ho's from Heaven II".
"Gagging Galactica".

Last Edited by ThatSerbianGuy on 02/25/2011 08:50 PM

I'd watch it.

The alien bitch I use to fuck got deported. Illegals, oh well.

Don't remember what the alien looked like, but my junk was messed up and sore.

its all a matter of physics as I recall

It's 'cuz the space bitches are fridgid, leg-locked, self important women libbers - just like the bitches in the USA

Yes - you have not looked enough - plenty of such stories!

Yeah, you need to look for it. With 'sky gods' it's a different story. Earth is a cosmic whorehouse I tell you...

And YAHWEH was a pimp!

At least those stories are contemporary, and the dudes are still alive to tell us about their wild sex with Alien females ...

I want one too!

I met a very nice lady over the internet. She was from Virginia. She made me do things to my self, and she enjoyed it. They're not all that bad...