Global warming is not only not a hoax, but it is going to end life as we know it within the next FEW years (don't believe me? then READ THIS)

I have been reading Godlikeproductions for a few months and this is my first post (or thread or whatever you call it). I decided to post it because I feel that you, as open minded people, have a right to know the truth about what is going on regarding global warming. Plus I’m tired of the posts on here that claim global warming is some kind of hoax (which 95% of the ignorant monkeys on here believe to be the case).

It’s not simply that global warming is worse than you think…rather global warming is about 10,000 times worst than you think. Not only that, but it is about to cook us like rotisserie chicken in the next few years (yes I said NEXT FEW YEARS). Don't believe me? Read on...


This post will probably be uber-disturbing to many of you, so if you aren’t a fan of horror movies, or if you are someone who doesn’t enjoy being terrified to the point that you practically soil your pants, I would suggest moving on to another thread and not reading any further.

For those brave souls remaining, here goes….

Before I get started, I ask that you give me about 10 minutes of your time. I realize that is a lot of time to spend on a single thread, but considering the magnitude of what I am talking about, 10 minutes is nothing.

Each link that I am about to present is mercifully brief (the one video I present is about 3 minutes long, and the rest are no more than a few short paragraphs).

I have put quite a lot of thought into this post as I realize I have one shot at convincing you ignorant monkeys of the dire reality of the situation.

Before I go into just how ridiculously dire our situation is, let us first establish the fact that global warming is real, and not a hoax as many on this board appear to believe.

Exhibit number 1:

(paraphrase of following article) 97 percent of climate scientists say that global warming is real and is a direct result of carbon dioxide (CO2) emitted by man. The 3 percent that do not subscribe to this theory are far less qualified and included people like Richard Lindzen (google his name to see how he has been proven time and again to be a lying sociopath).


[link to content.usatoday.com]

Exhibit number 2:

The Arctic is melting. Both December 2010 and January 2011 had the lowest ice volume EVER recorded.

[link to www.youtube.com]

Hows the ice looking right now?

[link to www.iup.uni-bremen.de:8084]



Exhibit number 3:

2010 tied 2005 for hottest year EVER. That is VERY significant because we were in a STRONG La Nina which cools temps worldwide, AND the sun was at the bottom of a solar minimum...and STILL we tied for the hottest year ever. The past decade was the hottest on record, followed by the 90’s, and with the 80’s coming in third place. Russian officials used to joke about global warming…until this last summer when they hit the highest temps ever recorded which started historic fires. Not to mention the “biblical” floods of Australia, the “worst ever” floods in Brazil, the worst drought in the history of the Amazon (which killed BILLIONS of trees!!!), etc. etc. etc....

[link to www.noaanews.noaa.gov]

Exhibit number 4:

Ocean acidification is considered the “evil twin” of global warming. CO2 dissolves in sea water to become carbonic acid which is slowly making the ocean inhospitable for the vast majority of marine life. Don’t believe me….then see exhibit number 6.

[link to www.sciencedaily.com]

Exhibit number 5:

Phytoplankton in the worlds oceans have declined by FORTY PERCENT because of global warming and ocean acidification. Phytoplankton is the base of the food chain and if it disappears, we all go extinct.

[link to www.csmonitor.com]

Exhibit number 6.

THIS IS THE BIG KAHUNA PEOPLE!!

The East Siberian Arctic Shelf, which was previously considered an impermeable cap to VAST amounts of methane is MELTING and is venting untold amounts of methane into the atmosphere. Methane is 20-70 percent more potent as a greenhouse gas than CO2, depending on the time frame (because it degrades to become CO2 after a few years, depending on its concentration). According to researchers, so much methane is stored in the East Siberian Arctic shelf, that if only 1 PERCENT were to be released, it would cause CATASTROPHIC WARMING....AND IT IS HAPPENING NOW!!!

This from March of 2010:

[link to climateprogress.org]

[link to www.youtube.com]

So that was from early 2010. What has happened since then? Well new updated information has come in and it's worst than any worst case scenario you might have imagined in your worst nightmare.


Last summer Dr. Shakhova and her team measured the methane venting from about 1-1.5% of "hot spots" in the East Siberian Arctic shelf and then multiplied that number by the number of known hot spots. And here is what she said:

"Prorating these numbers to the areas of hot spots (210×103 km2) adds 3.5Gt to annual methane release from the ESAS. THIS IS ENOUGH TO TRIGGER ABRUPT CLIMATE CHANGE."

[link to www.google.com]


That’s right, IT IS CURRENTLY VENTING ENOUGH METHANE TO CAUSE ABRUPT CLIMATE CHANGE........NOW!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU GRASPING THE MAGNITUDE OF WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU?????!!!

So you are probably wondering....exactly how much IS 3.5 Gigatons of methane?

"Returning to the 4 GtC release scenario, assume such a release occurs over a one-year period

In this event, methane will enter the atmosphere as methane gas. It will have a residence time of several decades and a global warming potential of 62 times that of carbon dioxide over a 20-year period.

This would be the equivalent of 248 GtC as carbon dioxide or 31 times the annual man-made GHG emissions of today. Put another way, this would have the impact of nearly 30 years worth of GHG warming all at once. The result would almost certainly be a rapid rise in the average air temperature, perhaps as much as 3°F immediately. This might be tolerable if that’s as far as things go. But, just like 15,000 years ago, if the feedback mechanisms kick in, we can expect rapid melting of Greenland and Antarctic ice and an overall temperature increase of 30°F."

[link to www.global-warming-geo-engineering.org]

I could go on and on but I’ll leave it at that. If you want more, go here and click around:
[link to climateprogress.org]

Bottom line….global warming is real, is far more serious than even the worst case scenario projected just a few years ago, and is happening FAR faster than even the most dire predictions. What’s worst…. there is simply nothing we can do at this point to stop it. Obama knows it too, which is why he stopped discussing the subject over a year ago and didn't even mention climate change or global warming in his recent State of the Union.


By the way, since most of you ignorat ass monkeys are going to come back with "global warming is caused by the sun!!" and "climategate emails proved that it's a conspiracy headed by Al Gore", allow me to be proactive with debunking your ignorant opinions:

It's NOT the damn sun:
[link to www.skepticalscience.com]

And the scientists involved in the "climategate" email scandal have been cleared by FOUR independant reviews. The latest just happened again last week:

[link to www.tbd.com]

All denier arguments fall apart under scrutiny. ALL of them.


You guys want doom.....I just gave it to you. REAL doom.