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Why do you feel like total shit all the time?

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/14/2011 12:50 AM
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Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Answer: You masturbate too much because you're addicted to porn, you drink too much because it's your social life, you get stoned all the time (which makes you masturbate and then sleep into a coma), and you drink caffeine via coffee or energy drink to wake yourself up. This is why you have barely any motivation, are deprived of energy and esteem, and are a social dunce. Eliminate these, and you will feel like a new thing.

Read this: [link to www.psychologytoday.com]

If anyone who has given up any of these, especially excessive wanking, tell us how it changed your energy
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03/14/2011 12:52 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Actually the weed, coffee porn jerkoff fest has been rocking for years now, dont need to fix what is not broken.

Good livin!
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03/14/2011 12:53 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Answer: You masturbate too much because you're addicted to porn, you drink too much because it's your social life, you get stoned all the time (which makes you masturbate and then sleep into a coma), and you drink caffeine via coffee or energy drink to wake yourself up. This is why you have barely any motivation, are deprived of energy and esteem, and are a social dunce. Eliminate these, and you will feel like a new thing.

Read this: [link to www.psychologytoday.com]

If anyone who has given up any of these, especially excessive wanking, tell us how it changed your energy
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Why are so many lesbians so angry?
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03/14/2011 12:58 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Actually the weed, coffee porn jerkoff fest has been rocking for years now, dont need to fix what is not broken.

Good livin!
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We're devolving into monkeys. I swear it. We're enabling computers and with all our free time just becoming dumb hedonistic chimps. But it doesn't have to go down like this!
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03/14/2011 01:00 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Notice the guy who wrote this has no idea what itís like to give up porn either.
Iím not particularly social.
But I donít drink much, wank much or smoke much.
And I never drink caffeine.
And Iím still not particularly fond of people.
Not because Iím anxious though, mostly cause people just suck.
And are addicted to booze, smoking, porn and caffeine. Lol
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03/14/2011 01:01 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Notice the guy who wrote this has no idea what itís like to give up porn either.
Iím not particularly social.
But I donít drink much, wank much or smoke much.
And I never drink caffeine.
And Iím still not particularly fond of people.
Not because Iím anxious though, mostly cause people just suck.
And are addicted to booze, smoking, porn and caffeine. Lol
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I like those things because people suck not the other way around.
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03/14/2011 01:02 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Actually the weed, coffee porn jerkoff fest has been rocking for years now, dont need to fix what is not broken.

Good livin!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295466



We're devolving into monkeys. I swear it. We're enabling computers and with all our free time just becoming dumb hedonistic chimps. But it doesn't have to go down like this!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295473


Because i wont do what YOU THINK i should i am devolved?

That does not sound like a very evolved mentality at all.
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03/14/2011 01:04 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
ACTUALLY i have been trying to not jerk off for the past couple of weeks. Holding it as long as possible really does make a difference.
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03/14/2011 01:04 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Man, and this whole time, I thought I felt like shit because I had two back surgeries in two months, and don't want to take my pain LEDs so I don't get addicted! Silly me!!!
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03/14/2011 01:05 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
people let their minds wander, that's what it comes down to. I'm as guilty as anyone, however am learning how to break that ego addiction and maybe stop some of the masturbation too.. impulse control and 'conscious living' as it's called vs just letting my programming run by default.
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03/14/2011 01:06 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Actually the weed, coffee porn jerkoff fest has been rocking for years now, dont need to fix what is not broken.

Good livin!
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Pope Benedict shame on you!
Never underestimate the power of the power of suggestion!
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03/14/2011 01:31 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Notice the guy who wrote this has no idea what itís like to give up porn either.
Iím not particularly social.
But I donít drink much, wank much or smoke much.
And I never drink caffeine.
And Iím still not particularly fond of people.
Not because Iím anxious though, mostly cause people just suck.
And are addicted to booze, smoking, porn and caffeine. Lol
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I do. I've been doing it and gave up all of the above. I feel like a new dude.
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03/14/2011 01:32 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Don't forget diet sodas.
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03/14/2011 01:36 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
funny how people blame everything under the sun except trying to take responsability for their own thoughts because it's soo ahard.
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03/14/2011 02:46 AM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
funny how people blame everything under the sun except trying to take responsability for their own thoughts because it's soo ahard.
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What I'm saying is that doing the things I've listed, especially in concert, can severly impair your ability to take charge. I'm talking about taking responsiblity and giving up what weakens you.
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Actually the weed, coffee porn jerkoff fest has been rocking for years now, dont need to fix what is not broken.

Good livin!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295466



We're devolving into monkeys. I swear it. We're enabling computers and with all our free time just becoming dumb hedonistic chimps. But it doesn't have to go down like this!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295473


Because i wont do what YOU THINK i should i am devolved?

That does not sound like a very evolved mentality at all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295466


i agree with this guy, who gave you the jdging hammer to tell others what is or isnt okay. fuck that. its like the law saying gay sex is okay but the ability to choose if you want to do drugs isnt. fuck me.
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10/02/2012 11:41 PM

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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Answer: You masturbate too much because you're addicted to porn, you drink too much because it's your social life, you get stoned all the time (which makes you masturbate and then sleep into a coma), and you drink caffeine via coffee or energy drink to wake yourself up. This is why you have barely any motivation, are deprived of energy and esteem, and are a social dunce. Eliminate these, and you will feel like a new thing.

Read this: [link to www.psychologytoday.com]

If anyone who has given up any of these, especially excessive wanking, tell us how it changed your energy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295473


I can understand what you're saying. If hungers for these things drive your everyday life, you will feel like shit all the time.

Instead, fill you life with good food, sport and nice friendly friends and family.
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10/02/2012 11:42 PM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
some of us don't watch porn, or do drugs or masterbate all the time....Some of us eat fruits and vegetables and really care and take care of our business and families...just sayin :) some of us are happy to....
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Actually the weed, coffee porn jerkoff fest has been rocking for years now, dont need to fix what is not broken.

Good livin!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295466



We're devolving into monkeys. I swear it. We're enabling computers and with all our free time just becoming dumb hedonistic chimps. But it doesn't have to go down like this!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295473


Our technology devolves us. Remember the days when you used to have to count out change in your head? Now a fucking computer does it.
I am a disciple of my mind.
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
So that explains it!

Oh wait.. the only thing I can really claim there is drinking and I don't do much of that. Nah, think I'll keep blaming it on migraines.
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
I dunno, I'm guessing it's my Pineal gland?!?!?
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10/02/2012 11:50 PM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
You want to change your life you need daily exercise and cut down on the weed smoking. Actually, smoking anything is really bad for you.
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10/08/2012 03:54 PM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Electromagnetic interference and using sickcare health care they provide us by doctors and OSHA
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10/08/2012 03:56 PM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
Actually the weed, coffee porn jerkoff fest has been rocking for years now, dont need to fix what is not broken.

Good livin!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295466



We're devolving into monkeys. I swear it. We're enabling computers and with all our free time just becoming dumb hedonistic chimps. But it doesn't have to go down like this!
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Silly girl - we ARE monkeys!
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10/08/2012 03:59 PM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
I had another thought most people have and never know it! Worms especially if you eat pork
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10/08/2012 04:11 PM
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Re: Why do you feel like total shit all the time?
some of us don't watch porn, or do drugs or masterbate all the time....Some of us eat fruits and vegetables and really care and take care of our business and families...just sayin :) some of us are happy to....
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exactly

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