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Anyone Ever Seen This Nonsense?

 
Patience
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It seems DHS has deemed all of us GLPers and the majority of America as terrorists. The following links are from a website I've been going to since before I started using GLP. If you haven't seen the documents yet, I suggest snooping around.




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DONT QUESTION YOUR GOVERNMENT. DONT SEARCH FOR TRUTH. DONT BE YOURSELF. DONT ACT APART FROM THE CROWD. FOR IF YOU DO, YOU ARE A TERRORIST.
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well shit....looks like I've been a terrorists for 40yrs

Who would have ever thought?
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Lol, (not at you OP), just lol.
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Being a pregnant woman or driving to wall mart is considered terrorist activity.

God I hate our government.
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I seem to be a terrorist too... Wouldn't they crap if all the people who are suspicious (going by their list) actually started doing acts of terror... I think that would be chaos
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I'm from the government. I'm here to help.
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I seem to be a terrorist too... Wouldn't they crap if all the people who are suspicious (going by their list) actually started doing acts of terror... I think that would be chaos
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1175832


If they keep up this totalitarian BS that’s exactly what’s going top happen.
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Un-fucking-believable!! It's officially a God damn joke.



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until everyone sees this garbage
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This is from the first link. There are citations by each listed activity.




You are a terrorist if:

Do you:

* Like to pay in cash
* Visit a storage facility at unusual times
* Exhibit nervous behavior
* Have “suspicious” textbooks regarding chemistry or biology
* Have flight manuals
* Have photographs of well-known locations
* Have a GPS unit
* Have receipts from several hotels
* Like to take photographs
* Wear winter clothing
* Frequently travel to areas “of concern”
* Appear “not to belong”
* Stare or quickly look away from people
* Want to buy a commercial truck or van
* Have interest in dams or national landmarks
* Have no current or fixed address
* Have scuba gear
* Have large amounts of baby formula
* Have a blank facial expression
* Have a map to a shopping mall in a shopping mall
* Wear scarves, head bands, hooded sweatshirts, or heavy coats
* Have laboratory equipment
* Often make inaccurate statements
* Have stains on your clothing
* Have burns on your hands
* Have dead vegetation in your yard
* Mumble
* Use a prepaid mobile phone
* Exhibit apprehension
* Have an extra car battery in your car

Have you:

* Traveled overseas lately
* Refused maid-service at a hotel
* Requested a specific view at a hotel
* Used a phone in the lobby of a hotel
* Used prepaid calling cards
* Observed a security drill
* Left a briefcase or a bag somewhere
* Worn clothing inconsistent with the weather
* Purchased a respirator or hazardous substances
* Provided a vague explanation for an injury
* Asked security personnel for directions
* Parked a rental vehicle in an unusual location
* Tried to gain employment at a vehicle dealership, a rental agency, a delivery company, or a freight hauling company
* Used excessive postage on a package
* Misspelled words on a package
* Sent mail without a return address
* Changed your name
* Attended public demonstrations
* Bought night-vision goggles
* Requested an unusual work schedule
* Stored batteries in the glove compartment of your vehicle
* Made a check out to “cash”
* Purchased large diameter PVC pipe
* Refused change from a financial transaction
* Purchased vaccines and preventative medicines
* Driven by a school in a limousine
* Flown a private plane over any kind of infrastructure
* Flown a radio-controlled aircraft near a sports arena
* Taken a photograph of a courthouse

Are you:

* Overly concerned about privacy
* A commercial driver’s license student that appears uninterested
* A panhandler or beggar
* A street vendor
* A shoe shiner
* A pregnant woman
* An employee changing shifts or working irregular hours
* Holding a pressure cooker in an unusual location
* Unwilling to explain your financial activity
* Driving to Wal-Mart
* Taking a photograph of any location where there are no tourists
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The second document is 120 pages of conspiracy terminology given to the DHS. Here's a quote from the summary:

"Constitutionalist, defined by Random House’s 2010 Dictionary as an “adherent or advocate of constitutionalism or of an existing constitution”, is described in the report as a “generic term for members of the ‘patriot’ movement”. Survivalists are described in the document as fearing a “coming collapse of civilization” and are trying to prepare themselves for this collapse. Such individuals are said to have “typically stockpiled food, water, and weapons, especially the latter, and instructed themselves on topics ranging from first aid to childbirth to edible plants”."
Larry Bird is my Idol

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The third one labels right wing extremists partly as:


"Rightwing extremist paranoia of foreign regimes could escalate or be magnified in the event of an economic crisis or military confrontation, harkening back to the “New World Order” conspiracy theories of the 1990s. The dissolution of Communist countries in Eastern Europe and the end of the Soviet Union in the 1990s led some rightwing extremists to believe that a “New World Order” would bring about a world government that would usurp the sovereignty of the United States and its Constitution, thus infringing upon their liberty. The dynamics in 2009 are somewhat similar, as other countries, including China, India, and Russia, as well as some smaller, oil-producing states, are experiencing a rise in economic power and influence."



LOOK OUT VETERANS, THEYRE WATCHING YOU...




"Disgruntled Military Veterans
(U//FOUO) DHS/I&A assesses that rightwing extremists will attempt to recruit and radicalize returning veterans in order to exploit their skills and knowledge derived from military training and combat. These skills and knowledge have the potential to boost the capabilities of extremists—including lone wolves or small terrorist cells—to carry out violence. The willingness of a small percentage of military personnel to join extremist groups during the 1990s because they were disgruntled, disillusioned, or suffering from the psychological effects of war is being replicated today."
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More madness from the mouth of madness
The Pride of Maine

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bump
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I'm from the government. I'm here to help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1278972


lmao
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The fourth link talks about blogging and the like.

Nazi Napalitano is leading the fight against us terrorists.

"“They are secret lists with no way for people to petition to get off or even to know if they’re on,” said Chris Calabrese, legislative counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union.

Officials insist they have been vigilant about keeping law-abiding people off the master list. The new criteria have led to only modest growth in the list, which stands at 440,000 people, about 5 percent larger than last year. The vast majority are non-U.S. citizens."
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"tax resistance movement (U//FOUO) Groups or individuals who vehemently believe taxes violate their constitutional rights. Among their beliefsare that wages are not income, that paying income taxes is voluntary, and that the 16th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which allowed Congress to levy taxes on income, was not properly ratified. Members have been known to advocate or engage in criminal activity and plot acts of violence and terrorism in an attempt to advance their extremist goals. They often target government entities such as the Internal Revenue Service and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives."
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This is from the first link. There are citations by each listed activity.




You are a terrorist if:

Do you:

* Like to pay in cash
* Visit a storage facility at unusual times
* Exhibit nervous behavior
* Have “suspicious” textbooks regarding chemistry or biology
* Have flight manuals
* Have photographs of well-known locations
* Have a GPS unit
* Have receipts from several hotels
* Like to take photographs
* Wear winter clothing
* Frequently travel to areas “of concern”
* Appear “not to belong”
* Stare or quickly look away from people
* Want to buy a commercial truck or van
* Have interest in dams or national landmarks
* Have no current or fixed address
* Have scuba gear
* Have large amounts of baby formula
* Have a blank facial expression
* Have a map to a shopping mall in a shopping mall
* Wear scarves, head bands, hooded sweatshirts, or heavy coats
* Have laboratory equipment
* Often make inaccurate statements
* Have stains on your clothing
* Have burns on your hands
* Have dead vegetation in your yard
* Mumble
* Use a prepaid mobile phone
* Exhibit apprehension
* Have an extra car battery in your car

Have you:

* Traveled overseas lately
* Refused maid-service at a hotel
* Requested a specific view at a hotel
* Used a phone in the lobby of a hotel
* Used prepaid calling cards
* Observed a security drill
* Left a briefcase or a bag somewhere
* Worn clothing inconsistent with the weather
* Purchased a respirator or hazardous substances
* Provided a vague explanation for an injury
* Asked security personnel for directions
* Parked a rental vehicle in an unusual location
* Tried to gain employment at a vehicle dealership, a rental agency, a delivery company, or a freight hauling company
* Used excessive postage on a package
* Misspelled words on a package
* Sent mail without a return address
* Changed your name
* Attended public demonstrations
* Bought night-vision goggles
* Requested an unusual work schedule
* Stored batteries in the glove compartment of your vehicle
* Made a check out to “cash”
* Purchased large diameter PVC pipe
* Refused change from a financial transaction
* Purchased vaccines and preventative medicines
* Driven by a school in a limousine
* Flown a private plane over any kind of infrastructure
* Flown a radio-controlled aircraft near a sports arena
* Taken a photograph of a courthouse

Are you:

* Overly concerned about privacy
* A commercial driver’s license student that appears uninterested
* A panhandler or beggar
* A street vendor
* A shoe shiner
* A pregnant woman
* An employee changing shifts or working irregular hours
* Holding a pressure cooker in an unusual location
* Unwilling to explain your financial activity
* Driving to Wal-Mart
* Taking a photograph of any location where there are no tourists
 Quoting: Larry Bird is my Idol


I think I fit 99% of this profile.
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If I remember correctly, Schindler also made a list... for the opposite reason of this list.
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This is from the first link. There are citations by each listed activity.




You are a terrorist if:

Do you:

* Like to pay in cash
* Visit a storage facility at unusual times
* Exhibit nervous behavior
* Have “suspicious” textbooks regarding chemistry or biology
* Have flight manuals
* Have photographs of well-known locations
* Have a GPS unit
* Have receipts from several hotels
* Like to take photographs
* Wear winter clothing
* Frequently travel to areas “of concern”
* Appear “not to belong”
* Stare or quickly look away from people
* Want to buy a commercial truck or van
* Have interest in dams or national landmarks
* Have no current or fixed address
* Have scuba gear
* Have large amounts of baby formula
* Have a blank facial expression
* Have a map to a shopping mall in a shopping mall
* Wear scarves, head bands, hooded sweatshirts, or heavy coats
* Have laboratory equipment
* Often make inaccurate statements
* Have stains on your clothing
* Have burns on your hands
* Have dead vegetation in your yard
* Mumble
* Use a prepaid mobile phone
* Exhibit apprehension
* Have an extra car battery in your car

Have you:

* Traveled overseas lately
* Refused maid-service at a hotel
* Requested a specific view at a hotel
* Used a phone in the lobby of a hotel
* Used prepaid calling cards
* Observed a security drill
* Left a briefcase or a bag somewhere
* Worn clothing inconsistent with the weather
* Purchased a respirator or hazardous substances
* Provided a vague explanation for an injury
* Asked security personnel for directions
* Parked a rental vehicle in an unusual location
* Tried to gain employment at a vehicle dealership, a rental agency, a delivery company, or a freight hauling company
* Used excessive postage on a package
* Misspelled words on a package
* Sent mail without a return address
* Changed your name
* Attended public demonstrations
* Bought night-vision goggles
* Requested an unusual work schedule
* Stored batteries in the glove compartment of your vehicle
* Made a check out to “cash”
* Purchased large diameter PVC pipe
* Refused change from a financial transaction
* Purchased vaccines and preventative medicines
* Driven by a school in a limousine
* Flown a private plane over any kind of infrastructure
* Flown a radio-controlled aircraft near a sports arena
* Taken a photograph of a courthouse

Are you:

* Overly concerned about privacy
* A commercial driver’s license student that appears uninterested
* A panhandler or beggar
* A street vendor
* A shoe shiner
* A pregnant woman
* An employee changing shifts or working irregular hours
* Holding a pressure cooker in an unusual location
* Unwilling to explain your financial activity
* Driving to Wal-Mart
* Taking a photograph of any location where there are no tourists
 Quoting: Larry Bird is my Idol


I think I fit 99% of this profile.
 Quoting: CaptainSensible


Me too, and there's a pregnant poster who is addicted to collecting baby formula. We may have to call her in, dude.
Larry Bird is my Idol

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The last document gives:



Terrorist Use of Facebook:

• As a way to share operational and tactical information, such as bomb recipes, AK-47 maintenance and use, tactical shooting, etc.
• As a gateway to extremist sites and other online radical content by linking on
Facebook group pages and in discussion forums.
• As a media outlet for terrorist propaganda and extremist ideological messaging.
• As a wealth of information for remote reconnaissance for targeting purposes.
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I keep thinking of Jeff Foxworthy "If you have a prepaid cellphone in your pocket, you might be a terrorist"

At least he would say might beyeahsure
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Larry Bird is my Idol

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The last document gives:



Terrorist Use of Facebook:

• As a way to share operational and tactical information, such as bomb recipes, AK-47 maintenance and use, tactical shooting, etc.
• As a gateway to extremist sites and other online radical content by linking on
Facebook group pages and in discussion forums.
• As a media outlet for terrorist propaganda and extremist ideological messaging.
• As a wealth of information for remote reconnaissance for targeting purposes.
 Quoting: Larry Bird is my Idol




No sir, they dont you corrupt fucks. Using "Muslim Extremists" has always been away to snoop around in good peoples lives and strip them of their freedom.
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well shit....looks like I've been a terrorists for 40yrs

Who would have ever thought?
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Sir, we are all terrorists according to Napolitano.
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I keep thinking of Jeff Foxworthy "If you have a prepaid cellphone in your pocket, you might be a terrorist"

At least he would say might beyeahsure
 Quoting: Ponzi


I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!! Thanks for that...
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02/27/2011 11:11 AM
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I shit blood on all those faggots at DHS!
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OMG that is seriously laugh your ass off funny. Dead vegettion in their yard? Have GPS unit?? Wear winter clothing?? Stare at you or look at you funny or no eye contact at all??? OMFG!!! That's all of us here right now!!!whatever
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Sir, we are all terrorists according to Napolitano.
 Quoting: Larry Bird is my Idol


Say it isn't so.
The Pride of Maine

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If we are really trying to catch terrorists, than this crucial information should be on every nighly news show, and on the front of every newspaper ASAP!! We could end the war on terror if the poeple were just informed on what to look for!

bump
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PIN THIS, MODS!
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More madness from the mouth of madness
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Carpenter had it right. Slowly normalize insanity and lock the sane ones away.
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