Mass meltdowns + Mass KI saturation = Mass Awakening

Every once in a while you see people claiming that iodine supplements can work to reverse the effects of the poisons put into your body to neutralize your pineal gland. Just wondering if meltdowns start occurring globally, and governments start mass distributing KI tablets then what are the chances of a mass awakening of people's pineals in conjunction with all of the other earth/universal changes? I smell a silver lining to those mushroom clouds of doom!