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FOR ALL YOU RELIGITARDS OUT THERE

 
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FOR ALL YOU RELIGITARDS OUT THERE
When Christ returns and the Tribulation commences it will be the athiests like me that will be saved!! We are the only honest people out there!!!!
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03/16/2011 06:40 PM
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no fucking sense you make.yoda
what, you mad?
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03/16/2011 06:43 PM
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REPENT.


GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....



Then..after you have had the living SHIT scared out of you and you have been TERRORISED into "Loving god" or being sadisticallt TORTURED forever...


Then you also have to do this..ALL the chriatians swear by it because its what they DO...so it MUST be right...

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer. (You already DID that..you know..in sheer TERROR at what awaits if ya didnt..)

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.


But we all KNOW God cant be like this..even though MOST christians ARE..

let me explain...

If someone repents because they heard that God is going to have them satanically tortured forever and ever in a place HE created JUST for that purpose....IS their conversion out of LOVE or TERROR??

Its like me forcing a woman to LOVE me..cause if she does NOT..I am going to have her skinned alive SLOOOOWLY over a period of years.

Where is the LOVE in that??

But thats what YOU are saying is the so called "FREE CHOICE" God is offering us..LOVE him or be HORRIBLY BURNT ALIVE in NEVER ENDING UNTOLD AGONY..

Yeah..thats LOVE..not..

And saying crap like.."WE CHOOSE to go there is CRAP"...

If faced with loving someone or being skinned alive over a period of months..which one would YOU choose???

And if this person TOLD you the alternative..what would you THINK of them??..not much eh??

The whole TURN or BURN makes GOD out to be A BILLION TIMES MORE EVIL THAN SATAN....

TORTURE IS EVIL..yes or NO??

IF you say YES...you have just called god EVIL...IF you say NO...you are a pshycopathic FREAK..and so is GOD..

SO..the ONLY option which FITS Gods TRUE character..is that there IS NO HELL AS WE HAVE HAD IT TAUGHT...there is NO other option.
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Re: FOR ALL YOU RELIGITARDS OUT THERE
REPENT.


GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE HAD HIS SON TORTURED TO DEATH SO THAT WHOEVER BELIEVES WILL GO TO HEAVEN BUT THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE TORTURED ALIVE IN A BLAZING PIT FOR ETERNITY...THAT IN HIS INFINITE MERCY AND LOVE..HE WILL LET YOU FEELY WALK INTO...CAUSE HE WONT FORCE YOU...BUT HE IS QUITE HAPPY TO HAVE GIVEN YOU NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE...LOVE HIM OR BE TORTURED IN THE MOST HIDEOUS MANNER....THATS HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU!!!!!

REPENT..HIS LOVE AND MERCY ENDURES FOREVER.....



Then..after you have had the living SHIT scared out of you and you have been TERRORISED into "Loving god" or being sadisticallt TORTURED forever...


Then you also have to do this..ALL the chriatians swear by it because its what they DO...so it MUST be right...

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer. (You already DID that..you know..in sheer TERROR at what awaits if ya didnt..)

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.


But we all KNOW God cant be like this..even though MOST christians ARE..

let me explain...

If someone repents because they heard that God is going to have them satanically tortured forever and ever in a place HE created JUST for that purpose....IS their conversion out of LOVE or TERROR??

Its like me forcing a woman to LOVE me..cause if she does NOT..I am going to have her skinned alive SLOOOOWLY over a period of years.

Where is the LOVE in that??

But thats what YOU are saying is the so called "FREE CHOICE" God is offering us..LOVE him or be HORRIBLY BURNT ALIVE in NEVER ENDING UNTOLD AGONY..

Yeah..thats LOVE..not..

And saying crap like.."WE CHOOSE to go there is CRAP"...

If faced with loving someone or being skinned alive over a period of months..which one would YOU choose???

And if this person TOLD you the alternative..what would you THINK of them??..not much eh??

The whole TURN or BURN makes GOD out to be A BILLION TIMES MORE EVIL THAN SATAN....

TORTURE IS EVIL..yes or NO??

IF you say YES...you have just called god EVIL...IF you say NO...you are a pshycopathic FREAK..and so is GOD..

SO..the ONLY option which FITS Gods TRUE character..is that there IS NO HELL AS WE HAVE HAD IT TAUGHT...there is NO other option.
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Re: FOR ALL YOU RELIGITARDS OUT THERE
no fucking sense you make.yoda
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It's not meant to make sense. Religion makes no sense.


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