Hey you peeps! What´s been going on?

Rumors of wars, cataclysm, impeachment, conspiracies, famine, disease, pestilence. The usual.

Don´t forget about thousands of nuke Iran or the US will be nuked threads.

I don´t tend to get too anxious over all the crapola of which you speak, considering that the earth, and all the works therein, are going to be burned up.

Everything you currently see...

EVERYTHING...

Is going to be engulfed in a world wide lake of fire.



If I were you, I´d concentrate on the important things. Like making sure that you are going to be around to enjoy the new heavens and earth.

The things you are concerning yourself with are completely and totally futile. But, with a name like that, I´m certainly not surprised.

Iran? right. The US politicians are pussies when their bodyguards aren´t standing in front of them.

Attack Iran? yea, right. When pigs fly. The US neo-cons are bullies, and as everyone knows, bullies stand down when an opponent steps up to them and calls their bluff.

There´s plenty of smaller global kids to pick on...

1371,

ScienceOnly is my code name...y´know, just to throw them off...do a search on scienceonly and you´ll be able to decipher the code!

While I was south of the border, I read three good books:

Behold a Pale Horse,

The Biggest Secret, and

Divided We Stand.

Three different books, written by three different people, with three completely different backgrounds...all telling a completely different story about a similar period of time...with absolutely ZERO contradictions.

...and in all three books the Rockafellers play a significant role in the plot...

...all three books written before 9/11...

"Are we Americans brainwashed to the extent that a Latino of 12 years old knows more about Earth Changes than your average college graduate up here in the states?"

Yes, we Americans are brainwashed (Tide with Bleach and flouride)

Hey SO! Well, GLP has been the same old doom and gloom, like the Greek plane was "Hijacked" until, of course, the police report came out saying that actually the oxygen system had failed.

However, your migration observation is interesting because I got a report in last week about how across the globe animals are moving to new northern and southern extremities in order to avoid the heat.

One thing my wife and I are puzzled by is the absence of reports in the MSM in the UK about crop failure here. We live in a very rural part of the country. All around us are farmlands. Our own life is very much based off the land and in fact quite a large part of the food on our table has until recently come from picking it off tress, bushes and from our garden.

However, this year, not a single berry has been out. The usual deluge of blackberries and raspberries has been non-existent. I really mean non-existent. The berries have simply not appeared this year! What paltry offerings we have found are tiny, miserable things.

Also, all our rivers and springs have dried up except for the one large one that is now very, very low. So low that we can walk on rocks that previously we waded over.

Our water supply is from a hilltop spring. This is an ancient source and has been used for at least 2000 years but we know from the dolmens and burial sites around us that people lived here long before the Romans built our infrastructure.

Well, that dried up last week. We had a brief respite with some rain two days ago but the water pressure is so low that our shower simply doesn´t work at the moment!

We look set for a complete water failure this coming week.

Now this is very serious. It´s a crisis point. But we haven´t seen a single mention of it in either the local or national press other than general warning about low water levels and possible hosepipe bans.

To us, living deep in the country, the situation that we can see is critical. The impact, for example, of the berries not appearing on the local bird population cannot be understated. Our usual swarms of butterflies this year are a paltry few weak ones. The deer are absent. Heaven knows where they have gone. The massive flocks of birds and the noise that announces them have also been erratic. They come and go. We do not have the constant wheeling in the sky and the loud calls across the fields day in and day out.

There is a catastrophe rolling out in at least our part of the UK but talking to people we undertand it to be across the entire country.

But not a whisper in the news.

Make no mistake about it, the locals are fully aware and there is an understated panic setting in here. Mention the weather and odd behaviour and people are now very edgy as opposed to these topics being part of normal, idle conversation in the past.

But in the cities where the overwhelming majority of the UK´s population live, there isn´t so much as a vague interest or hint of concern. People are completely oblivious to these events.

And to me, it makes them sitting ducks. I honestly feel that the UK is on the brink of total environment collapse and on a scale that isn´t even imagined, at least not in public, right now. It the water supply dries up completely, and from where I live this is a very, very real possibilty, I cannot even begin to describe what affect that will have on the 10s millions in the cities! We lost water for just a few days and life went from heaven to hell. You cannot wash your hands. You cannot flush the toilet. You cannot clean dishes. You cannot drink water unless you buy it in a bottle. Cooking your meal requires water. Even making a cup of coffee.

And that´s before you try to bath!

Within hours your house is a health risk. If you use the toilet and cannot wash your hands, and your eating utensils are all dirty... then food poisoning is guaranteed to set in and stay. And be incurable unless you move.

If you have a dog or cat, the liklihood of disease increases many times over.

Kids? Oh boy... don´t even start... and they get sick so easily.

This is the reality that is facing the UK´s population right now and it´s a loaded weapon. If we lost water for only a few days the nation would be in a complete crisis. It would collapse if only because of the sick people and impact on industry.

Now, if this is the situation in our country, then what is it like right now across the globe?

Forget 2012, my friend. 2005 looks like it´s the year of reckoning and this is still in Summer. We have yet to hit the winter at the end of this year.

The Gulf of Mexico is still dying:

The sea turtle situation is getting much worse...

[link to www.baynews9.com]

I just got returned from Clearwater Beach - we went for a boat ride in the Gulf and there are lots of dead fish floating off the coast, and the shore line was *completely* covered with dead sand dollars. You could put your hand underwater and scoop up 6 sand dollars at a time.

Bananas
RedRight´s Journal - Early Fall, 1994



Oh boy! I just had a hole load of fun, and I´ve just got to share it with somebody.

Today, while browsing the newsgroups I saw an item on ass-stuffing with bananas. Now, fisting is really my main scene (hence my name here...) but that kind of naturally leads to an interest in enemas, ass-stuffing, and all kinds of other butt-play.

So that item on bananas really stuck in my mind, you know? Around about lunchtime I realized that I really had to take a shit, but I held it. I was just in a mood where having my ass full felt really good. I held it all afternoon. As time passed the fullness just kept making me more and more aware of my asshole.

Finally, 5pm came. I tore out of work like a bat out of hell. On my way home I stopped and got myself four big green bananas. I got home and finally let myself lose that load of shit. That felt real good. I draped my bed, set out some KY, paper towels, and the fruit.

The bananas weren´t as green as I would have liked, so I decided to get my hole ready with one of my smaller dildoes. (that´s about 9x2" for me --- you´d be astonished at the size of my big ones!) Responding to it´s old pink friend, my asshole popped right open.

I peeled the first banana, lubed it up, and slid it in. That felt kind of cool - literally. The chief sensation was the slight coolness of the rod inside me. It seemed to be hanging around right at the entrance to my hole though, so I decided that a good long stroke with the dildoe was in order. Now that was different. I can´t say how many times I´ve planted that particular dildo up my hole, but this was new. I could feel the dildo mushing the banana out of the way as I drove it in.

Next banana. That went in pretty easy too. Now I was starting to feel a little full. I used the dildo to push it in all the way too, and I nearly came as I felt my guts expand with the rubber rod and the two mushy bananas. Even after I took the dildo out my prostate and dick kept on throbbing. I knew from experience though that this would pass if I gave it a little time.

I walked over to my VCR and loaded a tape. Getting vertical brought a whole new wave of sensations as the mass in my gut shifted around. I had flashes of being forced to do calisthenics in this state...

I watched the video for a little while, until I could think about something besides how full my ass was. I lubed up the third banana and, looking at it, got an intense hard on. Clearly my cock was enjoying this new game.

The third one broke as I got it about halfway in. In frustration, I crammed the last half of it in, turning it to instant mush as I did so. I felt the banana-slime drooling down my ass and smiled. My hands were a mess, so there was no turning back now. Lustily, I grabbed the fourth banana (regretting that I hadn´t bought more), squeezed some lube onto it. This one started to disintegrate as soon as I had it about a third of the way in, but I didn´t let that stop me, I just kept cramming it in. It felt far too good to stop.

Now my ass was really full. My cock was twitching all over the place and I could feel the blood pounding in my prostate. I didn´t want to come yet though, so I laid back And took a few deep breaths, just grooving on how good it felt.

On the one hand, it was kind of like having a fist up there, ´cause my ass was really full, but it was different because my ass-ring wasn´t getting stretched at all, just my guts. It was a little like having a big load of water up there too, but it wasn´t quite like that either, since the I could feel that the mass in my guts was hard.

Finally, I thought it was safe to go ahead, so I started to jack my cock a little. Whew, that felt wonderful. To an anal-intensive like me, there´s little finer than having your guts stuffed while your cock gets attention too...

Then I had an idea, I wanted another banana, but none were at hand and I was in no shape to got to the store and get another, but the dildo was right there. I grabbed the little beast and put it to the lips of my butt.

Slowly, I slid the thing in. Weeeehaaa! With each inch I slid the rod in I felt the bananas getting mashed and rearranged and my guts getting fuller and fuller. Now, I got a real surprise as the dildo slid in all the way, a good two inches beyond where it normally stops! It slid right on into the second sphincter! I guess bananas are good lube too!

I sat up, putting my weight on the stub of the dildo and grabbed my cock. I squirmed on the dildo, mashing the bananas still more, and grooved on the load I had in my guts. In seconds I came with a wild banshee yell. Yeee haaa!

That was good fun.

Getting rid of the load I´d put up my guts was fun too, and none of the usual stink!

Bananas -- they´re not just for breakfast anymore.

Witness,

I want to thank you for that post above. If we are going to be aware of what is going on, it will be you, I, and people like us that share information with each other.

I am sorry for your plight. Is there any chance you can relocate to an area that will be less impacted by Earth Changes? I mean, we basically know that the Gulf Stream will slow to nothing or completely dissappear. Based on that alone, isn´t there anything you can do?

I was reading a great...no, outstanding article about the Odden ice sheet the other week...how the sheet advances and retreats. During the advances, columns develop where warm water is driven down to the bottom of the ocean and circulated back towards the Antartic. The number of ´columns´ have virtually gone to zero, the reason being at least in part the failure of the Odden Ice Sheet.

You are really going to have to come to grips with the future of your environment, aren´t you?

peace

Bananaman,

Your psycho-posting doesn´t work on us. What a looser. Yea, you might just dissuade a person or two from making this a really fun thread, but otherwise you are of no consequence.

What a waste of organic material you are.

SO - Thanks ole pal! We would move if we knew where to move to, but as far as I can see no place on this planet will be unaffected and frankly, we know the land and its bounty very well here. We are probably best equipped to survive right where we are. But to be frank, I am actually very concerned about this coming winter. We went through the hurricane of last year and that was terrifying. The UK is not equipped to handle hurricanes and tornados but yet we have had three tornados this year and last year´s hurrcane!

The main issue though is that we are seeing, very clearly, the effects of a slowed or stopped Gulf Stream. There is simply no doubting that now. The temperatures here are just crazy! We are going from roasting hot to very cold. It is meant to be summer and we have been forced to turn the heating on several times already!

This mixed up temperature is quite frightening and I don´t get frightened as any of the regulars here at GLP know from my many years of posting! However, I just can´t help feeling that we are looking down the barrel of a winter weather gun here. And this winter looks set to be very extreme. If the summer is anything to go by, Winter will be hell. Not only do we have the mixed up weather and a substantial and regular deep dip in temperatures right now, but if this is the affects of a "slowing" Gulf Stream then there are several more months of slowing time before we are in the thick of winter and to be honest, just looking around at all the effects right now makes me wonder how close to breaking point we are. A deep winter is one thing, but it it´s as chaotic as what we have now, then that will be a totally different kettle of fish. Chuck in one or two sever wind/flood conditions like we hit this past winter and things are suddenly pretty much in the disaster zone.

6211: Thanks for the info. I had no idea. This is really very alarming. Nature is quite seriously under pressure at the moment. I won´t go so far as to say that it´s broken, but it´s heading that way and very fast.

In fact, we´re all doomed. And I´m not joking. Living currently in the north of Scotland, and I am feeling very very nervous about the climate changes that are blindingly fucking obvious to people living up here.

SO - interesting that you ask about relocating. Relocating to ... where exactly? The US of A? One of the reasons I left there was because the entire economy was so manifestly unsustainable. Millions of people living in the desert. Tens of millions more living in semi-desert. Barely a survival skill between them. Hundreds of millions living in suburbia. No connection to food production between them. It´s INSANE. And when the shit hits the fan, those hundreds of millions are not going to just LET the people who´ve prepared live happily in their refuges.

Canada? Maybe, if the climate warms up a bit more. But getting in there is increasingly difficult. It´s almost as if they see it coming and are deliberately being more and more selective.

Best bet for me is probably to relocate to somewhere in the southwest of England, far enough south to avoid the worst effects of the Gulf Stream termination, far enough north to avoid the worst excesses of heat which are on their way. But guess what - I don´t have enough money. And you need a fair bit of money in order to support you through a move like that.

AH, no way man! The SW is so overcrowded that it´s going to be the hardest hit by water/food shortages.

Hey, have you noticed how our wasp invasion this year hasn´t happened? The midges are out, but nowhere near to the level that they were in previous years either.

But then, this year, where we are just near Hadrian´s wall, the flies are out in force! I mean, like a plague! So swings and roundabouts here!

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