Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,394 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,326,641
Pageviews Today: 1,727,723Threads Today: 333Posts Today: 6,566
12:27 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1278149
Canada
02/26/2011 08:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
His wife died last year, and now he's looking for a new one ...

He wants to go on a blind date, which is how he first met his wife in the late 1940s ...

Anyways, it looks like his dating partner his 20 years younger than him, she's only about 60 years old.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 1278149
Canada
02/26/2011 08:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
He turns 81 in less than a month.
Aquarius 7

User ID: 1257591
United States
02/26/2011 08:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Good for him! I wish him the best.

No matter our age, we all need to be loved.

hf

.
.

Cayce: “… The greater portion of Japan must go into the sea. …. then we may know it has begun …”. www.near-death.com/experiences/cayce11.html
.
"Be kind, for everyone you know is fighting a hard battle" - Plato
.
"Those who are at peace in their hearts already are in the Great Shelter of life." ~ Hopi Prophecy
.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1277239
United States
02/26/2011 08:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
there is a thriving industry of women hooking up with oldsters like your gpops and fleecing them.

get the old codger to give you power of attorney and get his atm card.

check out the old fucker in phx loosing 500K or so.

you are the man, act like it and quit whimpering on line about the old dude
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1278295
United States
02/26/2011 08:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Ginger and May Ann are both looking.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 1278149
Canada
02/26/2011 08:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
This is a picture of him before his wife died ...

[link to fr-ca.facebook.com]
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 1278149
Canada
02/26/2011 08:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
This is a picture of him before his wife died ...

[link to www.facebook.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278149
Salaama

User ID: 1275403
United States
02/26/2011 08:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Go grandpa! But I would hope he finds a wife (not gf) and signs a prenupial agreement ;)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1248229
United States
02/26/2011 08:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
there is a thriving industry of women hooking up with oldsters like your gpops and fleecing them.

get the old codger to give you power of attorney and get his atm card.

check out the old fucker in phx loosing 500K or so.

you are the man, act like it and quit whimpering on line about the old dude
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277239


Right to the point!
You never know and a 20 yr. age difference at that age is huge.

OP, how did your G'pa meet this woman?
Is he financially secure?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 1278149
Canada
02/26/2011 08:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
OP, how did your G'pa meet this woman?
Is he financially secure?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1248229


He's been socializing recently, going to public events, etc. I don't how exactly how he got into a blind date, but I do know that he is financially secure.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1278017
United States
02/26/2011 08:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
tongue in cheek....

tell him to contact Hugh Hefner, he has a lot of extras left over that he can pass on to grandpa

or have him contact ABC and become the next Bachelor and they will find him a new wife
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1277239
United States
02/26/2011 08:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
there is a thriving industry of women hooking up with oldsters like your gpops and fleecing them.

get the old codger to give you power of attorney and get his atm card.

check out the old fucker in phx loosing 500K or so.

you are the man, act like it and quit whimpering on line about the old dude
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277239


Right to the point!
You never know and a 20 yr. age difference at that age is huge.

OP, how did your G'pa meet this woman?
Is he financially secure?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1248229


you know, its much better to see it upfront and very clear. sometimes family wants to be kind, but look at the pic op posted. gpop may be in the early stages of senility. very sad, but judgment goes quickly.

heres a very real solution. go hire a prostitute...older, past her prime. cut a deal and pay as you go. just get everything nice and clear. she will be happy to have the business and gpop can feel like the lion king.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1248229
United States
02/26/2011 08:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
OP, G'Pa is a handsome man, hopefully he's not so lonely that he'll get stupid and won't listen to good advice if need be.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1158769
United States
02/26/2011 08:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
grandpa-sex doom?!?5a
Mister ObviousModerator
Forum Administrator

02/26/2011 08:44 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Oooh, a young'n!


Lucky bastage!


Tell him not to knock her up.
TXGal4Truth

User ID: 1013398
United States
02/26/2011 08:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
applause
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
************************************
“Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.” ~Isaac Newton
************************************
We are called to be BOLD. ~Joshua 1:9~
************************************
You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed.

:tgdmwt:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 642285
United States
02/26/2011 08:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Hey guys... it's probably NOT sex he's looking for at that age. He's lonely and he lost his companion of many years. It's a compliment to their marriage that he would want to be with someone else again. Just be careful and make sure he understands what some unscrupulous women will do. And if he should find a decent gal and likes her, he can choose to live with her without marriage. (Although that my be morally unacceptable to someone of his years.) Or he can give her some amount of money as a "gift" to support herself with. Then she's got her own and doesn't need to go after his. Not everyone he meets is going to be his financial equal. And some may have vastly more than he does (don't forget the possibility, too!) Just know the person, her reputation, her family, etc. If he's not senile, he'll know the difference between a lady and a tramp, regardless of her bank balances.
ScrumpTheTexan
-Controverter-

User ID: 1143284
United States
02/26/2011 08:51 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
applause
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


+1

Go Gramps!

woohoo
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover.

SickOfItAll

"I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800

MedinaD
For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1273897
United States
02/26/2011 08:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Tell him not to marry anyone, just fool around. You'll lose your inheritance.
Comedian

User ID: 1271642
United States
02/26/2011 09:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Ginger and May Ann are both looking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278295


That response is mathematically impossible to beat.
Don't run. You'll just die tired.
BRIEF
Rebel with morals

User ID: 1278093
United States
02/26/2011 09:12 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Why don't you refer to your Grandpa's wife as your Grandma?

Last Edited by BRIEF on 02/26/2011 09:12 PM
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1278560
United States
02/26/2011 09:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
If he runs out of Viagra,tell him that I will gladly lend him my popsicle sticks!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 1278149
Canada
02/26/2011 09:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Why don't you refer to your Grandpa's wife as your Grandma?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Well from his point of view it was his wife ... I'm just trying to explain it from his perpective, as opposed to, say, mine.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1271557
Australia
02/26/2011 09:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
that cradle-snatcher......lol good on you granps.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1271557
Australia
02/26/2011 09:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Tell him not to marry anyone, just fool around. You'll lose your inheritance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273897


Yep, who the fuck cares about his happiness.
Moving

User ID: 1267479
United States
02/26/2011 09:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
He needs to go have a good time, cut him a break. He has been through a lot and probably needs some company. No offense but, not a family member type of company.
BRIEF
Rebel with morals

User ID: 1278093
United States
02/26/2011 09:30 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
Why don't you refer to your Grandpa's wife as your Grandma?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Well from his point of view it was his wife ... I'm just trying to explain it from his perpective, as opposed to, say, mine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278149


So just come out and say it...You're jealous of your Grandpa getting more pussy than you...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 1278149
Canada
02/26/2011 09:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
So just come out and say it
 Quoting: BRIEF


I think the two expresssions are more or less the same, being mutually intelligible to the majority of people.

...You're jealous of your Grandpa getting more pussy than you...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Maybe he is, and maybe I'm a bit jealous, but that's irrelevant to what I really intended to say in this post.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1102264
Australia
02/26/2011 09:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
He likes older women? If he does I'm interested, i'm 92.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1278560
United States
02/26/2011 09:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
OLD FART
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1247498
United States
02/26/2011 09:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My 80 year-old grandpa is looking for a girlfriend
he can get a virgin in thailand or phillipines , vietnam or even china...

News








We're dropping truth bombs like it's the end of days!