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Nervous as a schoolgirl..LOL

 
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I am making a date for tonight with this awesomely handsome guy....and I'm nervous as a schoolgirl!!
OMG!! I can't believe how nervous I am!

It's been well over a year since I've been on an actual date with someone that I was interested in...
I really wasn't expecting this today!

I haven't seen him around for about 2 years...and I just ran across him online....we started talkin'...

I don't know what I'm gonna do to kill these nerves...OMG..I need a Valium!! LOL..
Weed isn't doin' it!!

I really don't want him to know how nervous I am...I'll look stupid...LOL

Anyone got a good sugestion about how to accomplish this with no Valium?!

...and ladies...he's so fine...he's all that and change! Keep that in mind...LOL
How do I sit across from this man and not let him see how nervous I am?!!
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Dont worry too much, nervous can be very cute!
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I guess you being nervous will make him feel... dominant maybe?
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LOL..I hope you are right and he sees it that way too.

He called a minute ago...and I know I sounded like a babbling idiot...:P
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Dunno... I did when I was a bit younger. Being the 'alpha' and all.


I don't think there will be any probz. Have funhf

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and keep his hands out of your pants.
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sideways
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I guess you being nervous will make him feel... dominant maybe?
 Quoting: shlap


scratching...I guess possibly..

He's already a pretty 'dominating' type guy...He was headed for the WWF just before he blew his knee out in a match.
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Relax...Pretend he is gay
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sideways
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Maybe...and i bet he'd be good too ! LOL..
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Relax...Pretend he is gay
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...that might work... :)
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just be yourself OP. dont let anyone make you feel nervous. He's no different than you.
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Relax...Pretend he is gay
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...that might work... :)
 Quoting: Woodsprite


Also just tell him you are nervous when you meet up
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sideways
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202950


Maybe...and i bet he'd be good too ! LOL..
 Quoting: Woodsprite


Well have fun you won't be nervous anymore at that point lol...
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Dunno... I did when I was a bit younger. Being the 'alpha' and all.


I don't think there will be any probz. Have funhf
 Quoting: shlap


Thanks Shlap...:)
I'm gonna try!..:D
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and keep his hands out of your pants.
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..LOL..
Guess I shouldn't wear a skirt then, huh?
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sideways
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202950


Maybe...and i bet he'd be good too ! LOL..
 Quoting: Woodsprite


Well have fun you won't be nervous anymore at that point lol...
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True!
Thanks for the well wishes AC... :)
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just be yourself OP. dont let anyone make you feel nervous. He's no different than you.
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...he's just so.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT...I can't help it..LOL
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I gotta go wash this three miles of hair...

Thanks for the support everyone! ..:D
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1) masturbate a little and take the edge off. Maybe leave the dirty vibrator out when he arrives and can see what you are doing.
2) Immediately after dinner, bring him back to your place for anal sex. Let him cum inside you.

This formula always works.
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Get this shit off GLP for fucks sake...
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Start the date with oral sex.
That way, all the pressure is off before you even get into his car.
Don't run. You'll just die tired.
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Be honest let him now your nervous he will probably try and make you feel more relaxed
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I like it when a girl is nervous for a first date.

It usually means she'll do just about anything later on.




Hope that helps you with the nerves thing.
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Awesome, OP, that some people still have natural feelings.
One of the best dates I had, we just held hands and walked.

How many people still feel that way these days?

That guy is lucky to have you for a date.
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He is just as nervous - keep that in mind.
Never mind.
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He's probably just as nervous.
relax, have fun.
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He is just as nervous - keep that in mind.
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He is nervous the condom will break. chuckle
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Cill, and listen to this.


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Re: Nervous as a schoolgirl..LOL
Coy, shy, and nervous the three states of femininity that most turn on a man. Followed by mounting me, sitting across my face, and saying "tap when you need air!"

Sorry, I know it's vulgar, but I likes it that way.
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Coy, shy, and nervous the three states of femininity that most turn on a man. Followed by mounting me, sitting across my face, and saying "tap when you need air!"

Sorry, I know it's vulgar, but I likes it that way.
 Quoting: American Jedi 1229785


Oh, you have to be a woman, clean, attractive (seen some cute skinnies, some cute chubbies 21-60 lol). Please, wear a skirt sans panties. A

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