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Earthquake Clouds Portland OR

 
Baker18 (OP)

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03/20/2011 03:41 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
COASTAL DOOM!!!!... 9.0+ EQ hits, freshly irradiated 35' tsunami waves repeatedly come ripping through your hometown reducing it to mere driftwood in a matter of minutes.

At best, you find yourself stranded on high ground with family and friends, with no place to seek refuge, and a rain system churning buckets of hot liquid fallout comes rolling in pissing the most oxic substances on earth from over the pacific.



ALL. AT. ONCE.

a perfect storm...

. and then the goonies show up or something... with a pirate ship and a mutated nephalim with a heart of gold, and steer you to safety at a school where arnold schwarzenegger is an under cover cop that teaches kindergarten... and you sleep there for a while or whatever... and then you just eventually die anyway from being soaked in nuclear rainwater...

really glad I never picked up surfing, or coastal activities at all for that matter..

anyone wanna hit the beach?


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


You can either drown (coast), get smashed to death (metro), or burn to death (central, and eastern). Oregon, where you get to choose your doom.
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03/20/2011 03:44 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
COASTAL DOOM!!!!... 9.0+ EQ hits, freshly irradiated 35' tsunami waves repeatedly come ripping through your hometown reducing it to mere driftwood in a matter of minutes.

At best, you find yourself stranded on high ground with family and friends, with no place to seek refuge, and a rain system churning buckets of hot liquid fallout comes rolling in pissing the most oxic substances on earth from over the pacific.



ALL. AT. ONCE.

a perfect storm...

. and then the goonies show up or something... with a pirate ship and a mutated nephalim with a heart of gold, and steer you to safety at a school where arnold schwarzenegger is an under cover cop that teaches kindergarten... and you sleep there for a while or whatever... and then you just eventually die anyway from being soaked in nuclear rainwater...

really glad I never picked up surfing, or coastal activities at all for that matter..

anyone wanna hit the beach?


hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


You can either drown (coast), get smashed to death (metro), or burn to death (central, and eastern). Oregon, where you get to choose your doom.
 Quoting: Baker18


you should start a thread with that title.
Baker18 (OP)

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03/20/2011 03:45 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
COASTAL DOOM!!!!... 9.0+ EQ hits, freshly irradiated 35' tsunami waves repeatedly come ripping through your hometown reducing it to mere driftwood in a matter of minutes.

At best, you find yourself stranded on high ground with family and friends, with no place to seek refuge, and a rain system churning buckets of hot liquid fallout comes rolling in pissing the most oxic substances on earth from over the pacific.



ALL. AT. ONCE.

a perfect storm...

. and then the goonies show up or something... with a pirate ship and a mutated nephalim with a heart of gold, and steer you to safety at a school where arnold schwarzenegger is an under cover cop that teaches kindergarten... and you sleep there for a while or whatever... and then you just eventually die anyway from being soaked in nuclear rainwater...

really glad I never picked up surfing, or coastal activities at all for that matter..

anyone wanna hit the beach?


hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


You can either drown (coast), get smashed to death (metro), or burn to death (central, and eastern). Oregon, where you get to choose your doom.
 Quoting: Baker18


you should start a thread with that title.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


Not a bad idea!!!!!! Maybe even a bumper sticker. HAHAHAHA
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03/20/2011 03:56 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
COASTAL DOOM!!!!... 9.0+ EQ hits, freshly irradiated 35' tsunami waves repeatedly come ripping through your hometown reducing it to mere driftwood in a matter of minutes.

At best, you find yourself stranded on high ground with family and friends, with no place to seek refuge, and a rain system churning buckets of hot liquid fallout comes rolling in pissing the most oxic substances on earth from over the pacific.



ALL. AT. ONCE.

a perfect storm...

. and then the goonies show up or something... with a pirate ship and a mutated nephalim with a heart of gold, and steer you to safety at a school where arnold schwarzenegger is an under cover cop that teaches kindergarten... and you sleep there for a while or whatever... and then you just eventually die anyway from being soaked in nuclear rainwater...

really glad I never picked up surfing, or coastal activities at all for that matter..

anyone wanna hit the beach?


hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


You can either drown (coast), get smashed to death (metro), or burn to death (central, and eastern). Oregon, where you get to choose your doom.
 Quoting: Baker18


you should start a thread with that title.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


Not a bad idea!!!!!! Maybe even a bumper sticker. HAHAHAHA
 Quoting: Baker18


hell yes! do it.
I'd cop one for sure
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03/20/2011 03:58 AM
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You can either drown (coast), get smashed to death (metro), or burn to death (central, and eastern). Oregon, where you get to choose your doom.
 Quoting: Baker18


you should start a thread with that title.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


Not a bad idea!!!!!! Maybe even a bumper sticker. HAHAHAHA
 Quoting: Baker18


hell yes! do it.
I'd cop one for sure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


You would most def know GLP oregon users...

"Oregon, where you choose your doom"
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03/20/2011 04:10 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
We need a "Chunk" "Truffle Shuffle" Animated GIF!
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03/20/2011 04:14 AM
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We need a "Chunk" "Truffle Shuffle" Animated GIF!
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norespect
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03/20/2011 04:20 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
This is stupid, where did you get the "EQ clouds" idea? clouds can have extrange formations like this [link to apod.nasa.gov] and doesn´t mean the end of the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1304231


They are called just that, EQ clouds. I had never heard of that either, then I googled "earthquke clouds" and clicked auf images.
Sure enough,there they were!
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03/20/2011 04:21 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
They are not a joke. Hopefully it is nothing. I don't really want the west coast to be a 3rd world country anytime soon.
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03/20/2011 04:27 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
I live in portland and i went to the blazers game tonight... and haha, when i got out. i said "looks like haarp clouds" :)
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03/20/2011 04:29 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
Was anyone outside in the last 30 mins. I saw a perfect example of earthquake clouds. Can anyone verify?
 Quoting: Baker18


No such thing, cloud formation and the shifting of geographic plates are NOT related. People, esp LA, would refer to "Earthquake Weather" right after a EQ. I can't remember if it was national weather or local, but they went back over 20-30 yrs at 3.0 and above and found NO constant among the EQ. Rain, shine, wind, wind direction, temp...no correlation. I lived in LA for a few years and I know that the "still" air they get is weird. Feels odd and sound carries different than normal. But NO cloud EQ's.
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03/20/2011 04:34 AM
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you should start a thread with that title.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


Not a bad idea!!!!!! Maybe even a bumper sticker. HAHAHAHA
 Quoting: Baker18


hell yes! do it.
I'd cop one for sure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303790


You would most def know GLP oregon users...

"Oregon, where you choose your doom"
 Quoting: Baker18



GLP bumper stickers:
Reminding you of your inevitable ill-fated doom,
one really long traffic light at a time.
Baker18 (OP)

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03/20/2011 04:39 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
I live in portland and i went to the blazers game tonight... and haha, when i got out. i said "looks like haarp clouds" :)
 Quoting: Oddfuture


Good win by the Blazers tonight - G Wallace is a beast. BEAT LA into earthquakemission
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03/20/2011 04:47 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
I live in portland and i went to the blazers game tonight... and haha, when i got out. i said "looks like haarp clouds" :)
 Quoting: Oddfuture


Good win by the Blazers tonight - G Wallace is a beast. BEAT LA into earthquakemission
 Quoting: Baker18


Tomorrows loser gets the big earthquake. Heard it here first!!!!
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03/20/2011 04:50 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
I live in portland and i went to the blazers game tonight... and haha, when i got out. i said "looks like haarp clouds" :)
 Quoting: Oddfuture


Good win by the Blazers tonight - G Wallace is a beast. BEAT LA into earthquakemission
 Quoting: Baker18


Tomorrows loser gets the big earthquake. Heard it here first!!!!
 Quoting: Baker18


G wallace B roy and L Train are the cause of all earthquakes. There plays are groundbreaking >.<
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03/20/2011 04:52 AM
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Re: Earthquake Clouds Portland OR
I live in portland and i went to the blazers game tonight... and haha, when i got out. i said "looks like haarp clouds" :)
 Quoting: Oddfuture


Good win by the Blazers tonight - G Wallace is a beast. BEAT LA into earthquakemission
 Quoting: Baker18


Tomorrows loser gets the big earthquake. Heard it here first!!!!
 Quoting: Baker18


G wallace B roy and L Train are the cause of all earthquakes. There plays are groundbreaking >.<
 Quoting: Oddfuture


Add a healthy G.O and you have a pole shift lol

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