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BREAKING: OFFICIAL VIDEO From Skipper to Navy Families in Japan! EVAC ORDERS!

 
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He is smiling because of how he knows people will take the news. Smiling is usually a safe choice to strange news. But also gladsome to get his peeps out of a risingly worrisome scenario.

But he mentioned the desired course, which as an American, I do support:

1: Orderly exit for a 5 day trip. No worries!
2: Continue Operation fix-this (Tomodaci?)
3: Help the South Koreans with their English and be good guests.
4: Have even more friends in the future.
5: Return when safe.

God Bless America (and her allies), as the man said.
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I will translate the video to civilian language for you:

TOTAL EVACUATION = USE OF NUKES

When to blow up the site and straying the particles is less dangerous than other alternatives then that says a lot about how dire the situation really is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301232


That is what I thought when I heard that
'U.S. military hardware is on the ground.'

They're going to put the hammer down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 860229


I heard blow it out towards the sea and work from there, I guess we will see.

Japan is expendable, think about that for a minute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299739


They might be able to trench under it, and then seal it over.
(Not in any 'conventional' sense of those words btw.)
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US President Barack Obama is expected to make a statement on the situation in Japan at 1930 GMT (1530 EDT).
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any language is to complicated for imbeciles like you! stick with burps and farts you simple fuck nukes would make the situation worse and put US at war with japan and probably nth korea and china.wallbaby
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You'll see it. Until then go fuck yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301232


The solution to pollution is NOT dilution.


Blowing this up will make everything far far far far far far worse.

This simply will NOT EVER HAPPEN.

They will encapsulate this plant. It will take a long time. Period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299268


No encapsulation, period. You my friend are dreaming, it will be taken out, and soon. Japan, yes big economy, but look at the big picture and who stands to gain what if the problem ends. The land there will never be usefull again, meaning most of Northern Japan, unless of course you are some kind of Mad Max Freak. It's over for them, and yes it is sad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299739


Yes it is very sad.

Let's review your "nuke the plant theory":

1. Nukes release radiation. Radiation bad.

2. Nuking the plant will release all of the radioactive materials up into the atmosphere. More radiation pollution is very bad.

3. Unless there is a giant vacuum that will catch all of the radioactive particles and send them to an underground vault, these will be spread far and wide around the globe. Personally, I don't want anything to do with breathing or eating toxic radioactive particles--don't think many people will.

4. Blowing it up with a nuke exascerbates the problem far worse.

5. The nuke theory is completely delusional.

This is an internet wet dream--that a nuke will somehow solve a problem.
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Great Video!
Must Watch!


Exciting/scary times we are living in.

[link to video.godlikeproductions.com]



 Quoting: Stickers


The GLPer's on this list are scary... and this isn't even a real video.. its a hoax.. and people who need to joke about events like this and show their face doing it, like that guy in this video are just sick....

Take a look at his clothes and hair cut.. that is not someone from the military!

iamwith
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So... you're saying you are not in the Navy then? If you were you just might recognize the hair cut and the mode of communication.

You know nothing. Go learn.

God, I grow weary of the idiots spouting off about things they know nothing about.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301129

Well said.

People see a movie and think that's what the world is actually like.

An episode of Jag does not mean you're an expert on US Navy grooming standards.
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This is fascinating to watch. When one thinks of the disaster movie version of this kind of announcement it would be filled with certain lighting, ominous music, cuts to the control room or the POTUS watching it from the White House.
What we've got here is a nice looking man in a great flight deck like uniform with great patches and with just a touch of goofiness in his facial expressions, first wishing all Happy St. Patrick's Day and then going on to talk about this UNPRESIDENTED evacuation.
At the end as he listed the order of evacuation, he lists himself as last.
One troubling aspect of this evacuation, they haven't figured out what to do with the military families' pets as obviously they can't take them along to possibly South Korea (one of the places he mentioned as a destination, but only for three or four day....yeah right).
hiding
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I dont' think any of us were supposed to see this video, but we did, and yes it is real.

And no the US Military does not support Obama, he is a Manchurian Candidate "Born in Kenya Freak" with zero history and no birth certificate. Commander in Chief my ass. Where is Schwarzkopf when you need him, he could fix this mess.
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US President Barack Obama is expected to make a statement on the situation in Japan at 1930 GMT (1530 EDT).
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we'll see what he has to say.
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These people should get it in their mind that they might NEVER be returning.


Stay calm...

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You'll see it. Until then go fuck yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301232


The solution to pollution is NOT dilution.


Blowing this up will make everything far far far far far far worse.

This simply will NOT EVER HAPPEN.

They will encapsulate this plant. It will take a long time. Period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299268


No encapsulation, period. You my friend are dreaming, it will be taken out, and soon. Japan, yes big economy, but look at the big picture and who stands to gain what if the problem ends. The land there will never be usefull again, meaning most of Northern Japan, unless of course you are some kind of Mad Max Freak. It's over for them, and yes it is sad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299739


Yes it is very sad.

Let's review your "nuke the plant theory":

1. Nukes release radiation. Radiation bad.

2. Nuking the plant will release all of the radioactive materials up into the atmosphere. More radiation pollution is very bad.

3. Unless there is a giant vacuum that will catch all of the radioactive particles and send them to an underground vault, these will be spread far and wide around the globe. Personally, I don't want anything to do with breathing or eating toxic radioactive particles--don't think many people will.

4. Blowing it up with a nuke exascerbates the problem far worse.

5. The nuke theory is completely delusional.

This is an internet wet dream--that a nuke will somehow solve a problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299268


it will be as realistic as creating a worm hole to suck the facility into another dimension
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You'll see it. Until then go fuck yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301232


The solution to pollution is NOT dilution.


Blowing this up will make everything far far far far far far worse.

This simply will NOT EVER HAPPEN.

They will encapsulate this plant. It will take a long time. Period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299268


No encapsulation, period. You my friend are dreaming, it will be taken out, and soon. Japan, yes big economy, but look at the big picture and who stands to gain what if the problem ends. The land there will never be usefull again, meaning most of Northern Japan, unless of course you are some kind of Mad Max Freak. It's over for them, and yes it is sad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299739


Yes it is very sad.

Let's review your "nuke the plant theory":

1. Nukes release radiation. Radiation bad.

2. Nuking the plant will release all of the radioactive materials up into the atmosphere. More radiation pollution is very bad.

3. Unless there is a giant vacuum that will catch all of the radioactive particles and send them to an underground vault, these will be spread far and wide around the globe. Personally, I don't want anything to do with breathing or eating toxic radioactive particles--don't think many people will.

4. Blowing it up with a nuke exascerbates the problem far worse.

5. The nuke theory is completely delusional.

This is an internet wet dream--that a nuke will somehow solve a problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299268


Wrong, start thinking OK. May not be nuke, but reactors need to be destroyed, end of story. Can't have nuclear crap / vapor rising up out of there for years to come, not, end game now. Again someone stands to gain by ending this now, think outside the box.
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Can we just pack up the reactors at Fukushima and send it all to North Korea?

Kim Jong Il wants a nuclear reactor? We'll give him 6!
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The video link of the commanders message from You Tube has been removed by the user.

The link was also on the USA Today website, and had now been replaced by one with Obama administration officials.

Maybe it was for "eyes only".
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It was uploaded here at GLP so they can run but they can't hide, not from us anyway!
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get that man a teleprompter
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The video link of the commanders message from You Tube has been removed by the user.

The link was also on the USA Today website, and had now been replaced by one with Obama administration officials.

Maybe it was for "eyes only".
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It was uploaded here at GLP so they can run but they can't hide, not from us anyway!
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This video has gone viral...no hiding it. A certain someone with the initials AJ who has a radio talk show everyday has it up on his main website.
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Yes it is very sad.

Let's review your "nuke the plant theory":

1. Nukes release radiation. Radiation bad.

2. Nuking the plant will release all of the radioactive materials up into the atmosphere. More radiation pollution is very bad.

3. Unless there is a giant vacuum that will catch all of the radioactive particles and send them to an underground vault, these will be spread far and wide around the globe. Personally, I don't want anything to do with breathing or eating toxic radioactive particles--don't think many people will.

4. Blowing it up with a nuke exascerbates the problem far worse.

5. The nuke theory is completely delusional.

This is an internet wet dream--that a nuke will somehow solve a problem.


Dmitri Khalezov could probably address this issue better. But, I don't doubt they could implant a device at a precise depth where the N- blast would gasify the regional matter, shock the overburden- allowing it to plunge into a trench, and not allow too much escape of radioactive debris.
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Yes it is very sad.

Let's review your "nuke the plant theory":

1. Nukes release radiation. Radiation bad.

2. Nuking the plant will release all of the radioactive materials up into the atmosphere. More radiation pollution is very bad.

3. Unless there is a giant vacuum that will catch all of the radioactive particles and send them to an underground vault, these will be spread far and wide around the globe. Personally, I don't want anything to do with breathing or eating toxic radioactive particles--don't think many people will.

4. Blowing it up with a nuke exascerbates the problem far worse.

5. The nuke theory is completely delusional.

This is an internet wet dream--that a nuke will somehow solve a problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 860229


Dmitri Khalezov could probably address this issue better. But, I don't doubt they could implant a device at a precise depth where the N- blast would gasify the regional matter, shock the overburden- allowing it to plunge into a trench, and not allow too much escape of radioactive debris.
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The vid from the youtube link posted earlier was removed!

I don't watch TV -- has the president addressed this whatsoever yet? If not, looks like this skipper is our leader right now -- he's the only one addressing the American people.
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I kind of thought that too, way to go skipper! Take it out!

Finally a leader is born, when your done there please come home and clean out all the shit over here OK, big job, bigger than that reactor mess, something tells me you and your men can do it though. Mop up the bankers first, just a tip.
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I'ts ou youtube several times.

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Okay, he kept reiterating women and children first. Does that mean that if there is a woman in the military, and her husband and children are with her as dependents that he stays with the male military personnel and she goes with the kids?
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2: Continue Operation fix-this (Tomodaci?)

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Tomodachi is the Japanese word for Friend.

Probably another one of their half-baked PR campaigns, like calling an evacuation Operation Cheerfulness or a visit to a relative you hope will give you money Operation World's Best Uncle.
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Okay, he kept reiterating women and children first. Does that mean that if there is a woman in the military, and her husband and children are with her as dependents that he stays with the male military personnel and she goes with the kids?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1199093


wtf

I must leave GLP for a while, my head is smoking.

God damn stupid people!
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Wrong, start thinking OK.



May not be nuke, but reactors need to be destroyed, end of story. Can't have nuclear crap / vapor rising up out of there for years to come, not, end game now. Again someone stands to gain by ending this now, think outside the box.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299739


Please follow your own Prescription, Dr. Paranoia.

I'm as Conspiratorial as the rest of GLP, but if you think dropping a nuclear bomb on a reactor(s) in meltdown I hope you're never left in charge of any children or house pets.
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"why not bring directly to the U.S."

logistics. Improbable, this appears to be planned just enough to get them outta japan.

"why the smile"

his job is to command, and lead. If he were to give off the impression that he was a poster HERE, things wouldnt go off orderly like they NEED to be to be most effective. the smile is forced, and I dont think anyone is fooled by it.
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LOL! Hawaii IS in the U.S.A.
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an evacuation Operation Cheerfulness

or

visit to a relative you hope will give you money Operation World's Best Uncle
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These are tactically legitimate strategies. ;)
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From a military friend's wife I know outside of Tokyo

As of today, the President of the US has authorized a military assisted VOLUNTARY departure of dependents from Japan.

In the next 24 hours, there will be Air Force cargo passenger planes landing here on Atsugi, first taking women & children (possibly to Korea) for 1-2 days then another transfer to a new destination which is not yet known. Pacific Air Force planes will fly into Narita, Yokota & Atsugi - trying to do 10,000 people per day through the 3 sites. The next step would be bringing civilian airliners into these spaces (United, American, etc.) to move out more people.

We've been advised to go ahead and pack a suitcase for 3-5 days, get our passports, any thing that we'll need like diapers, baby food, etc. & plan to be gone for a few days.

This is NOT an emergency, it's a precautionary measure only. They hope to start the evacuations in the next 24 hours.
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Be nice to find the source of the video without GLP always jacking youtube vids!
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The solution to pollution is NOT dilution.


Blowing this up will make everything far far far far far far worse.

This simply will NOT EVER HAPPEN.

They will encapsulate this plant. It will take a long time. Period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299268


No encapsulation, period. You my friend are dreaming, it will be taken out, and soon. Japan, yes big economy, but look at the big picture and who stands to gain what if the problem ends. The land there will never be usefull again, meaning most of Northern Japan, unless of course you are some kind of Mad Max Freak. It's over for them, and yes it is sad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299739


Yes it is very sad.

Let's review your "nuke the plant theory":

1. Nukes release radiation. Radiation bad.

2. Nuking the plant will release all of the radioactive materials up into the atmosphere. More radiation pollution is very bad.

3. Unless there is a giant vacuum that will catch all of the radioactive particles and send them to an underground vault, these will be spread far and wide around the globe. Personally, I don't want anything to do with breathing or eating toxic radioactive particles--don't think many people will.

4. Blowing it up with a nuke exascerbates the problem far worse.

5. The nuke theory is completely delusional.

This is an internet wet dream--that a nuke will somehow solve a problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299268


it will be as realistic as creating a worm hole to suck the facility into another dimension
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Maybe we could encase the whole complex in amber?
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You should all thank thé president
He just might have just saved the lives
of those families
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You should suck my fukmaker.
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Try getting Bush to oblige you.
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get that man a teleprompter
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A nation so brainwashed and programmed by TV that when a guy essentially gives a message that can only indicate Apocalyptic doom for an entire nation, possibly the world...

...his only reaction is to critique the production values of the video.

Jesus Christ, maybe this culture doesn't deserve to survive.
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[link to www.whitehouse.gov]

Obama about to start
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This video has gone viral...no hiding it.
 Quoting: JessinPensacola


It was never meant to be hidden.

It's like saying, "This weeks DOW Jones Industrial numbers have gone viral!"

"Holy shit, this week's edition of Consumer's Digest has gone viral, everyone! AJ blew the lid right OFF of that public service announcement!"

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