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should i get an import wife?

 
SkyZ
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03/19/2011 02:48 AM
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should i get an import wife?
so anyway im not gonna go into full details but im thinking of bringing this girl into the country i have lined up blah blah blah.

it seems like the smart choice i mean, shes pretty very intelligent, speaks 3 languages, does whatever i ask get sex anytime its like having your own personal sex slave with benefits she even wants to work for me lol. don't get me wrong i still respect her opinion and all this is not about having a slave. its more about me being the male and having final say in decisions etc. not someone who bitches and never happy.

im by no means shitting on western woman who are pretty but i mean how many western woman will do all this for you? very hard to find. the immigrants around here are all worthless too westernized i guess.

its a lot more complicated than this and theres still lots more i could say but ima keep it short for now as the trolls will probly love this. but here goes im posting it.

so what yall think?
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03/19/2011 02:49 AM
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03/19/2011 02:49 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
Meet a woman you do not have to BUY!
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03/19/2011 02:51 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
After you import her,


You'll want to export her.
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Re: should i get an import wife?
After you import her,


You'll want to export her.
 Quoting: Seamus


lmao
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03/19/2011 02:52 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
thats what u think of her now till u marry her. then bam. mask comes off.
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Re: should i get an import wife?
Meet a woman you do not have to BUY!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302156


isn't that sorta the point?
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03/19/2011 02:53 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
wait is she a robot?
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03/19/2011 02:54 AM
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Thats kinda sad

Friday night your on glp ohhh that makes perfect sense
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03/19/2011 02:58 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
Thats kinda sad

Friday night your on glp ohhh that makes perfect sense
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bwahahahaa. i know i thought about all the possiblities she seems legit. i mean you guys don't know the situation so its easy to sit back and judge.

which in a lot of cases you guys would be right. but yea w/e
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03/19/2011 02:59 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
Please do not.

You should find someone you can love, and who loves you back.

Please do not consider someone beneath you, and that your opinion or state-of-being is of more importance.

Please, please, please.
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Re: should i get an import wife?
nothings gonna happen right this moment anyway. just reviewing my options ye know?
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03/19/2011 02:59 AM
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honestly you seem like a creep and asking for advice on GPL i feel sorry for her
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honestly you seem like a creep and asking for advice on GPL i feel sorry for her
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lmao
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03/19/2011 03:02 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
I would get a REALDOLL before a real wife. Google it! They always retain their looks.
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Re: should i get an import wife?
op if thats a pic of you under your name your way to fucking yound to be importing a wife. or getting married to begin with. also importing a wife is possibly the saddest most desperate thing i have ever heard of. if you really do it you will forever be known and looked at in public as "that guy" believe me even i see business men with there obvious imported wives and just stare at them as "that guy" then i look around and obviously see everyone else staring at them thinking the same thing.
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03/19/2011 03:04 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
Shes like that until she gets her papers lol.

My friends friend has a gf like that does mad crazy shit! Works 2 jobs walks to te supermarket buys groceries pays for them cooks cleans every insane thing you can think of complete slave lol.

But again until she gets her papers then its fuxors you I'm out lol.

I mean don't get me wrong you can def. Find a nice girl with traditional values who you can import, but 90% of them come here for the papers lol
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You get what you pay for and No Refunds
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op if thats a pic of you under your name your way to fucking yound to be importing a wife. or getting married to begin with. also importing a wife is possibly the saddest most desperate thing i have ever heard of. if you really do it you will forever be known and looked at in public as "that guy" believe me even i see business men with there obvious imported wives and just stare at them as "that guy" then i look around and obviously see everyone else staring at them thinking the same thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1291972


you should care less about what people think. im sure those old guys are getting nice young pussy & looking at you thinking 'theres that guy who gets no action cuz he is scared of what people think' LOL
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Re: should i get an import wife?
op if thats a pic of you under your name your way to fucking yound to be importing a wife. or getting married to begin with. also importing a wife is possibly the saddest most desperate thing i have ever heard of. if you really do it you will forever be known and looked at in public as "that guy" believe me even i see business men with there obvious imported wives and just stare at them as "that guy" then i look around and obviously see everyone else staring at them thinking the same thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1291972


yeah maybe i exaggerate a bit. but i know the feeling. i was extremely high on shrooms the whole time but i was getting all these offers from western chicks when i was on holiday with her. like they was jelous

rofl
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Re: should i get an import wife?
Just no Russian women they are gold diggers and mean for the most part
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03/19/2011 03:06 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
Have her bring a wheel of cheese from her country to prove that she is worth it. If her particular nation is not known for dairy products, have her bring some sort of tender meat marinated in a sauce of some sort. MMMMMM SAUCY SAUCY SAUCE!!!!


OOOOOH BOY!!! SAUCY SAUCY SAUCE SAUCE!!!! fart fart poop fart sauce

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03/19/2011 03:11 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
Maybe you should grow a sack and get a woman in real life first
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Re: should i get an import wife?
How well do you know her? When did you spend time with her, even to know those things you said?

Don't assume she will change once she gets her papers. If you love her, do what you feel you want to do. But it seems to me that you have to know her first. At least I would ...

Although the Indians in the USA, once they succeed a bit here, often have their parents line up some marriage partners, then go back home, interview and select. So maybe in some cultures knowing them well isn't really expected.
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Re: should i get an import wife?
Maybe you should grow a sack and get a woman in real life first
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yea did that many times, ungreatfull bitches. anyway looks like the trolls are out in full force this weekend, ima go have some drinks with the bros and play some spaces or some shit. probly be back later. have fun
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03/19/2011 03:15 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
we need a link with pics !!
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03/19/2011 03:34 AM

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Re: should i get an import wife?
My uncle did it.

Now she dose nothing as far as house work and expects him to take care of her 2 young children.

She now has her US citizenship and can divorce him any time and take him for half of what he is worth.

She has been threatening to go back to her own country.
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03/19/2011 03:37 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
My uncle did it.

Now she dose nothing as far as house work and expects him to take care of her 2 young children.

She now has her US citizenship and can divorce him any time and take him for half of what he is worth.

She has been threatening to go back to her own country.
 Quoting: grrttsgar


Well, he probably treats her like he paid for her.
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03/19/2011 03:40 AM
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Checked out those Realdolls, those are creepy as hell lmao.
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03/19/2011 03:49 AM
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Re: should i get an import wife?
I import a wife 10 years younger than me, most American women are shit. She have never been married. I got a good one from Mauritius 7 years ago this Sunday. Have a six & two year old child from her.

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Re: should i get an import wife?
op if thats a pic of you under your name your way to fucking yound to be importing a wife. or getting married to begin with. also importing a wife is possibly the saddest most desperate thing i have ever heard of. if you really do it you will forever be known and looked at in public as "that guy" believe me even i see business men with there obvious imported wives and just stare at them as "that guy" then i look around and obviously see everyone else staring at them thinking the same thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1291972


But it's people like you who think it's their right to judge from afar. without knowing jack about the couple, who ought to be sent to reeducation camp. That's the sad thing in all this.

Who gives a fat fuck who is with who? Only sad sacks like you subconsciously tut-tut people from afar in a not-so-subtle cry to make yourself feel superior.

I say do what you want, and to fuck with sad cunts like you.

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