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Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?

 
Nosaj
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Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
Serious question. My toaster is broken and I have 2 packs of cherry pop tarts left. (4 total) Probably just have 1 for now. I would prefer not to turn on the oven and the broil option dosent work.

Can I eat these raw out of the pack? Is it un-cooked dough?

Possible to microwave? I guess out of the wrapper...
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
NO THEY WILL POISON YOU!!!!!!!
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
They're not raw, they are coked.

If they were raw they'd be DOUGH. Like a frozen pie crust.

Don't even tell me you think turkeys come "prestuffed".
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
No you will contract salmonella
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
I eat them cold all the time
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
I never cook mine, do they feel like raw dough? No! I think they are precooked. Go ahead!
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
Fuck yes you can!

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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
Fuck yes you can!

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This...is gonna be awesome.

Thanks!
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
This...is gonna be awesome.

Thanks!
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You think a raw poptart is going to be awesome? WOW!!! EASILY PLEASED!!!!!!!!11
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
This...is gonna be awesome.

Thanks!
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You think a raw poptart is going to be awesome? WOW!!! EASILY PLEASED!!!!!!!!11
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What part of " bonghit " didn't you understand?
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
I eat them cold all the time
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How do we know you are not dead?
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
You've never been in the armed forces, jail, prison, institutionalized, rehab, I take it?
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pussified america flag waver
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You've never been in the armed forces, jail, prison, institutionalized, rehab, I take it?
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
lol, of course you can. The filling won't be all gooey and melted though.
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
Fuck yes you can!

bonghit
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This...is gonna be awesome.

Thanks!
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aww that kinda made me happy XD Wish a cold pop tart was that nifty to me
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
I eat them cold all the time
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How do we know you are not dead?
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True dat
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I'm eating 'raw' spam on crackers, and 'raw' sardines in mustard right this moment.
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
OMG, I hope you have not eaten them yet. DO NOT eat raw poptarts !!!!!!!!!!! If your toaster is broken, at least boil them first !
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
Serious question. My toaster is broken and I have 2 packs of cherry pop tarts left. (4 total) Probably just have 1 for now. I would prefer not to turn on the oven and the broil option dosent work.

Can I eat these raw out of the pack? Is it un-cooked dough?

Possible to microwave? I guess out of the wrapper...
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I used to do that all the time as a teen.

BLUEBERRY!!!!

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Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
OMG, I hope you have not eaten them yet. DO NOT eat raw poptarts !!!!!!!!!!! If your toaster is broken, at least boil them first !
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My stomach actually feels kinda messed up now.


Will you get salmonella???
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
Boiling them works.... You can also deep fry them but don't eat them Raw they are poisonous when eaten raw
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
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no really, this thread is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!!

MODS!!!! A PIN!!!!!
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
OMG, I hope you have not eaten them yet. DO NOT eat raw poptarts !!!!!!!!!!! If your toaster is broken, at least boil them first !
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No, I think they are OK if you put them in the microwave for 1000 minutes.
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
OMG, I hope you have not eaten them yet. DO NOT eat raw poptarts !!!!!!!!!!! If your toaster is broken, at least boil them first !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1125314


My stomach actually feels kinda messed up now.


Will you get salmonella???
 Quoting: Nosaj

no but you COULD get semolina.
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
OMG, I hope you have not eaten them yet. DO NOT eat raw poptarts !!!!!!!!!!! If your toaster is broken, at least boil them first !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1125314


My stomach actually feels kinda messed up now.


Will you get salmonella???
 Quoting: Nosaj


no obviously not!!! YOU ate it, YOU will get salmonella!!!!!
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
OMG, I hope you have not eaten them yet. DO NOT eat raw poptarts !!!!!!!!!!! If your toaster is broken, at least boil them first !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1125314


My stomach actually feels kinda messed up now.


Will you get salmonella???
 Quoting: Nosaj

It depends on the flavor.
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Re: Can you eat Pop Tarts raw?
Fuck yes you can!

bonghit
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This...is gonna be awesome.

Thanks!
 Quoting: Nosaj


aww that kinda made me happy XD Wish a cold pop tart was that nifty to me
 Quoting: AmbyrJayde

yeah...dang! they don't sell 'em here.
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."