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Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?

 
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Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
I mean if you had no choice but to die by one of these two methods. So don't say 'neither' or you will automatically condemn yourself to dying by one of these two methods!!!
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
grizzly bear. (will go for your neck right away...)

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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
Well, if it's a great white you run the chance of drowning before you bleed to death, and I don't much like the thought of drowning.

Then again, it could be quicker than being torn to bits by a bear, and eaten alive..

Choices choices
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
I mean if you had no choice but to die by one of these two methods. So don't say 'neither' or you will automatically condemn yourself to dying by one of these two methods!!!
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Impossible, I carry a gun in the woods and I only fish in the ocean. Both would be my dinner.
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
I wonder what they would prefer ?
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
I mean if you had no choice but to die by one of these two methods. So don't say 'neither' or you will automatically condemn yourself to dying by one of these two methods!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1274441


Impossible, I carry a gun in the woods and I only fish in the ocean. Both would be my dinner.
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That is fubar. You are now condemned to die screaming by one of the two methods. That's what you get for being a smarty pants!
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03/09/2011 11:07 PM
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
Grizzly Bear

I think I'd rather be on dry land and able to hear myself scream rather than holding my breath underwater while being chewed to pieces.
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03/09/2011 11:09 PM
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
Why not wolves, why didn't you include that option?
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03/09/2011 11:12 PM
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
Pigs, just like my little brother. Funniest thing I ever saw.
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03/09/2011 11:19 PM
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
Grizzlys rarely eat humans, will usually just bite your head off
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
growlbear Vote Grizzly...or else you'll get eaten by a shark.

Last Edited by Judethz on 03/09/2011 11:43 PM
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
GW you just feel an initial snap and tug. A limb or part of a torso is gone and you bleed out quickly, possibly before another bite. Sometimes:-)

Bear attack can last for quite a bit before death, I think it would be a longer death. That might be good though to put up a good fight.:-)

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm I'll try them both!
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I didn't think grizzly bears or sharks liked the taste of us. Most grizzly attacks are from trying to defend their cubs, and most shark attacks are them being curious and trying to see if you are edible.
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
I would prefer to go by bear.
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03/10/2011 01:13 AM
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
That is fubar. You are now condemned to die screaming by one of the two methods. That's what you get for being a smarty pants!
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Unless of course God shows up with that sense of humor He has and you get eaten alive by both in a freak incident on the shores of the Pacific northwest.
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
That is fubar. You are now condemned to die screaming by one of the two methods. That's what you get for being a smarty pants!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1274441


Unless of course God shows up with that sense of humor He has and you get eaten alive by both in a freak incident on the shores of the Pacific northwest.
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epic
Im dangerous like a fire in a nursing home
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
I wouldn't go near either with out a 50 cal.
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
Unless of course God shows up with that sense of humor He has and you get eaten alive by both in a freak incident on the shores of the Pacific northwest.
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grizzy Hm, thats possible. Sharks and bears on a feeding frenzy during the salmon run near the mouth of a big river in Alaska. Dumb human wonders along...
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bad ass tune!!

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03/10/2011 06:25 AM
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
I mean if you had no choice but to die by one of these two methods. So don't say 'neither' or you will automatically condemn yourself to dying by one of these two methods!!!
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NEVER GO DOWN EASY !! FIGHT THAT SHIT !!

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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
a great white
I would probably lose consciousness faster
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
grizzly bear. (will go for your neck right away...)


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B u ll shit,seen a documentary of a russian whos face got eaten by a grizzly bear,but he survivedhe doesnt look that andsome anymore though,with no eyes nose or mouth :)
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
a big great white could swallow you whole, i'm sure that would be pretty quick.

or it could bite you in half that would be quick ass too.

i think i would rather get stalked by a bear on land that a great white in the water.
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Id choose death by chimpanzee
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
You can "maybe" fight off a Grizzly with sticking your big ass knife into his head, but a White Shark will definetly kill you, Grizzly like 90% is going to kill you, so 10%, i´ll take the fucking Grizzly!
And Miles to go before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep....
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
:great white shar:
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Fuck that thing. I'll go for the Grizzly bear at least I can run and try to out smart it. With sharky I wouldn't stand a chance.
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
I didn't think grizzly bears or sharks liked the taste of us. Most grizzly attacks are from trying to defend their cubs, and most shark attacks are them being curious and trying to see if you are edible.
 Quoting: Gloomy


And thats why are stupid turists eaten by them!

They are wild animals, CARNIVORES! THEY DO EAT PEOPLE as any other animal that they can catch! Most shark attacks are because SHARKS EAT MEAT, has nothing to do with curiosity. They can feel your muscles contracting from more than 1000 meters, you really think that they dont know that humans are edible?
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
No shark. My heart stops at a picture of those fuckers.

Bear. Def. Bear. Yup, you can drop dead and hopefully they'll leave you the F*&^ alone!

ahhh
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
I CHOOSE EATEN ALIVE BY ANTS
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Re: Would you rather be eaten ALIVE by a great white shark or a grizzly bear..?
the king in me wants to go quickly so he'd pick the shark. the spartan in me wants a chance to be davey crocket. If i had anything other than my bare hands i'd have a shot at the bear.

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