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Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun

 
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Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
(NaturalNews) The "enhanced" screening procedures now used by the U.S. Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at the nation's airports has once again been demonstrated as a total failure, this time at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport (DFW). According to a high-ranking, inside source at TSA, an undercover agent was successfully able to smuggle a handgun through the naked body scanner -- and she did so not only once, but several times.

The TSA agent who performed the covert test says that none of the TSA agents that performed her screenings were at all disciplined for their multiple non-observances of her hidden weaponry. All agents involved in the incident continue to operate the screening machines just as they did prior to the test, she said.

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02/28/2011 01:20 PM
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Hmmmmm.....wonder where she hid the gun...
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02/28/2011 01:21 PM
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Yeah it only works for ordinary people, not undercover agents ...
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02/28/2011 01:23 PM
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
The only reason they do this is so that they have an excuse to vamp up security AGAIN.

My guess is that they'll be installing new screening technology that will work quicker toward the intended goal.. that being making us DEAD.
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02/28/2011 01:24 PM
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
You didn't really think these things were about finding hidden weapons, did you? rolleyes
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Hmmmmm.....wonder where she hid the gun...
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Her anus.

She was probed anally so much by greys and reptile people. Anything can fit up there now.
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
From what I understand the scanner was set for ankles to neck scan. If she actually had a metal gun on her, it had to have been cut off on either end. My guess is that she had it in her hair.
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In my opinion, that proves right there those scanners as well as the gropings were put in place to provoke fear and keep the sheople in line and have absolutely nothing to do with keeping us safe!
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02/28/2011 01:29 PM
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Since the scanners don't 'see' through body fat, you can hide something in fat rolls. Either under the bulging belly of a fat man or under big boobs.

Nobody said that these terrorists have to be skinny underfed street kids.
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Actually, I'd like to see the second option for hiding in action.
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
From what I understand the scanner was set for ankles to neck scan. If she actually had a metal gun on her, it had to have been cut off on either end. My guess is that she had it in her hair.
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Spot on. Sherlock. Perry Mason couldn't have deduced that any better.
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
TSA Red Team are the testers. The TSA fails and the DHS covers uo for them in D.C..
The TSA is a complete and utter failure.
When I worked for them my airport was run by a TSA Director who spent 300k on a suite rental off airport grounds.
This Federal Security Director did not want to know anything about what was happening at the airport except when his next paycheck of his 150k a year salary was coming in.
The Burger King rejects doing the screening was busy trying to molest children and I blew the whistle on the whole corrupt operation.
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Its because the agents were looking at her privates, not looking for weapons. Its safe to assume they're doing the same for any decent looking woman going through those scanners.
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Since the scanners don't 'see' through body fat, you can hide something in fat rolls. Either under the bulging belly of a fat man or under big boobs.

Nobody said that these terrorists have to be skinny underfed street kids.
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then a zip lock filled with lard would do the trick.
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Since the scanners don't 'see' through body fat, you can hide something in fat rolls. Either under the bulging belly of a fat man or under big boobs.

Nobody said that these terrorists have to be skinny underfed street kids.
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then a zip lock filled with lard would do the trick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240951


Better yet, one of those fake latex preggie buns that pull up like a girdle filled with lard and a nice void between you and it.
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Pics of her in the machine or it didn't happen!

Last Edited by Pilot_007 on 02/28/2011 01:54 PM
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Since the scanners don't 'see' through body fat, you can hide something in fat rolls. Either under the bulging belly of a fat man or under big boobs.

Nobody said that these terrorists have to be skinny underfed street kids.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 118761


then a zip lock filled with lard would do the trick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240951


Better yet, one of those fake latex preggie buns that pull up like a girdle filled with lard and a nice void between you and it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240951


Better yet. The Saudi who inserted c-4 and detonated himself.
Bend over.
TSA RectalRooter check.
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
(NaturalNews) The "enhanced" screening procedures now used by the U.S. Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at the nation's airports has once again been demonstrated as a total failure, this time at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport (DFW). According to a high-ranking, inside source at TSA, an undercover agent was successfully able to smuggle a handgun through the naked body scanner -- and she did so not only once, but several times.

The TSA agent who performed the covert test says that none of the TSA agents that performed her screenings were at all disciplined for their multiple non-observances of her hidden weaponry. All agents involved in the incident continue to operate the screening machines just as they did prior to the test, she said.

Learn more: [link to www.naturalnews.com]
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Yep... a TSA false flag! See stricter shite comin'!

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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Since the scanners don't 'see' through body fat, you can hide something in fat rolls. Either under the bulging belly of a fat man or under big boobs.

Nobody said that these terrorists have to be skinny underfed street kids.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 118761


then a zip lock filled with lard would do the trick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240951


Better yet, one of those fake latex preggie buns that pull up like a girdle filled with lard and a nice void between you and it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240951


Better yet. The Saudi who inserted c-4 and detonated himself.
Bend over.
TSA RectalRooter check.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 977055

Rectum?
Damn near killed him.
"Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.

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Multiple doses of rads for the fed. hf
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Between the ass cheeks.
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
From what I understand the scanner was set for ankles to neck scan. If she actually had a metal gun on her, it had to have been cut off on either end. My guess is that she had it in her hair.
 Quoting: JoeNeubarth


I can see it now......wild hair weaves,wigs and yes.....turbans.
how much stuff passes through tsa, because they can't offend the muslims.
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
the problem is she was too hot, and her body was so nice it confused and distracted the TSA agents.

its not their fault. Hot chicks would never be terrorists.
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Its gotta be a small gun like one of these

[link to www.naaminis.com]

I can't imagine a full sized pistol being hidden.
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
last year muy wife slipped some breast milk through the scanners.

they were never the wiser
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Once again the tSA fails.
The gun is not the threat.
Explosives inserted inside the body is now the threat.
Because it's already been done.
I tried to get the tSA to think this way.
That's why I'm long gone from the TSA.
The TSA saw me as the threat.
Oh well.
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fuck .......






....... the TSA
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02/28/2011 03:18 PM
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Do you know why the Underwear Bomber survived and didn't blow himself up and the whole plane? So they can parade him on Mainstream Media and show that the bomb was in his underwear and motivate the people to accept Full Body Scanners.

Remember that Satan and his reptilian hybrid workers on Earth use deception to deceive mankind. It is the signature of their work. Anything that appears to be high level deception based trickery, you have to be a dumbass not to know that it is the work of Satan.
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TSA searches = social conditioning
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TSA searches = social conditioning
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Correct. Because if they were serious, they would be using puffer machines that can detect different explosives.
Not full body scanners which serve only to condition the sheeple.
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Re: Undercover agent slips through TSA naked body scanner multiple times with handgun
Hmmmmm.....wonder where she hid the gun...
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Hah! Same thing I was thinking...dirty ol' bastard
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