I live in central Alabama and the illegals suck. They're dirty, they stink and they are assholes. They trash a neighborhood up worse than the negros do. Keep a close eye on your dog because they will steal it and bbq it.

The only time I allow them on my property is if I need some holes dug. Otherwise I'd dig them myself because I wouldn't want my fellow Americans doing that.

The upside is they make decent boyfriends for fat, ugly, white redneck women who would be lonely otherwise.