Marauding Gay Hordes Drag Thousands Of Helpless Citizens From Marriages After Obama Drops Defense Of Marriage Act

Nah, they'd never be that obvious. They just get jobs as school teachers, professors, actors, TV writers, politicians, and other positions of power where they can mandate the homo agenda to the children.

Gotta love "The Onion"

Pin this already

the world hates repubs, because
the religious right christians often vote repub,

and the world hates Christ, so the world hates repubs


conservative principles are derived from Christ Jesus and Bible

like FREEDOMS,RIGHTS, PEACE, PROSPERITY, FREE ENTERPRISE, LAW AND ORDER, RULE OF LAW, PRIVATE PROPERTY RIGHTS, HABEAS CORPUS, A SPEEDY TRIAL,,,,,,,,YOU'RE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY

fucking pin hungry attention whores. DIstract much?

All gay marriage does is erode the tax base and distribute benefits from employers to otherwise ineligible receivers.

It's a scam.