I BROUGHT A KEG AND A CASE OF JACK DANIELS TO CHARLIE SHEENS HOUSE IN AWESOMEVILLE!!!
He cracked open and looked through his still chained front door, saw the goodies then called me a lightweight and a troll. He also told me to get the fuck off his property so I picked up the keg and brought it back to my van.
Only problem is when he saw that I was occupied with the keg, he ran outside and snatched the case of Jack off the porch. After he got inside and slammed the door shut the only other thing I heard him yell was