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Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!

 
GTFOuttaMyEAR
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Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Just got back from the doctor and he says my ear canal is clean as a whistle.. so im like wtf srsly

Anyone else getting weird sensations in their ears like there is earwax there or something moving in their ear?

Maybe Ive been implanted damned
Anonymous Coward
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03/22/2011 02:41 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Pour vinegar in your ear.
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03/22/2011 02:42 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
I had this problem a few years back. Get a q-tip and dig a bit deeper than usual without puncturing your ear drum. I found I had one of my hairs stuck in there. It felt awful.
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03/22/2011 02:45 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Put a small piece of cake in your ear. If it gets eaten, you DEFINITLY have something crawling around in there and should seek a second opinion.
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03/22/2011 02:46 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
I had this problem a few years back. Get a q-tip and dig a bit deeper than usual without puncturing your ear drum. I found I had one of my hairs stuck in there. It felt awful.
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Dude the doctor said my ear is clean completely clear...
wtf do i do now
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03/22/2011 02:47 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Pour vinegar in your ear.
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ok
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03/22/2011 02:48 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Just got back from the doctor and he says my ear canal is clean as a whistle.. so im like wtf srsly

Anyone else getting weird sensations in their ears like there is earwax there or something moving in their ear?

Maybe Ive been implanted damned
 Quoting: GTFOuttaMyEAR 1306553


Fuck Ya, I can't get it out, seems like there is a layer of Wax paper, when I breath in deep, it crunches, My right ear beyond fucked up.
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Pour vinegar in your ear.
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ok
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cool
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03/22/2011 02:48 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
My grandma used to put Urine in my moms ear for an ear infection you should try that I think
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03/22/2011 02:49 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
are you in conatct with ET's? ever seen a UFO?
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Just got back from the doctor and he says my ear canal is clean as a whistle.. so im like wtf srsly

Anyone else getting weird sensations in their ears like there is earwax there or something moving in their ear?

Maybe Ive been implanted damned
 Quoting: GTFOuttaMyEAR 1306553


Fuck Ya, I can't get it out, seems like there is a layer of Wax paper, when I breath in deep, it crunches, My right ear beyond fucked up.
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YOU HAVE ONE TOO?!
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
My grandma used to put Urine in my moms ear for an ear infection you should try that I think
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ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!
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03/22/2011 02:50 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Get a pair of tweezers and see what you can pull out not to deep obviously because you could puncture your ear drum. It is no doubt a hair
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Quick get a knife and atab the shit out of it or better yet get your gun and shoot it5a
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
are you in conatct with ET's? ever seen a UFO?
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Nope Sometimes I see shooting stars though. Have you heard of this before?
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03/22/2011 02:51 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
I had this problem a few years back. Get a q-tip and dig a bit deeper than usual without puncturing your ear drum. I found I had one of my hairs stuck in there. It felt awful.
 Quoting: toe689


Dude the doctor said my ear is clean completely clear...
wtf do i do now
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see another doctor
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03/22/2011 02:54 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Get a pair of tweezers and see what you can pull out not to deep obviously because you could puncture your ear drum. It is no doubt a hair
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
are you in conatct with ET's? ever seen a UFO?
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Nope Sometimes I see shooting stars though. Have you heard of this before?
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No I have not heard of it but I have the same thing right now and I have been "Taken". Not sure if that is related or not.
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Pour vinegar in your ear.
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ok
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Did you pour the vinegar in yet? What happened?
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03/22/2011 02:56 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
are you in conatct with ET's? ever seen a UFO?
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Nope Sometimes I see shooting stars though. Have you heard of this before?
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No I have not heard of it but I have the same thing right now and I have been "Taken". Not sure if that is related or not.
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BS are you fucking with me?
Anonymous Coward
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03/22/2011 02:56 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Since you're seeking advice here, there's obviously nothing between your ears that worth being concerned about.
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03/22/2011 02:57 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Pour vinegar in your ear.
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ok
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Did you pour the vinegar in yet? What happened?
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Nah Ive already tried cerumol drops over 4 different nights and they didnt do anything its still there :(
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
I had this problem a few years back. Get a q-tip and dig a bit deeper than usual without puncturing your ear drum. I found I had one of my hairs stuck in there. It felt awful.
 Quoting: toe689


Dude the doctor said my ear is clean completely clear...
wtf do i do now
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1306553


see another doctor
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1308443



Good advice.

Above all: Do Not Panic.

you need to lean your head to one side while warm liquid (water or oil) is poured in, hold the position and watever is moving around will float to the surface.
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
are you in conatct with ET's? ever seen a UFO?
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Nope Sometimes I see shooting stars though. Have you heard of this before?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1306553


No I have not heard of it but I have the same thing right now and I have been "Taken". Not sure if that is related or not.
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BS are you fucking with me?
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I am not.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
CUT IT OFF DUDE!

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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Its a Yeerk!! Its to late they have already begun to take control.
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03/22/2011 02:58 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Since you're seeking advice here, there's obviously nothing between your ears that worth being concerned about.
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Wow burn lol

Your going totake that op
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Nope Sometimes I see shooting stars though. Have you heard of this before?
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No I have not heard of it but I have the same thing right now and I have been "Taken". Not sure if that is related or not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1306772


BS are you fucking with me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1306553


I am not.
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Help me then dude wth do I do now. Is it a good thing to have this?
Hugo_Chavez

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03/22/2011 03:00 AM
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Just got back from the doctor and he says my ear canal is clean as a whistle.. so im like wtf srsly

Anyone else getting weird sensations in their ears like there is earwax there or something moving in their ear?

Maybe Ive been implanted damned
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earwig eggs... it's bad, very bad....
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
a month ago I had that crawling feeling in both ears for about 2 months. It felt like something in the outer ear canal tickling the small hair in my ears. I was constantly putting my little finger in them and trying to itch them, this went on for several months, I had never had that before. I tried everything nothing help this was both ears. Then a moth ago I just noticed I wasnt itching my ears. dont know what it was but it was driving me cracy
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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Re: Theres something crawling around in my ear! Please help me!
Help me then dude wth do I do now.
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POUR VINEGAR IN YOUR EAR.

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