Did you know that there is going to be five more raptures? Yep, five more raptures. The first one already happened the day before yesterday. Yep, all five people out of the entire 7 billion people on the planet were found to be perfect in every way. They didn't smoke, didn't chew tobbacco, they never took any prescription medications, they never cursed or sweared, why they never ever had one single bad thought. They brushed their teeth 3 times a day. They constantly prayed all day long everyday. They never watched any television. They never heard any one ever use bad language. They didn't smoke or drink anything stronger than koolaid. They never had sex either. In fact just mentioning the word sex is so very, very evil.

Yes they were the most Christian religious people on earth. Even their underwaer never had any stains. They always used Tide laundry soap because using any other kind would be a sin aginst God and humanity. They never had any arguments and they never ever had any disagreements on anything. It was always sunny out side of their house, even during the night. Their whole house glowed 24-7 because they were so perfect. They never ever had any harsh words or arguments. They were millionaires because everyone knows that there are so many scriptures that say that Christians should be very wealthy and wise. They never ever lied or told any un true stories.

Yep, they left the earth. Now the next rapture is going to happen when all of those Christians who have committed just one sin are all going to fly up into the clouds. Just pray that your outside when it happens. It's going to hurt very badly if your inside any type of building or house. Now just remember this, I could quote hundreds of scriptures to back up everything I have just said. I know that I'm the only one that is right because thats what the bible says, and every word in the bible should be taken literally. The third rapture is going to happen when all of those Christians who have committed 2 to 3 sins will also fly up into the clouds. Yep, once again I can quote hundreds of scriptures to back this up also.

Now the next rapture will include all those Christians that have just royally screwed up big time. They sinned, they used bad words. They had bad thoughts. They only brushed their teeth once a day. They will have stains in their underwear. They watch television. They even listen to music. Shame, shame, shame on these Christians. They will also be sucked up into the clouds, only there is a space ship behind the next comet and they will all be beemed up directly from the earth straight to the space ship.

So spread the word all of you, spread it near and far. Let everyone know that "NO ONE IS THAT PERFECT, AND NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO GO ANYWHERE. YOU WILL NOT BE BEAMED UP OR SUCKED UP INTO ANY CLOUDS. YOU CAN ALL LISTEN TO JOHN DARBY IF YOU WANT TO, BUT GUESS WHAT? HE WAS JUST A MAN WHO WAS A MERE MORTAL. BEFORE JOHN DARBY, IF ANY OF YOU EVER MENTIONED THE WORD RAPTURE, YOU WOULD BE LAUGHED AT UNTIL YOU WENT CRAZY. THEY MAY HAVE EVEN PUT YOU IN THE LOONY BIN.
JESUS CHRIST NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER SAID OR MENTIONED ANYONE WAS GOING TO DISAPPEAR BEFORE THE TRIBULATION PERIOD IS OVER. THOSE OF YOU WHO BELIEVE THIS LIE ARE RUNNING AS FAST AS YOUN CAN STRAIGHT TO HELL WITH YOUR PANTS ALREADY ON FIRE AND YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT.

There are also hundreds of scriptures to back up everything I have just said also. I will end this post with two words;
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.