"He says that the BIBLE stories are misinterpreted."

Oh, not only the Bible. But also the Indian Mahabharata, the Maya Chilam Balam and many other sacred texts belonging to different ancient cultures. Perhaps you should read them some time, broaden your mind that way.

"What a Dumb person he is."

Funny, 'cause many could think exactly the same about you, you know?

"GIORGIO A. TSOUKALOS is saying GOD and LORD; written in the BIBLE are misinterpreted, and the Creations in the BIBLE are Not Divine."

No, that's not what he says. But even if he did, that's nothing! Did you know many people claim that the whole universe is nothing but a mere illusion? And they've been saying it LONG before the Bible was even written, too. Welcome to the Matrix, kiddo ;-)

"He says Noah's ark is not an ark, but a dna bank not made of wood."

Well duh! Obviously, no DNA bank would be made of wood lol!

"{It is made of wood you dumb person.
Christ died on wood.
The Ark is made of Wood.}"

Forget about the ludicrous, physical impossibility that the story of Noah's Ark is. If it "is" made of wood, then I wanna see it! Or, perhaps you meant to say it "was" made of wood? 'cause, you know, wood does rot after a few centuries.

"The GOD in the BIBLE is REAL."

Really? Can you tell him to gimme a call sometime?

"GIORGIO A. TSOUKALOS "god" is false, and does not exist."

Funny, 'cause I happen to agree with him (at least on this, if not anything else).

"He says GOD'S CREATIONS are not Divine.
That Means That GIORGIO A. TSOUKALOS is Dumb.
And GIORGIO A. TSOUKALOS is a Mis-Interpreter of the BIBLE."

Yeah, yeah, we get it. You said this already. What's the matter? Run out of arguments, did we now?

But hey, if you wanna bend knee to gods & lords (be them aliens, spirits in the sky or whatever) go ahead. Just don't go waving thick books on people's faces. Now, *that* is pretty dumb.