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Rapture Imminent! As World EVENTS Unfold!

 
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Shit where do you sit when you steal from teh collection plate?

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You don't have to SIT anywhere!

You get to STAND right up front in the pulpis, silly!

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It's okay to see things differently? Right?
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Please tell that to your God.

You know, the one who is going to burn me alive forever because I see things differently. Right?

How do you not grasp that your god cannot be real if he is such a monster?
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Why do you say he is going to burn you alive forever? You'll be dead!

Naw.... I'm just kidding. :-)

God will not burn you alive forever. This is a scare tactic used by the hell fire and brimstone preacher men. Don't believe that junk. The truth is extremely more comforting than that, and actually quite exciting.

All souls are given every chance possible for redemption and eternity. Every soul will know truth. It is up to the souls to overcome now in order to receive their just rewards. Overcoming now means you will pass into the new Earth age incorruptible. Not overcoming now means that your soul is liable to die and choices will still have to be made by you in order to enter the eternity.

I am not saying that judgement will not come to pass. However, it is not the horror that is painted by so many false teachings.
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Throwing pearls before swine is no use - they do not want to understand - no matter how it is explained nor how many times - the lost will be lost until they want to be enlightened for themselves - truth can not be forced on them -
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Throwing pearls before swine is no use - they do not want to understand - no matter how it is explained nor how many times - the lost will be lost until they want to be enlightened for themselves - truth can not be forced on them -
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Everything you just said is true!

Still, I'm not willing to give up on you Christians!

If you can be delivered from the lies that enslave you it will all have been worth it!
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Throwing pearls before swine is no use - they do not want to understand - no matter how it is explained nor how many times - the lost will be lost until they want to be enlightened for themselves - truth can not be forced on them -
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By the way, this is the THIRD way christians deal with overwhelming logic.

It's the "O these poor sinners!" Defense.

Next she'll be saying, "I'll pray for you...."

Just wait. It's only a matter of time.

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Throwing pearls before swine is no use - they do not want to understand - no matter how it is explained nor how many times - the lost will be lost until they want to be enlightened for themselves - truth can not be forced on them -
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Everything you just said is true!

Still, I'm not willing to give up on you Christians!

If you can be delivered from the lies that enslave you it will all have been worth it!
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I rest my case
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Sorry OP ... we're all in this together.

Nobody is coming to "snatch" you up.

You are not entitled ... none of us are.

Welcome to the end of an age.
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Throwing pearls before swine is no use - they do not want to understand - no matter how it is explained nor how many times - the lost will be lost until they want to be enlightened for themselves - truth can not be forced on them -
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82523


Everything you just said is true!

Still, I'm not willing to give up on you Christians!

If you can be delivered from the lies that enslave you it will all have been worth it!
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I rest my case
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So do I.

Ain't One Up-manship grand?

rockon
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Sorry OP ... we're all in this together.

Nobody is coming to "snatch" you up.

You are not entitled ... none of us are.

Welcome to the end of an age.
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And the news out of Japan continues to get grimmer.

The end may be very close indeed.

And still there is no Rupture.....
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Too much work for you. You can always chill and play some video games.
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I Peter 3:15 But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with MEEKNESS and fear...


You Christers are all such hypocrites. Your holy book commands you to be ready to answer, not ready to be a smart-ass and try to jerk off your ego at my expense.

If your Jebus god was real he'd cast you into the pit for the hypocrite you are.

And like I said--you lot ALWAYS respond to OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS by claiming 'Mistranslation! Mistranslation!"

NO SOONER did I point that out than YOU show up, shouting "MISTRANSLATION!"

It would be a lot funnier if it weren't so pathetic.

Hypocrite!
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Wow! Hostile. I gave you an answer. Read. Study. Learn. Understand. You need to do some work, friend. Or, you can chill and just play video games.

You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make them drink. How can an artist paint, if he has no paint to paint with?

In other words, you need some real questions before you start accusing someone. Otherwise, how can I help you? You don't go up to customer service in a store and start citing the employee handbook without asking a question and then start yelling hypocrite, do you?
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Throwing pearls before swine is no use - they do not want to understand - no matter how it is explained nor how many times - the lost will be lost until they want to be enlightened for themselves - truth can not be forced on them -
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Everything you just said is true!

Still, I'm not willing to give up on you Christians!

If you can be delivered from the lies that enslave you it will all have been worth it!
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Cite the lies and then prove that they are lies, friend.
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In other words, you need some real questions before you start accusing someone.
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I'm not accusing you of anything.

Your Persecution Complex is your own affair.

You say you studied the Bible for 20 years.

Did you not notice the atrocities of God in the OT?

How do you rationalize that?
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Cite the lies and then prove that they are lies, friend.
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There is no God. Jesus is not real.

I don't have to prove these are lies for the same reason I don't have to prove I don't have an invisible unicorn in my pocket.

The entire burden of proof lies on those making a claim. In your case, the claim is that there is an Invisible Man In The Sky who is coming to rescue you while the rest of us die horribly.

Get provin'.

peace
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In other words, you need some real questions before you start accusing someone.
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I'm not accusing you of anything.

Your Persecution Complex is your own affair.

You say you studied the Bible for 20 years.

Did you not notice the atrocities of God in the OT?

How do you rationalize that?
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Wrong guy. But calling someone a hypocrite is accusing them of being a hypocrite. Pretty cut and dry.

Study history and bloodlines. Pretty cut and dry answer too. No need to rationalize anything. Do you know how many influxes occurred? Do you know what the influxes are?

Have a little patience and study. It's not that hard. Just give it a little effort.
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Sorry OP ... we're all in this together.

Nobody is coming to "snatch" you up.

You are not entitled ... none of us are.

Welcome to the end of an age.
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And the news out of Japan continues to get grimmer.

The end may be very close indeed.

And still there is no Rupture.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1274317


Exactly .... thank you for the response ....

We're all here to experience this ... right now in time.

Nobody is getting a free pass ---- nobody.

And for those who believe in rapture ---- you'll be waiting as the doom engulfs and surrounds you. And there you are --- waiting.

Embrace the moment for what it is --- we are living at the End of An Age .... and that's quite a seat to be sitting in.

Embrace it ... love one another through it .... remember it.

Love one another .. and remeber ... everything's gonna be alright.

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Cite the lies and then prove that they are lies, friend.
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There is no God. Jesus is not real.

I don't have to prove these are lies for the same reason I don't have to prove I don't have an invisible unicorn in my pocket.

The entire burden of proof lies on those making a claim. In your case, the claim is that there is an Invisible Man In The Sky who is coming to rescue you while the rest of us die horribly.

Get provin'.

peace
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Wow! I never made that claim. But you are the one playing the part of the accuser, therefore the burden of proof is upon you. I say God is real. Jesus Christ was His son on Earth. He lived and even critics of Him from Egypt to Syria give their accounts in many writings. This is even studied everyday in non-church sanctioned colleges across the world. And, archeology proves he existed as well the apostles. Are you denying science as well?
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Wrong guy. But calling someone a hypocrite is accusing them of being a hypocrite.
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Sort of like calling Charlie Manson of being a convicted felon is accusing Charlie Manson of beinga convicted felon?

I said (paraphrasing) "The second way christians ignore obvious contradictions is to claim the verse you're citing is a mistranslation."

Immediately thereafter, someone showed up claiming verses were mistranslated.

There ya go! Standard MO. I am nor reading/studying/learning your holy book for the same reason I am not reading/studying/learning about Zeus or Odin.

It's obviously untrue. Why waste the time digging deeper?

Free your mind, friend.

hf
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Wow! I never made that claim.
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If you don't believe in god or the rapture then nothing I said was addrssed to you.

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Cite the lies and then prove that they are lies, friend.
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There is no God. Jesus is not real.

I don't have to prove these are lies for the same reason I don't have to prove I don't have an invisible unicorn in my pocket.

The entire burden of proof lies on those making a claim. In your case, the claim is that there is an Invisible Man In The Sky who is coming to rescue you while the rest of us die horribly.

Get provin'.

peace
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Wow! I never made that claim. But you are the one playing the part of the accuser, therefore the burden of proof is upon you. I say God is real. Jesus Christ was His son on Earth. He lived and even critics of Him from Egypt to Syria give their accounts in many writings. This is even studied everyday in non-church sanctioned colleges across the world. And, archeology proves he existed as well the apostles. Are you denying science as well?
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Archeology proves he existed?????????

Too much holy water for you buddy - rehab time!!!
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But you are the one playing the part of the accuser
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You have a real fixation on this Accuser accusation, don't you?
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But you are the one playing the part of the accuser
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You have a real fixation on this Accuser accusation, don't you?
yoda
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Hey, I call it as I see it.
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There is no debate that 1 Thessalonians 4, and 1 Corinthians 15 teach on the rapture. Both chapters also teach the resurrection and of the trumpet blast. Neither chapter mentions anything about having to endure the tribulation before the rapture comes. There is no debate that Revelation 19 and Zechariah 14 teach on the physical return of the Lord Jesus Christ in power after the tribulation. Neither of those chapters speak of the rapture, nor of a resurrection, nor of a trumpet blast.

1 Thessalonians 4:15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.
1 Thess 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
1 Thess 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
1 Thess 4:18 Therefore comfort one another with these words.

[caught up=HARPAZO=Rapture]

1 Thess 1:10 And to wait for his Son from heaven, whom he raised from the dead, even Jesus, which delivered us from the wrath to come.
1 Thess 2:19 For what is our hope, or joy, or crown of rejoicing? Are not even ye in the presence of our Lord Jesus Christ at his coming?
1 Thess 5:9 For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ,
1 Thess 5:23 And the very God of peace sanctify you wholly; and I pray God your whole spirit and soul and body be preserved blameless unto the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.

AS THE WORLD WITNESSED ON 3/11/11 BIRTH PANGS ARE INCREASING!

CORRELATING- REVELATION 3:11

I am coming quickly; hold fast what you have, so that no one may rob you and deprive you of your crown.

MORE EVENTS TO COME... (TIME IS RUNNING OUT)

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Cite the lies and then prove that they are lies, friend.
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There is no God. Jesus is not real.

I don't have to prove these are lies for the same reason I don't have to prove I don't have an invisible unicorn in my pocket.

The entire burden of proof lies on those making a claim. In your case, the claim is that there is an Invisible Man In The Sky who is coming to rescue you while the rest of us die horribly.

Get provin'.

peace
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Wow! I never made that claim. But you are the one playing the part of the accuser, therefore the burden of proof is upon you. I say God is real. Jesus Christ was His son on Earth. He lived and even critics of Him from Egypt to Syria give their accounts in many writings. This is even studied everyday in non-church sanctioned colleges across the world. And, archeology proves he existed as well the apostles. Are you denying science as well?
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Archeology proves he existed?????????

Too much holy water for you buddy - rehab time!!!
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Personal attack alert!!!
siren2

Come on.. you can do better than that!
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But you are the one playing the part of the accuser
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You have a real fixation on this Accuser accusation, don't you?
yoda
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Hey, I call it as I see it.
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So do I.

But you interpret that as 'accusing'.

Like I said, your Persecution Complex is your own affair.

Good luck!
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But you are the one playing the part of the accuser
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You have a real fixation on this Accuser accusation, don't you?
yoda
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Hey, I call it as I see it.
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So do I.

But you interpret that as 'accusing'.

Like I said, your Persecution Complex is your own affair.

Good luck!
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Red is still red in my book. Besides what is your point? Now you accuse me of having a complex. Round and round we go...
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Here is the undisputed proof: [link to www.familyradio.com]

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Oh man, that's too much! 'Undisputed proof', he says!

And to think I get this kind of entertainment for 20 bucks a month in Internet fees!

rockon
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Hey! Did you guys hear that!?

I think the Rapture just happened!

Stay tuned.....
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THE RESTRAINER WILL BE REMOVED! = (THE CHURCH) JESUS SAID I WILL BUILD MY CHURCH AND THE GATES OF HELL WILL NOT STAND AGAINST IT!

AFTER THE REMOVAL OF THE CHURCH, IT GOES BACK TO ISRAEL AND THE JEWS! (THE 2 WITNESSES AND THE 144,00O TAKE OVER) THE CHURCH IS NOT IN REVELATION CH. 6 THROUGH 18 = TRIB. JUDGMENTS!
 Quoting: Genesis 1:1


Fuck of idiot..that shit has been UTTERLY DEBUNKED so many times now its wearing thin.

YOu lot are as fucked in the head as NJrus..you will stubbornly cling to shit that is NOT even in the bible just cause it makes you FEEL GOOD...and makes ya millions along the way.

You are all a bunch of self deluded FUCKHEADS...and COWARDS at that..every time there is doom all you weak willed tards wanna do is start quoting your WELL DEBUNKED BULLSHIT all over the place in a effort to convince yourselves that you will never have to suffer...try telling your BULLSHIT to the many japanese christians that just got wiped away..or the ones who will now die a HORRIBLE DEATH from radiation.


YOU fucks are SO UTERLY EVIL!
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Wow. Another foul-mouthed know-it-all God_hating Aussie. What a surprise!
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Cite the lies and then prove that they are lies, friend.
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There is no God. Jesus is not real.

I don't have to prove these are lies for the same reason I don't have to prove I don't have an invisible unicorn in my pocket.

The entire burden of proof lies on those making a claim. In your case, the claim is that there is an Invisible Man In The Sky who is coming to rescue you while the rest of us die horribly.

Get provin'.

peace
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Wow! I never made that claim. But you are the one playing the part of the accuser, therefore the burden of proof is upon you. I say God is real. Jesus Christ was His son on Earth. He lived and even critics of Him from Egypt to Syria give their accounts in many writings. This is even studied everyday in non-church sanctioned colleges across the world. And, archeology proves he existed as well the apostles. Are you denying science as well?
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Archeology proves he existed?????????

Too much holy water for you buddy - rehab time!!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294744


lmao
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Wow. Another foul-mouthed know-it-all God_hating Aussie. What a surprise!
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Wow. Another Christian complaining about the way the message is presented while totally ignoring the message itself. What a surprise!

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