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HOW TO FUCK SOMEONE UP PSYCHOLOGICALLY WHEN THEY ARE YELLING AT YOU.

 
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HOW TO FUCK SOMEONE UP PSYCHOLOGICALLY WHEN THEY ARE YELLING AT YOU.
Look at them in the face with a David Blaine sort of look and point and say "you have a hanger."
This is from my secret book of defense tricks. Even if you are tied up the menace will start playing with his nose.
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lol
I will try that, any more physcop(sp) tricks?
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clappa
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Just smile and wave, boys.
Just smile and wave.
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03/18/2011 12:10 PM
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Lol, I used to do that when guys I didn't like hit on me. Of course that was when I was young and hot, about 30 years ago.
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lol
I will try that, any more physcop(sp) tricks?
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Yes I have many. I spent a lifetime devising these methods. I will reveal them here from time to time. Try the one I just mentioned. Usually the perpetrator will immediately stop yelling at you and run to the restroom to check.
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What's a hanger ??? A snot ???
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I always use

Man, you ned a breath mint
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03/18/2011 12:12 PM
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Wait them to stop and deadpan:

"Ugh, are you still talking ?"

Almost dropped when I overheard that at a meeting.
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03/18/2011 12:13 PM
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how do you smile and wave whilst being waterboarded to tell them the "truth".....


end of story.
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03/18/2011 12:15 PM
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What's a hanger ??? A snot ???
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some would not know what you are talking about op. booger is universal.
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03/18/2011 12:16 PM
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New York Jews are always yelling and Complaining. This should work.
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You could tell them they have a hanger and that you don't want to humiliate them when you post their rant on YouTube later. So, out of deep compassion, you are telling them about the booger.

Namaste'
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03/18/2011 12:20 PM
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Carry a box of Mydol (sp?) and let them finish before you hand 'em one.

If you think it may lose you your job, just bear through it and leave it on their desk or mail.

This also works with breath mints in place of the Mydol.

Probably best to do it anonymously for the greater good as your co-workers would appreciate it.
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What's a hanger ??? A snot ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302627


some would not know what you are talking about op. booger is universal.
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Got ya .
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03/18/2011 12:26 PM
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Holds finger up for them to pause.

Motions them as to whisper in their ear:

"How would you like to be picking up your teeth with broken fingers ?"

hope you have the sack to back it up, but the other person may think twice.
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When I get in a heated argument and its going south, I just whisper to the guy in the calmest voice possible "hit me in the face so I can defend myself".

They will stop the argument and walk away every time.
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03/18/2011 12:32 PM
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What's a hanger ??? A snot ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302627


some would not know what you are talking about op. booger is universal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 868423


what's a booger?
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When I get in a heated argument and its going south, I just whisper to the guy in the calmest voice possible "hit me in the face so I can defend myself".

They will stop the argument and walk away every time.
 Quoting: Proskiracer

Good one! Scary for me though because I don't want to get hit in the face because I have a lot of money in dental work.
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When I get in a heated argument and its going south, I just whisper to the guy in the calmest voice possible "hit me in the face so I can defend myself".

They will stop the argument and walk away every time.
 Quoting: Proskiracer


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Man,,

You BETTER have a sack if you use this one.

Unless you have a totally psycho look and tone in your voice

You WILL get us ass handed to ya.



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Stick a finger in them (any place will do) and run. You have a good 3 second head start before the shock wears off. Either way, you are doing some serious mental damage.
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Stick a finger in them (any place will do) and run. You have a good 3 second head start before the shock wears off. Either way, you are doing some serious mental damage.
 Quoting: PinkLilPanties


chuckle That's beyond bizarre...but would probably work...
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Re: HOW TO FUCK SOMEONE UP PSYCHOLOGICALLY WHEN THEY ARE YELLING AT YOU.
When I get in a heated argument and its going south, I just whisper to the guy in the calmest voice possible "hit me in the face so I can defend myself".

They will stop the argument and walk away every time.
 Quoting: Proskiracer


or just stab them in the ass....works every timeyoda
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just say to them, 'you are so sexy when you're angry!'

'what are you doing tonight Big Boy?'
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Re: HOW TO FUCK SOMEONE UP PSYCHOLOGICALLY WHEN THEY ARE YELLING AT YOU.
Look at them in the face with a David Blaine sort of look and point and say "you have a hanger."
This is from my secret book of defense tricks. Even if you are tied up the menace will start playing with his nose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294624


If u tell him he has a "hangar" he's gonna think your looking at his...crotch! He may Kill you! or f''k you in the ass b4 he kills you!!! I wouldn't try it ;)
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I say...

"are you done?" very calmly and then walk away. Works.
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Stick a finger in them (any place will do) and run. You have a good 3 second head start before the shock wears off. Either way, you are doing some serious mental damage.
 Quoting: PinkLilPanties


Hey lady, this made me laugh so hard. I needed that. So did those boys ever go to your Texas house party? It may have to still be on if this weekend presents the big one in Cali. We'll see!
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Flash spastic Walmart ads in their face until they start to SEIZURE!
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thank you for talking to me
you are done now
move along
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When I get in a heated argument and its going south, I just whisper to the guy in the calmest voice possible "hit me in the face so I can defend myself".

They will stop the argument and walk away every time.
 Quoting: Proskiracer


=====================================

Man,,

You BETTER have a sack if you use this one.

Unless you have a totally psycho look and tone in your voice

You WILL get us ass handed to ya.



peace
 Quoting: Hitndahedfred


2x state champion wrestler helps i guess, I once ran a Jet Ski rental shop in Laughlin, NV and we had Ray Lewis from the Baltimore Ravens come in with his crew. He jumped into a Sea-Doo boat out of the water on a trailer and started it up and revved the engine to about 9,000rpm and blew it up in 15 seconds. Me being the manager had to inform him that he owed us about 12,000$ for the damages, this made him upset. (BTW this guy is the dumbest n---er on the planet, I use that word with caution, but he was)

We had him and his crew in the office, and I radioed my beach crew to grab some sort of weapons and hide in the back room and make sure I didn't get the shit kicked out of me. So me at 19yrs old, I was surrounded by some of the biggest motherfuckers you have ever seen screaming at me refusing to pay for the damages. I looked right at Ray Lewis and said "hit me in the face so I can defend myself" he looked shocked to say the least, and then called me a fucking idiot threw his Credit Card at one of his crew and told him to pay for the damages and left the office.

I shit my pants, I have never been so scared, even though when I went into the back room and saw my beach crew (7 guys) and they were holding wrenches, drive shafts, you name it I felt very lucky to still have my beautiful face. Haha.

Once you tell Ray Lewis to punch you, nothing else seems that scary.
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Nonverbal Innuendo (raising eyebrows, etc.) I sense (I see from your facial expression) that there may be something you wanted to say to me. It’s okay to speak directly to me.

Verbal Affront (snide remarks, lack of openness)
The individuals I learn the most from are clearer in their directions and feedback. Is there some way we can structure this type of situation?


Undermining Activities (unavailable, turning away)
When something happens that is “different” or “contrary“ to what I understood, it leaves me with questions. Help me to understand how this situation may have happened.

Withholding Information (practice or patient)
It is my understanding that there was (is) more information available regarding the situation, and I believe if I had known that (more), it would (will) affect how I learn.

Sabotage (deliberately setting up negative situation) There is more to this situation than meets the eye. Could you and I meet in private and explore what happened.
Infighting (bickering with peers)

Always avoid unprofessional discussions in nonprivate places. This is not the time or the place. Please stop (physically walk away or move to a neutral spot).


Scapegoating (attributing all that goes wrong to one individual) I don’t think that’s the right connection.


Backstabbing (complaining to others about someone instead of talking to him/her) I don’t feel right talking about him/her/the situation when I wasn’t there or don’t know the facts. Have you spoken to him/her?

Failure to respect privacy It bothers me to talk about this without his/her permission. I only overheard that. It shouldn’t be repeated
Broken Confidences

Wasn’t that said in confidence? That sounds like information that should remain confidential. He/she asked me to keep that confidential

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