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How to banish a ghost cat?

 
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03/14/2011 09:46 AM
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How to banish a ghost cat?
So I've recently moved into a new apartment, except the apartment is 30 years old. For a while I thought I had a ghost but its looking more likely that its a ghost cat! I've read a lot of different ways to banish ghosts and have tried many of them... but how do you banish a ghost cat?
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03/14/2011 09:47 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
Is the ghost cat causing any trouble for you? Send it some love.
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03/14/2011 09:47 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
Ghost Dog.
Good film.
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03/14/2011 10:01 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
leave the ghost cat alone. talk to it, tell it "good kitteh" a lot. you do not want to risk being overrun with ghost rats, do you?
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03/14/2011 10:02 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
Hit it on the nose with a ghost newspaper.

Spray it with ghost water from a ghost spray bottle.
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03/14/2011 10:06 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
What kind of harm is this ghost cat causing to you and your family ?
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03/14/2011 10:07 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
Offer it some cheesy poofs
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03/14/2011 10:09 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
He will not harm you..make a prsayer of protection is your home and around your home and you .send love toward him. Tell him he can stay if he doesnt disrupt your daily living .Finish saying good kitty.He will not harm you.Maybe is there to protect you...
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03/14/2011 10:10 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
Find a dead animal control officer.
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03/14/2011 10:11 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
does the cat have one eye
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
spin the cat
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03/14/2011 10:20 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
LOL some funny replies which is to be expected I spose.. it is GLP afterall.

It's not causing me any harm but it makes a lot of noise at night. Climbing on all my furniture and stuff I just hear lots of noises at night coming from within my own apartment that can't be explained as anything else. I think I managed to accidentally trap it in the bathroom one time because I heard it scratching at the door for ages. Another time I flicked my bed sheets to get some dirt off them and I must have flicked the cat onto the desk opposite! because my desk suddenly made a lot of noise for no apparent reason!
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
So I've recently moved into a new apartment, except the apartment is 30 years old. For a while I thought I had a ghost but its looking more likely that its a ghost cat! I've read a lot of different ways to banish ghosts and have tried many of them... but how do you banish a ghost cat?
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Get yourself a ghost dog.
Dr. House

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03/14/2011 10:24 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
So I've recently moved into a new apartment, except the apartment is 30 years old. For a while I thought I had a ghost but its looking more likely that its a ghost cat! I've read a lot of different ways to banish ghosts and have tried many of them... but how do you banish a ghost cat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087161



Hmm.

Ghosts are either a record playing back an event, over and over and over again, in which case the players are unaware that they are dead and they are trapped in that scene.

Or it is soul "trapped" on this earthly plane.

Many reasons to be trapped, usually we think it is unfinished business.

Spirits of once living beings should not be banished not unless that spirit is malevolent.

If it is just a trapped spirit you need to figure out why it is trapped and help it find resolution.

Mind Ghost animals can be spirit animals. It is possible that this is not a dead cat that has been 'trapped' in the physical world as spirit form after death, instead this is a spirit animal that has business to attend.

If this is the case and you are seeing the spirit animal it is most likely your Totem.

Totem Spirits are not something one banishes, instead they either have a message for you or are there to guide you and even protect you from malevolent spirit entities.

If the cat is doing no harm, leave it be.

If there is 'distress' in the atmosphere when you see the cat, try to get a sense of what that distress is.

If you have had other experiences that feel like an attack (not from the cat) then you have a much more serious problem on your hands and 'banishing' the cat is a mistake.

Last Edited by Dr. House on 03/14/2011 10:24 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
Offer it some cheesy poofs
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03/14/2011 10:25 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
ghost nip...
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03/14/2011 10:31 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
LOL some funny replies which is to be expected I spose.. it is GLP afterall.

It's not causing me any harm but it makes a lot of noise at night. Climbing on all my furniture and stuff I just hear lots of noises at night coming from within my own apartment that can't be explained as anything else. I think I managed to accidentally trap it in the bathroom one time because I heard it scratching at the door for ages. Another time I flicked my bed sheets to get some dirt off them and I must have flicked the cat onto the desk opposite! because my desk suddenly made a lot of noise for no apparent reason!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087161


well pet it! i would love to have some of my furry family members around that have passed! Unless they should be elsewhere. My guess is you are being given some sort of special attention and message, could even be a guide from the spirit realms.

Also, the changes coming on now, are releasing all sorts of "entities" and thought forms entrapped long in the earth. give them a lot of light if they persist.
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03/14/2011 10:42 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
Thanks Dr. House and Nobody in Particular. I think you could be right it might be a totem. I have successfully banished malevolent entities before just doing the LBRP, but that doesn't work for this, in fact nothing has. I have never considered before that it could be a totem so you could indeed be right.
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03/14/2011 11:05 AM
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Re: How to banish a ghost cat?
in seriousness, i have no experience with ghost animals, but if you have one, chances are its there for a reason.

try leaving it a little catnip, or maybe making it a bed from a cardboard box with a little blanket inside to let it know it has your attention.

do you have real cats? if so, do they seem to notice it?