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i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato

 
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i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
They describe themselves as little red beings...they have 4 sexes instead of two...and they are roughly 3 and half feet (that is if I correctly converted from their measuring system...they could be up to 3.5 miles tall). In fact all of this could be false since I have had to intrepret the radio signals I am recieving from my ET Satelite.

But if this is correct then they plan to annahilate earth in 2013.
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03/21/2011 06:37 PM
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
from the plant potato you say?
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
...and they are roughly 3 and half feet...
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
you say matato i say potato :)
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
You say Motato, I say potato.
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
Please beleive me...the Motations are NOT friendly even though they may first appear to be.

You recognize them when they come because they are red. And alien.
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
from the plant potato you say?
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ummmm hmmmm!

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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
from the plant potato you say?
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Mutato.
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
Tomatos are fuckin nasty...I sometimes wish people still thought they was poisenous
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
They describe themselves as little red beings...they have 4 sexes instead of two...and they are roughly 3 and half feet (that is if I correctly converted from their measuring system...they could be up to 3.5 miles tall). In fact all of this could be false since I have had to intrepret the radio signals I am recieving from my ET Satelite.

But if this is correct then they plan to annahilate earth in 2013.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136725

bonghit
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
I once got a quotation from a motation.

$3 Trillion for a 2012 model Mach 33 UFO

When i heard the quotation i did a quick 180 degree rotation and got away from that motation

Siriusly
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03/21/2011 06:43 PM
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
"I am Mr. Potato Head. Take me to your leader." alienship
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
aRE THEY MEAT EATERS?
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
aRE THEY MEAT EATERS?
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Yes! They love read meat...it's what gives them their color...they have NOTHING to do with tomatoes contrary to popular opinion. I think they plan to eat us before destroying the earth!

I know there are a few others out there who have heard from them...PLEASE POST HERE!
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
aRE THEY MEAT EATERS?
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Yes! They love read meat...it's what gives them their color...they have NOTHING to do with tomatoes contrary to popular opinion. I think they plan to eat us before destroying the earth!

I know there are a few others out there who have heard from them...PLEASE POST HERE!
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They are reptilians in tomato costumes
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
WRITE YOUR SENATORS AND CONGRESSMAN AND DEMAND THE TRUTH!!! THE MOTATIONS MUST BE STOPPED!
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
Don't get involved with those Motato folks, they're assholes.
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
aRE THEY MEAT EATERS?
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Yes! They love read meat...it's what gives them their color...they have NOTHING to do with tomatoes contrary to popular opinion. I think they plan to eat us before destroying the earth!

I know there are a few others out there who have heard from them...PLEASE POST HERE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136725


i HAVE A LOT OF MEAT TO SHARE WITH MY ALIEN FRIENDS.

pump2pump2pump2pump2


dO THEY LIKE BEEF?

I LIKE BEEF STICKS.
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03/21/2011 07:03 PM
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
THAT'S MY FAVORITE SAMMICH. BACON, LETTUCE & MOTATO.
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03/21/2011 07:08 PM
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
This is nothing. I am friend to aliens from planets Marrot, Mucumber and Madish. Oh boy, the girls from Madish are hot.
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03/21/2011 07:15 PM
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
This is nothing. I am friend to aliens from planets Marrot, Mucumber and Madish. Oh boy, the girls from Madish are hot.
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DO THEY LIKE MEAT?
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03/21/2011 07:16 PM
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
Did they brought their Motato plants inside!??

tomato

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03/21/2011 07:18 PM
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
4 sexes huh? 4 times the fun!!!!banana2banana2banana2banana2
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03/21/2011 07:32 PM
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
This is nothing. I am friend to aliens from planets Marrot, Mucumber and Madish. Oh boy, the girls from Madish are hot.
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DO THEY LIKE MEAT?
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Yep. But they plant their meat like we plant our veggies.
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
aRE THEY MEAT EATERS?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1297725


Yes! They love read meat...it's what gives them their color...they have NOTHING to do with tomatoes contrary to popular opinion. I think they plan to eat us before destroying the earth!

I know there are a few others out there who have heard from them...PLEASE POST HERE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136725


Im just giving you a hard time man. I dont think anything is impossible but just never heard of these beings.
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
I don't know why, but "motato" reminded me of hakuna matata
--Original RP42 SYSTEMS Corp.--
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
that is where they grow tomacco

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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
WRITE YOUR SENATORS AND CONGRESSMAN AND DEMAND THE TRUTH!!! THE MOTATIONS MUST BE STOPPED!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136725


it might save time if you wrote to the funny farm instead and asked them to save you a room with rubber wallpaper...
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
This is nothing. I am friend to aliens from planets Marrot, Mucumber and Madish. Oh boy, the girls from Madish are hot.
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DO THEY LIKE MEAT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1297725


Yep. But they plant their meat like we plant our veggies.
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That just sounds wrong
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Re: i have been in contact with aliens on a planet called Motato
They describe themselves as little red beings...they have 4 sexes instead of two...and they are roughly 3 and half feet (that is if I correctly converted from their measuring system...they could be up to 3.5 miles tall). In fact all of this could be false since I have had to intrepret the radio signals I am recieving from my ET Satelite.

But if this is correct then they plan to annahilate earth in 2013.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136725


Oh great as if what's happing in Japan and Libya, Solar Storms, Quakes, UFO'S, the 2nd comming of Christ, Planet X etc. We now also have to worry about red colored hungry
people eating aliens from "Mutato" that can be inches to miles in height?? For the sake of argument describe your satalite apparatus & equipment & duration of study with any corroberators and what decifer tools you used to interpet these signals, as well as your age and expertice in the knowledge you have stated. Any poster with average grey matter knows to backup their information with relavent well rounded documentation. Us sheep need to be fed delicious details decantly drooling with devious dogma derived decidedly devoid of decent dribble!

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