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How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?

 
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How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
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03/14/2011 05:43 PM
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
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very easy i have done it plenty of times
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03/14/2011 05:49 PM
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
easy walk due south of patagonia
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03/14/2011 05:50 PM
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
I do believe their laws are strict and actually enforced.
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03/14/2011 05:51 PM
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
I do believe their laws are strict and actually enforced.
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is that a joke? lol have you ever been to Mexico?
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


THE CANADIAN ONE IS WAY EASIER.I COME FROM AN ITALIAN FAMILY AND TWO OF MY UNCLES CROSS INTO THE USA TREW CANADA AND THEY DIDNT EVEN JUMP A FENCE cruise
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


They all die of radiation soon anyway, so it's a non issue:

[link to img847.imageshack.us]
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


They all die of radiation soon anyway, so it's a non issue:

[link to img847.imageshack.us]
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Does is feel good pushing hoaxes and propaganda?
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


They all die of radiation soon anyway, so it's a non issue:

[link to img847.imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294602


Does is feel good pushing hoaxes and propaganda?
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sheep
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Seeing as 75% of my city is made up of non working illegals who have 5 kids each and get welfare/free health care, pretty easy I'd assume.
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


They all die of radiation soon anyway, so it's a non issue:

[link to img847.imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294602


Does is feel good pushing hoaxes and propaganda?
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sheep
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Id rather be a rational sheep that a sheep that blindly buys into every half brain lie that some dipshit puts out their to make GLP #1 for news.
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


Oddly enough, Mexico has some of the toughest immigration laws anywhere. Getting in is one thing.. but now, why one earth would you want to go there anyways?
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03/14/2011 06:17 PM
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy.
If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison.

If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to - and do - die for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%----ution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy.
If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison.

If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to - and do - die for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%----ution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277605
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


They throw illegal immigrants in prison in Mexico. No joke...I have a 2nd cousin who was thrown in prison for 8 months for not paying a cash fine on the spot for being in Mexico illegally.
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
EASY
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


They throw illegal immigrants in prison in Mexico. No joke...I have a 2nd cousin who was thrown in prison for 8 months for not paying a cash fine on the spot for being in Mexico illegally.
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Isn't bribes how it works in Mexico?
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
Since they're so busy watching for dudes coming this way, how hard would it be to go the other way? How much does Mexico care about illegal immigrants in its own country that aren't from Guatemala?

Fun times. 8)
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


They throw illegal immigrants in prison in Mexico. No joke...I have a 2nd cousin who was thrown in prison for 8 months for not paying a cash fine on the spot for being in Mexico illegally.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 542755




Isn't bribes how it works in Mexico?
 Quoting: canis mesomelas


yes you can pay your way into our out of anything
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Re: How easy is it to border jump from US into Mexico?
It's easy, if you don't mind being gang raped and possibly decapitated.
"I'd rather be poor and know who my friends are, than be wealthy and not know my enemies." J. Blue