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I'm Sure Psychics Are Full Of Shit...But This Is Still Weird

 
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10 years ago I read an article in my college paper regarding a Psychic in the local area. For the Hell of it I went to see what they could tell me. I was told I had a curse on me, which worked by making friends/acquaintances of my girlfriend try to ruin our relationship. The woman said she would remove it for $500. I told her to piss off and left.

About 3 years later a few friends and I were in Atlantic City NJ gambling and my friend saw $1 psychic reading on the boardwalk. When he was done, he said he could not believe how accurate it was. So I went next. Again, I was told I have a curse on me. This bitch tried to sell me a rock for $100 to bath with for two-three months. Again, I said piss off and left.

Recently, I saw another street asshole Psychic while out with friends. Again, I have a curse on me. No one else hears this shit but me.

I don't believe in this Shit, but I have only seen three "psychics" (and just for a goof) and hear the same shit.

WTF?

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I'll tell you why for $100
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I'll tell you why for $100
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LMFAO
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Maybe they were all just being
"polite".
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I'll tell you why for $100
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I think it's pretty interesting indeed... stoned
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I'll tell you the truth for $50. deposited into my paypal acct.
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you made this story up.
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hmm that is weird

or maybe you are just not a good boyfriend
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Satan wants your soul :(
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you made this story up.
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No, didn't. I actually paid the last one an extra $25 to see where the curse came from. She told me in a past life my wife was murdered and her spirit will not rest if I'm with another woman. Granted I'm an Asshole so obviously that is why my relationships fail, not the dead ex-life bitch, but still odd.
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No, didn't. I actually paid the last one an extra $25 to see where the curse came from. She told me in a past life my wife was murdered and her spirit will not rest if I'm with another woman. Granted I'm an Asshole so obviously that is why my relationships fail, not the dead ex-life bitch, but still odd.
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See? Women are bitches, even AFTER they died.
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simple, you were cursed ........no charge
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How they would make more money? By telling you that you are OK????
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No, didn't. I actually paid the last one an extra $25 to see where the curse came from. She told me in a past life my wife was murdered and her spirit will not rest if I'm with another woman. Granted I'm an Asshole so obviously that is why my relationships fail, not the dead ex-life bitch, but still odd.
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See? Women are bitches, even AFTER they died.
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I guess you missed that I'm an asshole part.
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See? Women are bitches, even AFTER they died.
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I guess you missed that I'm an asshole part.
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You would turn into an asshole if all your relationships fail too! Especially if your dead wife is the cause!!! 5a
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Odd.
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You're lying. Psychics don't tell people stuff like that, first of all. Secondly, there ain't no such thing as a curse.
You are, however, a negative creep, so good luck to you.
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10 years ago I read an article in my college paper regarding a Psychic in the local area. For the Hell of it I went to see what they could tell me. I was told I had a curse on me, which worked by making friends/acquaintances of my girlfriend try to ruin our relationship. The woman said she would remove it for $500. I told her to piss off and left.

About 3 years later a few friends and I were in Atlantic City NJ gambling and my friend saw $1 psychic reading on the boardwalk. When he was done, he said he could not believe how accurate it was. So I went next. Again, I was told I have a curse on me. This bitch tried to sell me a rock for $100 to bath with for two-three months. Again, I said piss off and left.

Recently, I saw another street asshole Psychic while out with friends. Again, I have a curse on me. No one else hears this shit but me.

I don't believe in this Shit, but I have only seen three "psychics" (and just for a goof) and hear the same shit.

WTF?
 Quoting: HansBoobie


Don't know how you dig up the worst fake kinds,tounge but a real psychic never come with the bogus claim that you have a curse on you and need to remove it for §§.

There are a few good psychics, you don't find them in weird places but they are ordinary people with ordinary homes and they focus on the good stuff. I had one goldmine psychic, she was that one in a million psychic, she could tell deatils and big events that would take place waaaay ahead (like 10-20 yrs down the road. They all did take place. If she saw something bad she wouldn't tell you. Knowing something bad will take place will drain your energy, right. Not a good thing. If you get a good one, you will never have to go back again, he/ she will probably give you a good roll that is good for several years! cool2

So yes, there are good ones, but they are rare and you have to ask around alot before you pick one.
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a curse or a gift, depends on perception
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You're lying. Psychics don't tell people stuff like that, first of all. Secondly, there ain't no such thing as a curse.
You are, however, a negative creep, so good luck to you.
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i agree, i already said, he made it up.
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You're lying. Psychics don't tell people stuff like that, first of all. Secondly, there ain't no such thing as a curse.
You are, however, a negative creep, so good luck to you.
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Oh yea, my friend who was with me in AC on the boardwalk is a GLP member also and will back this up, not like I really care if you believe me or not. I don't believe in a curse either, but the fact that 3 people told me the same thing was at least worth thinking about.

I know all they want is money, but I look similar to all of my friends respectively. So why do I get the curse thing and not them? Their "readings" are about how great their future will be and I get the the shitty curse story every time.

I considered seeing a new one now that I live in a different area of the country, but I know it is Bullshit, and if I hear that shit again, I may start to believe it.

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You're lying. Psychics don't tell people stuff like that, first of all. Secondly, there ain't no such thing as a curse.
You are, however, a negative creep, so good luck to you.
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Yes they do. I have had psychics try to con me out of money with the curse story. That's how I know they are not for real.
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You're lying. Psychics don't tell people stuff like that, first of all. Secondly, there ain't no such thing as a curse.
You are, however, a negative creep, so good luck to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1022423


Oh yea, my friend who was with me in AC on the boardwalk is a GLP member also and will back this up, not like I really care if you believe me or not. I don't believe in a curse either, but the fact that 3 people told me the same thing was at least worth thinking about.

I know all they want is money, but I look similar to all of my friends respectively. So why do I get the curse thing and not them? Their "readings" are about how great their future will be and I get the the shitty curse story every time.

I considered seeing out a new one now that I live in a different area of the country, but I know it is Bullshit, and if I hear that shit again, I may start to believe it.
 Quoting: HansBoobie


Because they think you are an easy mark. You are also pretty hard to get a cold reading from so that leaves them with very little to tell you.Hence the curse crap.
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you will die a terrible terrible death
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you made this story up.
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No, didn't. I actually paid the last one an extra $25 to see where the curse came from. She told me in a past life my wife was murdered and her spirit will not rest if I'm with another woman. Granted I'm an Asshole so obviously that is why my relationships fail, not the dead ex-life bitch, but still odd.
 Quoting: HansBoobie


This is a wierd story indeed, and that addition to it is the wierdest. I don't know about psychics, never thought about them.
One day (years ago) my wife wanted me to accompany her to one and when her reading was over I let myself have one too. No money was charged.
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I've only seen one psychic and that was 3 years ago. She kept rubbing her forehead and I asked her why she kept doing that. She told me that looking through my aura gave her a big headache. She kept asking me what the whirlwinds were. The only internal whirlwinds I knew about were the ones that were shown in a series of prophetic dreams I had in 1990 and I thought of them as trouble. These winds hit and bounced off my house without doing any big damage, but the last dream showed that my house disappeared due to a big wind that happened when I wasn't here and on my return home there wasn't a home to come back to. I also told her that there was an increase of these whirlwinds in and around my house in this physical reality. It's been easy to see these winds increase in the past few years. I had scheduled a return visit to this psychic but she pulled up stakes and left without giving a forwarding address, which is odd, because she had bought a farm here and was living here with her family. They had lived here several years before suddenly leaving. No one I've asked knows where this family moved to or why the sudden departure. One rumor was that she was running from the FBI for tax evasion.
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Your curse is foul language - the psychics already know you're going to label them bitches. Duh.
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Well, that is weird.

I would advise you to read "Journey of Souls" and "Destiny of Souls" by Michael Newton.

What you could do is go to a hypnotherapist and tell him NOTHING about your problem. See if he can regress you to the past life and see if that happened or not. Then, once you remember, you can absolve the guilt that you are feeling subconsciously and get rid of it.
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10 years ago I read an article in my college paper regarding a Psychic in the local area. For the Hell of it I went to see what they could tell me. I was told I had a curse on me, which worked by making friends/acquaintances of my girlfriend try to ruin our relationship. The woman said she would remove it for $500. I told her to piss off and left.

About 3 years later a few friends and I were in Atlantic City NJ gambling and my friend saw $1 psychic reading on the boardwalk. When he was done, he said he could not believe how accurate it was. So I went next. Again, I was told I have a curse on me. This bitch tried to sell me a rock for $100 to bath with for two-three months. Again, I said piss off and left.

Recently, I saw another street asshole Psychic while out with friends. Again, I have a curse on me. No one else hears this shit but me.

I don't believe in this Shit, but I have only seen three "psychics" (and just for a goof) and hear the same shit.

WTF?
 Quoting: HansBoobie


I love the irony in your entire story.

You think psychics are full of shit -- everyone is a psychic.

Look at the very evident pattern.
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I m syckik and i see that you are cursed

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