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Aries Woman to Libra Soulmate: I'm giving you ONE MORE CHANCE!

 
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Aries Woman to Libra Soulmate: I'm giving you ONE MORE CHANCE!
Hey, might as well start the weekend out with an interesting treasure hunt.

Dear Soulmate,

I'm sick of looking for you.

I'm sick of dating the past 4 decades to "find" you.

If you're really my soul mate I'm sure the reasonable explanation is that you're as passionate about everything in life as I am and so are constantly "on the go" all the time, like me.

Therefore I imagine we've passed each other like two ships in the night on many occasions.

But this is getting old.

I'm giving you one last chance buddy, then I'm ending this charade.

Some man on here said that since I was born on April 13th, 1960 then my soul mate was born on October 11th.

By the way, I'd prefer you be of legal age. Other than that don't worry about me, BABY! I can keep up!

Yes, this is a joke- kind of.

But for God's sake- we're running out of time here. Hop to it!

snogging

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I am a Libra.
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I was born Oct. 2
The last aries I dated and nearly married; she turned out to be a slut.Really lost my taste for aries but still terribly attracted to them. I'm so confused!
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What qualities makes a Libra and an Aries soulmates?

I'm married to an Aries and we are so different, we always
wonder why we are together. We are so different it's
sometimes comical.

I was also born in '60. hf
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I an Libra my GF is Taurus...it's hell here sometimes.

blahblah
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I am a Libra.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047759


Me too
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I an Libra my GF is Taurus...it's hell here sometimes.

blahblah
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Taurus people are too damned bossy, in my opinion.

If you're Oct 11, run away.
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whatever
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I am a Libra.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047759


Me too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 894431


I'm not - but I voted this thread get pinned!!

:bigpin:
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I am a Libra.
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I feel quite certain we've met then.

I believe I've met every Libra male on the planet except for the one born October 11th.

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I'm a Libra, married to Aries.
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Are you sure its not the 15th?
hf
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I an Libra my GF is Taurus...it's hell here sometimes.

blahblah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047759


Taurus people are too damned bossy, in my opinion.

If you're Oct 11, run away.
 Quoting: Miggy


13...and you're right...she's bossy and manipulative...but so damn sexy and french.

Been 15 years now. agumballwhip
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I am a Libra.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047759


I feel quite certain we've met then.

I believe I've met every Libra male on the planet except for the one born October 11th.

tissue
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My buddy is born on the 11th he's single. But such an idiot.

afro
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I was born Oct. 2
The last aries I dated and nearly married; she turned out to be a slut.Really lost my taste for aries but still terribly attracted to them. I'm so confused!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1284247



Well, I'm sorry about that. But I'm not a slut.

I once read that your ideal mate is the person of the opposite sex of your astrological chart.

But that a person rarely gets a long with the same sex of that sign- which probably explains why my sister (a beautiful Libra) and I fight like cats and dogs.

I always immediately know when I meet a Libra- there's something when we look into each others eyes- like we understand each other or something.

Damn it to HELL! Where ARE YOU?!

I have to go rake leaves and caulk my bathroom tile by 5 PM.

I'll check back later and you'd BETTER be here buddy!

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I am a Libra.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047759


I feel quite certain we've met then.

I believe I've met every Libra male on the planet except for the one born October 11th.

tissue
 Quoting: Miggy


This attachment to dates may be the problem on your "dates".

You are clearly beautiful, vivacious, funny and intelligent, should be rather easy for you to allow fate to do the rest.

Let go and dance, and he will come to dance with you...before you can say, "Aries are so arrogant!"
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I'm a Libra, married to Aries.
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Please. This is simply not time to rub salt in a wound.

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Where'd you find this very specific date of oct 11? I'm the 20th here, just wondering what date my supposed 'soul mates' bday would be, goodluck!
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You are clearly beautiful, vivacious, funny and intelligent, should be rather easy for you to allow fate to do the rest.


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Well, that was really sweet. Why don't you just TELL me you were born on Oct 11th and I promise I'll never ask to see your DL.

But hey, that wasn't nice about us being arrogant. Picky about a life mate? Sure. But dear God, we have plenty of flaws ourselves- as I imagine this thread shows.

And I don't consider "dating", "dating" at this point. A simple conversation at the checkout line is enough to make a "connection" in my opinion- at least enough to further the acquaintance a bit more.

Oh, well.

I better get this project started or it will never dry and then Librans will be my LEAST of problems!

Later, kindly gators.

Miggymeister.
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I was born Oct. 2
The last aries I dated and nearly married; she turned out to be a slut.Really lost my taste for aries but still terribly attracted to them. I'm so confused!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1284247



Well, I'm sorry about that. But I'm not a slut.

I once read that your ideal mate is the person of the opposite sex of your astrological chart.

But that a person rarely gets a long with the same sex of that sign- which probably explains why my sister (a beautiful Libra) and I fight like cats and dogs.

I always immediately know when I meet a Libra- there's something when we look into each others eyes- like we understand each other or something.

Damn it to HELL! Where ARE YOU?!

I have to go rake leaves and caulk my bathroom tile by 5 PM.

I'll check back later and you'd BETTER be here buddy!

3334
 Quoting: Miggy


I live in Michigan. No leaves to rake here just snow. But wouldn't you know it; I'm in the process of remodeling my bathroom also. Actually just finishing up. Good thing cuz I'm sick of working on it and it's so 'spensive.
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Re: Aries Woman to Libra Soulmate: I'm giving you ONE MORE CHANCE!
Hey, might as well start the weekend out with an interesting treasure hunt.

Dear Soulmate,

I'm sick of looking for you.

I'm sick of dating the past 4 decades to "find" you.

If you're really my soul mate I'm sure the reasonable explanation is that you're as passionate about everything in life as I am and so are constantly "on the go" all the time, like me.

Therefore I imagine we've passed each other like two ships in the night on many occasions.

But this is getting old.

I'm giving you one last chance buddy, then I'm ending this charade.

Some man on here said that since I was born on April 13th, 1960 then my soul mate was born on October 11th.

By the way, I'd prefer you be of legal age. Other than that don't worry about me, BABY! I can keep up!

Yes, this is a joke- kind of.

But for God's sake- we're running out of time here. Hop to it!

snogging
 Quoting: Miggy



Oct 21st here.
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I'm an Aries looking for my Libra soulmate too...born on April 15...I've come to the conclusion that I will probably not meet him this time around... but I hope you find yours op...

hf
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I am so glad I am not "on the go".


yawn
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bump
Too see where this goes
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While you ladies are waiting for your Libra, why don't you let a Scorpio show you a good time?

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While you ladies are waiting for your Libra, why don't you let a Scorpio show you a good time?

devil6
 Quoting: Horace bubba


I dated a scorpio for over 5 years...they are a lot of fun in a few ways lol...just not compatible for this Aries...

hf
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lol

guys look at ass and tits

could care less about how stupid they are, even if they like astrology

course they will say "yeah, so intersting, tell me more"

what are you ? a retard or something?
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bbw?
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Oh yeah, thats right ! Awesome

Aries and Libra are directly opposite one another in the Zodiac -- 180 degrees apart.

SOUL MATES, aha !

Im off to tell my Aries student the same thing,. Thanks for this !
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you have an "aries student" but you just now find out where pictures are located on a circle graph?

lucky student

you can tell them all kinds of things

lol

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