Dozens of seals wash up on Jersey Shore

Sorry...Edit* Not dead. Sickly.

They're trying to evolve! Can you blame them for wanting to better themselves?

Snooki

Snooki? Is she ok?

Maybe they got lost on the way to a club...

You jackasses really eat up what the tv feeds you, huh?

Make sure you stay 50ft. away from sick seals.....BUT, GO AHEAD AND FISH AND SWIM IN THE SWILL!!!???

AHAHAHA, although i would see here a a beached whale...lol

Fuck snooki.............where's j wow?

Actually no. Ive never seen one episode of that trash. South Park on the other hand, all the time.

"Snooki wants smoosh smoosh!"

The human race is a parasite to this planet and its other creatures.

that is such an insult to the intellectual capacity and visual appeal of seals.

Hey man, those are your peeps

Please tell be you are not going to go hold up the discovery channel, k thanks.

oh dammit this is going to screw up the baby seal clubing party I was going to host next weekend

They ate some bad anchovies....

Just one...

humans soon

soon

"Many are suffering from... infections and parasites, officials say"

Definitely Snooki.

They came up on the shore. Wash up suggested that they were dead.

OMG Briefy, that is sad but lolled (sigh)

Food chain? Plankton die off? Methane Ice melting? WTF happening all over the place.

LOL, I know but I couldn't resist :)

Navy?


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"One seal came ashore on Island Beach State Park Saturday, but slipped back into the waters off Seaside Park, reports the Star Ledger.

The reason for the increased number of seals stranded is still unknown but officials familiar with the investigation believe that global warning could be playing a role in the harp seals becoming stranded."

They misspelled WARMING and put WARNING instead. Doom? Is this perhaps, a WARNING to us?

Humans already IMO...we have already poisoned our water and food supply..The increase in cancer is insane..The slow death has already begun

WHERE are your brains, GLPers ?

They ARE swimming in the Gulf OIL, brought up by the Atlantic current. The oil was ON Jersey beaches last AUGUST, and Long Island shortly thereafter !

How quick we forget/BP WINS with those of short memories; i.e. SWALLOW everything BP tells them.

Seen the comercial on TV yet, with the guy who is PAID by BP for his loss of beach business ( doesn't say where ) and then says " Everythings fine; come on down and SWIM IN THE WATERS !" Shows lots of fools doing it. Could be an OLD FILM, and WHO'S to know ?

Eagle