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Mein cat is channeling Hitler!!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
08/14/2005 12:07 PM
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This is just awful...our dear little cat, he“s just a kitten, is acting strange all of a sudden.

He“s taken to walking stiffly across the floor, almost looks like the goose-step the nazis would do. Sometimes when he does that, he“ll pause and raise up one little paw in the air in a stiff salute and bark out this
"Mow-Mewow!" kind of thing. Almost sounds like "Sieg Heil!"

He does this salute thing on the balcony too. He does it to the other cats, to birds, passerbys, it“s very odd.

Last night was the worst of all. We keep a towel hanging over the oven door handle. He lept up, cuaght it and pulled open the door, (we didn“t see this at first),then he went and got my daughter“s hamster, carried it to the oven and leaped up and flung it in there.
Thankfully, he doesn“t know how to push buttons to turn it on, (it“s a GAS oven), and so the poor hamster wasn“t hurt just scared out of it“s wits. It ran and ran around the oven all the while the cat just sat there and did that damn salute and barking out his "seig heil" thing.

(by the way, we got that hamster from a neighbor who is Jewish)

What are we going to!!!??? I am so alarmed!
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Raise your paw and salute your Fuhrry-er!
Junior
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Vat is mein cat called? Adolf? If so that could have something to do with it. And stop watching the History channel.
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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he looks hes in bliss too
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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lmao
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Fuckengrooven!
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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you must raise your hands obove the cat and resite theis words infront of the cat in order to force hitler out

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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Strange! Didn“t know Adolf liked pussy!rofl
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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if you have trouble keeping a strait face during the exorcism that means it worked
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Cats that have been fed cat food that contains Mad Cow diseased cattle by products exhibits the symptomes you describe.

Be careful about what cat food you feed your cat. You might want to get your cat tested for the brain wasting disease but I don“t think there is anything you can do about it even if you find your cat tests positive.

So just love your cat until it starts frothing at the mouth and shouting Heil Hitler. At that point I would shoot it in the head.

.kitty
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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So just love your cat until it starts frothing at the mouth and shouting Heil Hitler.

if he was channeling hitler he would be shouting Heil me
Junior
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Hey I“m sending my SS boys after you for uttering those cowardly dastardly bastardly remarks.
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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I think the cat is sick. See following link:

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The cat probably saw the History Channel show about how Hitle was gay and he is acting out his fears.


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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Come to think of it...whenever the father-in-law comes over, he is forever snapping on the set and watching the History channel which may as well be named the "Hitler" channel for all the nazi stuff they show.

ANway, FIL loves this cat and the cat likes him too so there they sit, watching marching nazis, saluting Hitlers and all that rot.

It would seem that the Hitler channel has gotten to my kitty.

And no, he doesn“t meow "Heil Hitler", his harsh little meow sounds more like a "sieg heil".

He“s been at trying to get the oven open again too. I am very worried.
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Oh, and did I mention that the other cats are also now doing this "barking" meow only they sound like they are saying, "heil kitty"?

Oh, damn. There he goes again for the hamster!
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I locked up my cat whilst I was on vacation and when I got home and let him out he took off. I think he may have been with some skin heads. He was gone for three weeks. When he finally came home he as skin and bones. No shaved head which was a good sign. Now he meows when I leave him.


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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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i channeled hitler“s dog:

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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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>i channeled hitler“s dog:<


“For Germany my boy. For me.” - Hitler

“The German shepherd (dog) (1922) translates Ger. deutscher Schäferhund
germane “




German-y



german (1)

"of the same parents or grandparents,"

c.1300, from O.Fr. germain, from L. germanus "of brothers and sisters," related to germen (gen. germinis) "sprout, bud,"
dissimilated from PIE *gen(e)-men-,
from base *gene-
"to give birth, beget" (see genus).


germ (n.)
1644, "rudiment of a new organism in an existing one," from M.Fr. germe, from L. germen (gen. germinis) "sprout, bud," from PIE base *gen- "to beget, bear" (cf. Skt. janman "birth, origin;" see genus). The original sense is preserved in wheat germ and germ of an idea; sense of "seed of a disease" first recorded 1803; that of "harmful microorganism" dates from 1871.

German (2)
"Teuton," 1530, from L. Germanus, first attested in writings of Julius Caesar, who used Germani to designate a group of tribes in northeastern Gaul, origin unknown, probably the name of an individual tribe. It is perhaps of Gaulish (Celtic) origin, perhaps originally meaning "noisy" (cf. O.Ir. garim "to shout") or "neighbor" (cf. O.Ir. gair "neighbor"). The earlier Eng. word was Almain or Dutch.
Their name for themselves was the root word of modern Ger. Deutsch
(see Dutch).
Roman writers also used Teutoni as a German tribal name, and Latin writers after about 875 commonly refer to the German language as teutonicus. See also Alemanni.
The German shepherd (dog) (1922) translates Ger. deutscher Schäferhund
germane
1340, figurative use of german (1); cf. human/humane, urban/urbane


germinal
1808, from L. germen (gen. germinis) "sprout, bud;" see germ.

germination
1594, from L. germinationem (nom. germinatio) "sprouting forth, budding," from germinare "to sprout, put forth shoots,"
from germen
(gen. germinis) "a sprout or bud."


Dutch

c.1380, used first of Germans generally, after c.1600 of Hollanders, from M.Du. duutsch, from O.H.G. duit-isc, corresponding to O.E. žeodisc "belonging to the people,"
used especially of the common language of Germanic people,
from žeod "people, race, nation,"
from P.Gmc. *theudo "popular, national" (see Teutonic),
from PIE base *teuta- "people"
(cf. O.Ir. tuoth "people," O.Lith. tauta "people," O.Prus. tauto "country," Oscan touto "community").
As a language name, first recorded as L. theodice, 786 C.E. in correspondence between Charlemagne“s court and the Pope, in reference to a synodical conference in Mercia; thus it refers to Old English. First reference to the German language (as opposed to a Germanic one) is two years later. The sense was extended from the language to the people who spoke it (in Ger., Diutisklant, ancestor of Deutschland, was in use by 13c.).
Sense narrowed to "of the Netherlands" in 17c.,
after they became a united, independent state and the focus of English attention and rivalry.
In Holland, duitsch is used of the people of Germany.
The M.E. sense survives in Pennsylvania Dutch, who immigrated from the Rhineland and Switzerland.
Since 1608, Dutch (adj.) has been a "pejorative label pinned by English speakers on almost anything they regard as
inferior, irregular, or contrary to “normal“
(i.e., their own) practice" [Rawson].
E.g. Dutch treat (1887), Dutch uncle (1838), etc. -- probably exceeded in such usage only by Indian and Irish -- reflecting first British commercial and military rivalry and later heavy Ger. immigration to U.S.
The Dutch themselves spoke English well enough to understand the unsavory connotations of the label and in 1934 Dutch officials were ordered by their government to stop using the term Dutch.
Instead, they were to rewrite their sentences so as to employ the official The Netherlands. [Rawson]
Double dutch "gibberish" is from 1876. Dutch elm disease (1927) so called because it was first discovered in Holland (caused by fungus Ceratocystis ulmi).
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"noble wolf" - Association with Adolf Hitler

ADOLF

Gender: Masculine
Usage: German
Pronounced: AH-dawlf (German), AD-ahlf (English), AY-dahlf (English) [key]
Extra Info: Popularity, Related Names, Namesakes, Name Days

Modern form of the Germanic name Adalwolf, which meant "noble wolf"
from the Germanic elements adal
meaning "noble" and wulf.
Association with Adolf Hitler has lessened the use of this name. He was the leader of the fascist Nazi party in Germany during World War II.

wolf

O.E. wulf, from P.Gmc. *wulfaz (cf. O.S. wulf, O.N. ulfr, O.Fris., Du., O.H.G., Ger. wolf, Goth. wulfs),
from PIE *wlqwos/*lukwos, from base *wlp-/*lup- (cf. Skt. vrkas, Avestan vehrka-; Albanian ulk; O.C.S. vluku; Rus. volcica; Lith. vilkas "wolf;" O.Pers. Varkana- "Hyrcania," district southeast of the Caspian Sea, lit. "wolf-land;" probably also Gk. lykos, L. lupus).
The verb meaning "eat like a wolf" is attested from 1862.

Wolves as a symbol of lust are ancient,

e.g. Roman slang lupa "whore,"

lit. "she-wolf" (preserved in Sp. loba, It. lupa, Fr. louve).
The equation of "wolf" and "prostitute, sexually voracious female" persisted into 12c., but by Elizabethan times wolves had become
primarily symbolic of male lust.
The specific use of wolf
for "sexually aggressive male" first recorded 1847;
wolf-whistle first attested 1952. The image of a wolf in sheep“s skin is attested from c.1400. See here for a discussion of "wolf" in I.E. history.

"This manne can litle skyl ... to saue himself harmlesse from the perilous accidentes of this world, keping ye wulf from the doore (as they cal it)." ["The Institution of a Gentleman," 1555]




“Hitler“ means nothing at all in any language....if not from heat/heath maybe...

heat
O.E. hętu, hęto, from P.Gmc. *khaitin- "heat," from *khaitaz "hot" (cf. O.S. hittia, O.N. hiti, O.Fris. hete, Ger. hitze "heat," Goth. heito "fever"). The same root is the source of O.E. hat "hot" and hęša "hot weather." The verb is from O.E. hętan, from P.Gmc. *khaitijanam. Meaning "a single course in a race" is from 1663, perhaps from earlier fig. sense of "a single intense effort" (c.1380), or meaning "run given to a horse to prepare for a race" (1577). Meaning "sexual excitement in animals" is from 1768. Meaning "trouble with the police" attested by 1920. Heat wave "period of excessive hot weather" first attested 1893.
heath
O.E. hęš "tract of wasteland," earlier "heather," infl. by O.N. heišr "field," from P.Gmc. *khaithijo (cf. O.S. hetha, O.H.G. heida "heather," Du. heide "heath," Goth. haiži "field"), from PIE *kait- "open, unplowed country" (cf. O.Ir. ciad, Welsh coed, Breton coet "wood, forest").
heathen
O.E. hęšen "not Christian or Jewish," merged with O.N. heišinn. Historically assumed to be from Goth. haižno "gentile, heathen woman," used by Ulfilas in the first translation of the Bible into a Gmc. language (cf. Mark 7:26, for "Greek"); if so it could be a derivative of Goth. haiži "dwelling on the heath," but this sense is not recorded. It may have been chosen on model of L. paganus (see pagan), or for resemblance to Gk. ethne (see gentile), or may in fact be a borrowing of that word, perhaps via Armenian hethanos. Like other words for exclusively Christian ideas (e.g. church) it would have come first into Gothic, then spread to other Gmc. languages.
heather
1335, hathir, from O.E. *hęddre, Scot. or northern England dial. name for Calluna vulgaris, probably altered by heath, but exact connection to that word uncertain.
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WOLF = from base *wlp-/*lup- (cf. Skt. vrkas, Avestan vehrka-; Albanian ulk; O.C.S. vluku; Rus. volcica; Lith. vilkas "wolf;" O.Pers. Varkana- "Hyrcania," district southeast of the Caspian Sea, lit. "wolf-land;" probably also Gk. lykos, L. lupus).

vrkas - Varkana- Lith. vilkas- symilar to Sl.bulka- name for a poppy flower ( they grow on the battle fields after many spilled their blood and where were buried )

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dog (n.)

O.E. docga, a late, rare word used of a powerful breed of canine. It forced out O.E. hund (the general Gmc. and IE word; see canine) by 16c. and subsequently was picked up in many continental languages (cf. Fr. dogue, Dan. dogge), but the origin remains one of the great mysteries of English etymology. Many expressions -- a dog“s life (1607), go to the dogs (1619), etc. -- reflect earlier hard use of the animals as hunting accessories, not pampered pets.
In ancient times, "the dog" was the worst throw in dice (attested in Gk., L., and Skt., where
the word for "the lucky player" was lit. "the dog-killer"),
which plausibly explains the Gk. word for "danger," kindynas, which appears to be "play the dog."
Slang meaning "ugly woman" is from 1930s;
that of "sexually aggressive man" is from 1950s.
Dog tag is from 1918. Dog-gone (1851) is Amer.Eng.,
"fantastic perversion of god-damned" [Weekley]. Dogs "feet" is 1913, from rhyming slang dog“s meat. To dog-ear a book is from 1659; dog-eared in extended sense of "worn, unkempt" is from 1894. Dogfish is first recorded 1475; dogwood is 1617, earlier dog-tree (1548).
"Notwithstanding, as a dog hath a day, so may I perchance have time to declare it in deeds." [Queen Elizabeth, 1550]

"It is ill wakyng of a sleapyng dogge." [Heywood, 1562]
Phrase to put on the dog "get dressed up" (1934) may refer back to the stiff collars that in the 1890s were the height of male fashion, with ref. to dog collars. The common Sp. word for "dog," perro, also is a mystery word of unknown origin, perhaps from Iberian.

dog (v.)
"to track like a dog," 1519, see dog (n.). Dogged "persistent" is from 1779.

dog days
1538, from L. dies caniculares, from Gk. (the star was also known as kyon seirios) are around the time of the heliacal rising of Sirius (q.v.), the Dog-star, noted as the hottest and most unwholesome time of the year; usually July 3 to Aug. 11, but variously calculated, depending on latitude and on whether the greater Dog-star (Sirius) or the lesser one (Procyon) is reckoned. The heliacal rising of Sirius has shifted down the calendar with the procession of the equinoxes;
in ancient Egypt c.3000 B.C.E. it coincided with the summer solstice,
which was also the new year
and the beginning of the inundation of the Nile. The "dog" association apparently began here (the star“s hieroglyph was a dog),
but the reasons for it are obscure.

doge
"chief magistrate of Venice or Genoa," 1549, from Venetian dial. doge, from L. ducem, acc. of dux "leader" (see duke).

dogfight
"aerial combat," World War I air forces slang, from earlier meaning "riotous brawl" (1880s); from dog (n.) + fight.

dogger
"two-masted fishing boat," used in North Sea fishery, 1356, of unknown origin. It is the source of the name Dogger Bank (1666) for the great banks of shoals in the North Sea.

doggerel
1277 (as a surname, 1249), the root word probably from dog, applied to bad poetry perhaps with a suggestion of puppyish clumsiness, or being only fit for dogs.

doghouse
1611, from dog (n.) + house. Originally a kennel; the backyard type, for a single animal, is late 19c. Figurative sense of "disgrace" is from 1932.

dogie
"motherless calf in a herd," 1888, cowboy slang.
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cat
O.E. (c.700), from W.Gmc. (c.400-450), from P.Gmc. *kattuz, from L.L. cattus. The near-universal European word now, it appeared in Europe as L. catta (Martial, c.75 C.E.), Byzantine Gk. katta (c.350) and was in general use on the continent by c. 700, replacing L. feles. Probably ult. Afro-Asiatic (cf. Nubian kadis, Berber kadiska, both meaning "cat"). Ar. qitt "tomcat" may be from the same source. Cats were domestic in Egypt from c.2000 B.C.E., but not a familiar household animal to classical Greeks and Romans. The nine lives have been proverbial since at least c.1562. Extended to lions, tigers, etc. 1607. As a term of contempt for a woman, from c.1225. Slang sense of "prostitute" is from at least 1401. Slang sense of "fellow, guy," is from 1920, originally in U.S. Black Eng.; narrower sense of "jazz enthusiast" is recorded from 1931. Catcall first recorded 1659; catnap is from 1823; catfish is from 1620; catwalk is from 1917. Cat“s-cradle is from 1768. Cat-o“-nine-tails (1695), probably so called in reference to its "claws," was legal instrument of punishment in British Navy until 1881. Cat“s paw (1769, but cat“s foot in the same sense, 1597) refers to old folk tale in which the monkey tricks the cat into pawing chestnuts from a fire; the monkey gets the nuts, the cat gets a burnt paw. To rain cats and dogs (c.1652) is probably an extension of cats and dogs as proverbial for "strife, enmity" (1579). Cat-witted "small-minded, obstinate, and spiteful" (1673) deserved to survive. For Cat“s meow, cat“s pajamas, see bee“s knees.

CAT
1975, medical acronym for computerized axial tomography.

cata-
from Gk. kata-, before vowels kat-. Its principal sense is "down," but with occasional senses of "against" or "wrongly." Also sometimes used as an intensive. Most Eng. words with this prefix were borrowed through L. after 1500; e.g. catalectic (1589) "wanting a syllable in the last foot."

cataclysm
1633, from Fr. cataclysme, from L. cataclysmos, from Gk. kataklysmos, from kata "down" + klyzein "to wash."

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Anders - Not Gay
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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On November 9, 1923, in the fourth year of its existence, the National Socialist German Workers“ Party was dissolved and prohibited in the whole Reich territory. Today in November, 1926, it stands again free before us, stronger and inwardly firmer than every before.
All the persecutions of the movement and its individual leaders, all vilifications and slanders, were powerless to harm it. The correctness of its ideas, the purity of its will, its supporters“ spirit of self-sacrifice, have caused it to issue from all repressions strong than ever.
If, in the world of our present parliamentary corruption, it becomes more and more aware of the profoundest essence of its struggle, feels itself to be the purest embodiment of the value of race and personality and conducts itself accordingly, it will with almost mathematical certainty some day emerge victorious from its struggle. Just as Germany must inevitably win her rightful position on this earth if she is led and organized according to the same principles.
A state which in this age of racial poisoning dedicates itself to the care of its best racial elements must some day become lord of the earth.
May the adherents of our movement never forget this if ever the magnitude of the sacrifices should beguile them to an anxious comparison with the possible results.
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Anders - Not Gay
Whats that? Do YOU chanel Hitlers“cat, or what?
Anders - Not Gay
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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9!!!!!!!
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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...then what?

Oh, u r Hitlers“ cat or sumthin“ ...
Anders - Not Gay
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nein!!!!!!!
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Hitler?
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Re: Operation Terra only for those who still are interested in it

Sounds like a win/ win/ win situation to me
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If sooo...then..you may kiss my butt Anders
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ya vool
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12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Huh? What“s with all the dictionary terms? This is about my poor pussy who thinks that it is Hitler.

Hubby didn“t help matters at all. He has built a little dummy mike for the cat so kitty can pretend that he is making speeches to the masses. Hubby also made the cat a little arm band with a swastika on it. This is NOT helping at all!!!





GLP