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How long can a woman go without sex ?

 
flatbed
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Of course women can do that. Look at the catholic nuns. I myself have went two years celibate before.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Oh yea i forgot about the nuns ...woops sorry ...lol
Fallen
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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as long as we have to............









just kidding, i never use sex as bargaining tool
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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They can go a long time it´s called marriage.
Anders - Not Gay
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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I guess ya´ll have to ask Dr P, RBH and DogFuckFace.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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OMG there is a person here named DogFuck Face ...omg ...that is sick...lol
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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until she divorces you?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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At least get a good "shower massager" with a long cord. Got to keep the juices flowin...
Rex
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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There´s always self-help.
Mister Obvious
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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This thread is a HOAX!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Untilend
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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´´Men have been known to be celibate for years ..for a lifetime (religious types)..´´

Yeah, right!rofl

I´m A Wanker

My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

(Chorus)
And thats why
I´m a wanker
I´m a wanker
And does it good like it bloody well should
I´m a wanker
I´m a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the guy prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

(Chorus)
And thats why
I´m a wanker
I´m a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I´m wanker
I´m a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Harn
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I´ve got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

I´ve wanked over Italy
I´ve wanked over Spain
I´ve wanked in an omibus
I´ve even had a wank in a train

I´ve used a badger
and a lemon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

(Chorus)
And thats why
I´m a wanker
I´m a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I´m a wanker
I´m a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Harn
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I´ve pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind
archangelhelper,
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Forever and ever....
Pine Eel
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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3 months tops.
Octo
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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3 days...topsafro
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Of course they can. Every woman over 35 goes years without sex.

I really am amused by men touting their celibate ways. It´s men that only need look at a knothole in fence to get a hard on. Only men commit rape and 99% of incest and molestation. Men care more about sex than anything. And what celibate men? Catholics? Raping kids doesn´t count huh?


A woman is scientifically proven to be aroused by romance. Not cucumbers and other shit.

I´m so fucking sick of the misogynist haters on this forum.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Re: How long can a woman go without sex ?
the question is, how long can women go without orgasm. now no sex with masturbation would be considered difficult, while no sex and no masterbation as well many times harder.
Octo
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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"Every woman over 35 goes years without sex"

No. That´s just not true. I get plenty and I´m over 35.

"A woman is scientifically proven to be aroused by romance"

LOL...science has nothing to do with it. You need to relax a bit
sexgodess´n´sexkitten​
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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i think women can go without sex for only a couple of hours but hey woman if u cant find a guy theres always masturbation to turn to:D itz very enjoyable
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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my wife has the record lol
HOW LONG IS LONG?
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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rofllol1rof1at AC 247! For a while there, my wife did´nt seem interested and if she was, only put out as if it were a chore. She´s much better now after I half-jokingly told her how good-looking one of her friends was who started going to the gym.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Re: How long can a woman go without sex ?
Last year I dated a woman who hadn´t dated in eleven years. After a disastrous relationship she just withdrew. Wow, that´s a long time for a woman, no?




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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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The ugly ones can go without sex for a long time.
SHMAKER
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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She can but only ONE DAY
and if the woman go spend days without sex she will BUMP, DAY, BECOME CRIZY etc...
Rastifar
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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7 days without sex with Octo, makes one weak.....

lolbutt
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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My wife, going on 8 years now...
Yure jo kin right?
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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women historically have always been forced into celibacy

as a general rule, they live longer, so are more likely to be widowed

women were often left to guard the homefront and keep the fires burning while men were frequently
forcibly ´recruited´ to fight in the many wars.
barbarians, goths, vandals, huns, feudal spats, kidnappings, hostages taken etc.

or to see her mate held in some gaol tower on a whim for years on end for some trumped up charges

or to stand on the point while the whaling ships put out

or watch as her viking left with his crew raiding

I would argue rather celibacy and widowhood were a natural condition for most women´s lives.

As well as remarriage
JC
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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I`m holding out for u know whomuahasigh
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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great tune ac15, was by the doc from esther rantzens ´Thats Life´, Iva Biggun.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Re: How long can a woman go without sex ?
my parents going on 15 years now...

I only know this because I overheard a fight one day as i was walking up the driveway.