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Fecal Matter Found on 72 Percent of Grocery Carts

 
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The next time you head to the grocery store, you might want to arm yourself with some antibacterial wipes, and maybe some disposable gloves before you grab a shopping cart.

Make sure your kid sitting on the cart doesn´t lick her fingers.

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03/08/2011 08:29 PM
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Damnit I need to stop licking all the grocery carts.
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It's the kids sitting in the cart which spread the fecal matter around. Most stores have a container of wipes at the door. Yuk!
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Damnit I need to stop licking all the grocery carts.
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Well, touch a cart then pick your nose. I guess it happens a lot.
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Poo is everywhere......on the handle going into the store, on the food that people handle and stick back on the shelf, on that little stick thingy that blocks your stuff from the other persons stuff and on that keypad you use for your debit card.......

Embrace the poo it will make you stronger.
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Poo is everywhere......on the handle going into the store, on the food that people handle and stick back on the shelf, on that little stick thingy that blocks your stuff from the other persons stuff and on that keypad you use for your debit card.......

Embrace the poo it will make you stronger.
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Poo is everywhere......on the handle going into the store, on the food that people handle and stick back on the shelf, on that little stick thingy that blocks your stuff from the other persons stuff and on that keypad you use for your debit card.......

Embrace the poo it will make you stronger.
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True, and as they say what does not destroy you makes you stronger.
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03/08/2011 08:40 PM
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And I thought it was just my wife's cooking.
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Too much info
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And I thought it was just my wife's cooking.
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Damnit I need to stop licking all the grocery carts.
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Damnit I need to start licking all the grocery carts.
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Poo is everywhere......on the handle going into the store, on the food that people handle and stick back on the shelf, on that little stick thingy that blocks your stuff from the other persons stuff and on that keypad you use for your debit card.......

Embrace the poo it will make you stronger.
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I got the poo on me sad
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03/08/2011 08:54 PM
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another bad spot is gas pump handles carry a can of lysol and spray it down before you touch it or keep a pair of gloves in the trunk.
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The next time you head to the grocery store, you might want to arm yourself with some antibacterial wipes, and maybe some disposable gloves before you grab a shopping cart.

Make sure your kid sitting on the cart doesn´t lick her fingers.

[link to www.foxnews.com]
 Quoting: grrrrrrrr 1237800


Thanks...I had not seen that report yet. Makes me really not want to have contact with anything when I go out.
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I postulate that EVERYTHING in big cities have dog poop on them....all the dog crap from lazy owners has to go somewhere.....the dog turds get dried out and turned to particulates when someone steps on them and a windy day does the rest....every breath you take in a city has dog poopticulates in it....


think about that you lazy effing non poo picking up dog owners....
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03/08/2011 08:59 PM
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All the stores provide wipes. Where have you been?
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03/08/2011 09:01 PM
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BTW? Veggie wash. It has grapeseed extract in it. The world's unsung hero of germ and filth fighting.
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I postulate that EVERYTHING in big cities have dog poop on them....all the dog crap from lazy owners has to go somewhere.....the dog turds get dried out and turned to particulates when someone steps on them and a windy day does the rest....every breath you take in a city has dog poopticulates in it....


think about that you lazy effing non poo picking up dog owners....
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I´m hearing that this is about the most important thread here for the last five years. Why it hasn´t been pinned is totally beyond me.
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03/08/2011 09:05 PM
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My little grandson sits in a little cover thing. This lady we know makes them, the baby sits in it.... and it covers the handle and everything. Very cool! Wish they would have had them when my kids were small, because I have always known shopping carts were nasty.
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My little grandson sits in a little cover thing. This lady we know makes them, the baby sits in it.... and it covers the handle and everything. Very cool! Wish they would have had them when my kids were small, because I have always known shopping carts were nasty.
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E. coli found on 50 percent of shopping carts
Reusable shopping bags also harbor nasty bacteria, Ariz. researchers say

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Poo is everywhere......on the handle going into the store, on the food that people handle and stick back on the shelf, on that little stick thingy that blocks your stuff from the other persons stuff and on that keypad you use for your debit card.......

Embrace the poo it will make you stronger.
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I got the poo on me sad
 Quoting: Gloomy


YES!
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03/08/2011 09:12 PM
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Re: Fecal Matter Found on 72 Percent of Grocery Carts
Other things that are full of poo.....computer keyboards, ATM keyboard, gym equipment and that nasty remote in the hotel!
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Ya well they should swab the tooth brush in there own home.

They will find fecal matter there also.
[link to www.plurlife.com]

Myth busters also did a spot on it.
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Ya well they should swab the tooth brush in there own home.

They will find fecal matter there also.
[link to www.plurlife.com]

Myth busters also did a spot on it.
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Right, and closing the lid of the toilet before flushing is a really good idea or those germs get sprayed all around. It´s an extremely fine mist.
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The next time you head to the grocery store, you might want to arm yourself with some antibacterial wipes, and maybe some disposable gloves before you grab a shopping cart.

Make sure your kid sitting on the cart doesn´t lick her fingers.

[link to www.foxnews.com]
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Yes, I am a big fan of the wipes...if the store doesn't have them, my purse does :)
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So that wasn't a snickers I saw in the cart?
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Just think if you step outside there will be bird droppings on your door handle if yuo drive so wash your hands and don\t pick your nose until and maybe you or i will not get sick.
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Ya well they should swab the tooth brush in there own home.

They will find fecal matter there also.
[link to www.plurlife.com]

Myth busters also did a spot on it.
 Quoting: grrttsgar


Right, and closing the lid of the toilet before flushing is a really good idea or those germs get sprayed all around. It´s an extremely fine mist.
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Don't chew gum in the public restrooms.......
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The next time you head to the grocery store, you might want to arm yourself with some antibacterial wipes, and maybe some disposable gloves before you grab a shopping cart.

Make sure your kid sitting on the cart doesn´t lick her fingers.

[link to www.foxnews.com]
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72% fecal matter is found in most GLP posts as well. fight
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What would Mr. Hankey think?

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