Can dolphins move the ocean waters to create a tsunami?

Dolphins? Seriously? what are you,5 ?

Do you know how stupid you are, I mean, are you mentally aware that the words coming out of your brain are on the same level as that of a 4 year old?

I mean, if you really believe that, I'm not saying you are a bad person, just,,,, a bit slow maybe....

You don't huff paint and sniff glue by any chance, do you???

Think things thru logically. Find out the causes of tsunamis, compare the size of a dolphin flipper to the size of an underwater earthquake and seabed movement.

Think carefully...

Ask yourself, are there enough dolphins in all the world, to cause a wave to race thousands of miles thru the ocean? Even if they were really flippin hard and fast, and all in the same direction, would that force be equal to a tsunami?
Would it be equal to ripples in a pond?

Sorry if I used any big words on you...

Op...you are a true fucking idiot

Yes,dolphins can move the water to create tsumamis in much the same way that trees wave their branches to create storms and tornadoes.

No but squid can. Especially the big gargantuan ones.

The threads are becoming dumber every minute.

Y is everyone attacking me? I was not the one who came up with the theory. I just felt it was something to think about.

Maybe we're just getting more intelligent.

so you think it is possible? Are there any scientific studies done on this phenomenon?

yeah they all FART at once.

GTFO of here.

..and

I took a course through the University of Phoenix and wrote a paper about the tree branches and my proffessor said it made for an interesting threory. I got me an A on the paper.
Maybe you can be the one to prove it about the dolphins, as for the trees, I've never been in a storm that the trees weren't waving thier branches vigorously and aggressively,some even hurling some of their own limbs at me violently. Nature can be perverse and evil at the best of times and look out when it gets riled. Maybe the dolphin king got tired of all his pretty little dolphin maidens ending up on Iron Chef Japan as entrees.

u ridicule my thread but there have been crazier sounding threads on GLP. Have you ridiculed them too?

not sure if you are being sarcastic.

That is a great theory OP... I think it is entirely possible, it makes sense.

Have we ridiculed them? Well DUH! Thats what we do best

No.

don't encourage the brainless twat

So it was Barzini and those dolphins all along eh?

remember,op,some of the best thinkers of science have been ridiculed. It comes with the territory, and as you have embarked into uncharted territory with the dolphin hypothesis,lesser minds feel challenged by your out of the box thinking. Persevere,contact local oceanographers and marine biologists, I'm sure you will find a sympathetic ear.

Im dead serious, i studied dolphins in grammar school... pound for pound they are the strongest mammal in the world.

no but godzilla can

hahahahaha

+1

dolphin fart TSUNAMI HELL

A dolphin kicked my one time. Took my wallet too the bastard.

If you gathered all of the dolphins in the world and put them in one spot, and had them do whatever to the water, maybe you might get a little higher tide than normal.. maybe... But probably not.

The ocean is MASSIVE.

Hey op great theory
Maybe if we gather enough humans in one place and they all fart at the same time in the same direction, we could cause an incoming asteroid to deflect from hitting our planet.
Great idea no?

No. I'm not to thrilled about having an asteroid hit me in the ass.

u all make me sick! I so regret posting this here!!