COASTAL DOOM!!!!... 9.0+ EQ hits, freshly irradiated 35' tsunami waves repeatedly come ripping through your hometown reducing it to mere driftwood in a matter of minutes.

At best, you find yourself stranded on high ground with family and friends, with no place to seek refuge, and a rain system churning buckets of hot liquid fallout comes rolling in pissing the most oxic substances on earth from over the pacific.



ALL. AT. ONCE.

a perfect storm...

. and then the goonies show up or something... with a pirate ship and a mutated nephalim with a heart of gold, and steer you to safety at a school where arnold schwarzenegger is an under cover cop that teaches kindergarten... and you sleep there for a while or whatever... and then you just eventually die anyway from being soaked in nuclear rainwater...

really glad I never picked up surfing, or coastal activities at all for that matter..

anyone wanna hit the beach?