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Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS

 
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Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
1. The are soft
2. They are lazy and don't bother you
3. They poop in a box
4. They love you
5. They are cute
6. They can see into your soul
7. They protect you from spirits
8. They look good with a "lion cut" hair cut
9. They are smart
10. They clean themselves
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
1. The are soft - so are dogs
2. They are lazy and don't bother you - so are dogs
3. They poop in a box - boxes full of poop stink, no thanks
4. They love you - so do dogs
5. They are cute - so are dogs
6. They can see into your soul - i would rather they didn't
7. They protect you from spirits - dogs protect you from real things
8. They look good with a "lion cut" hair cut - so do some dogs
9. They are smart - dogs are smarter
10. They clean themselves - so do dogs


sorry to burst your bubble but dogs are better
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
1. cats taste better.

2. cats are easier to skin.

3. cats are great for target practice ( fast runners )..LOL.

4. cats eat less food than dogs.

5. Cat, the other white meat..
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
My cat tried for several years to murder me. She would run in between my legs as I went down stairs, or puke in strategic places that'd cause slippage when I stepped on it to end my life. She would lay on my face as I was sleeping, causing me to wake up gasping for air then proceed to act offended and "clamp down" as if she were scared until I appeased her, then the cycle would continue.

Cats are evil. Get a dog.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
this is why I bought a hampster
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
Cats pee in the kitchen sink.

So do some college guys but still.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
1. The are soft - so are dogs
2. They are lazy and don't bother you - so are dogs
3. They poop in a box - boxes full of poop stink, no thanks
4. They love you - so do dogs
5. They are cute - so are dogs
6. They can see into your soul - i would rather they didn't
7. They protect you from spirits - dogs protect you from real things
8. They look good with a "lion cut" hair cut - so do some dogs
9. They are smart - dogs are smarter
10. They clean themselves - so do dogs


sorry to burst your bubble but dogs are better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1109033



Hmmm...

1. Dogs smell
2. Dogs have to get licensed - thus costing you more
3. Dogs shit like cows
4. Dogs are ass ugly
5. Most dogs are scared of their own shadow - much less protect you
6. Dogs are idiots - they usually eat their own shit or baby shit
7. Dogs can't really curl up in your lap
8. Dogs hump legs or anything they can find
9. Dogs always seem to run away
10. Dogs don't look good in pet clothing outfits
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
"2. They are lazy and don't bother you - so are dogs"

Yeah, that's hilarious. Dogs are the most needy animals on earth. One of the main reasons they SUCK.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
And they don't bark all night like my dog does
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
1. The are soft - so are dogs
2. They are lazy and don't bother you - so are dogs
3. They poop in a box - boxes full of poop stink, no thanks
4. They love you - so do dogs
5. They are cute - so are dogs
6. They can see into your soul - i would rather they didn't
7. They protect you from spirits - dogs protect you from real things
8. They look good with a "lion cut" hair cut - so do some dogs
9. They are smart - dogs are smarter
10. They clean themselves - so do dogs


sorry to burst your bubble but dogs are better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1109033



Hmmm...

1. Dogs smell
2. Dogs have to get licensed - thus costing you more
3. Dogs shit like cows
4. Dogs are ass ugly
5. Most dogs are scared of their own shadow - much less protect you
6. Dogs are idiots - they usually eat their own shit or baby shit
7. Dogs can't really curl up in your lap
8. Dogs hump legs or anything they can find
9. Dogs always seem to run away
10. Dogs don't look good in pet clothing outfits
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018748


Why don't you just go fuck a cat as you are in love with them so much
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
Dogs have Masters,

Cats have Staff.


So tell me, how do you like being an animal's bitch? That's a good human.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
This [link to www.boxerhub.com] chuckle
shlap

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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
Since when you guys rate the nature of animals?

this is dumb
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
 Quoting: x 1127909




Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
well cat do better because they are funnier cruise

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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
So, your house is protected by a cat... mmm... where do you live exactly?


BTW,I have a rottweiler. Let's arrange a flight to clear any doubts will you.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
Since when you guys rate the nature of animals?

this is dumb
 Quoting: shlap


There are times in my life I prefer a dog, and times I prefer a cat.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
3. They poop in a box
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Number 1 reason I'll never have a cat.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
Dogs and their owners are the sucketh! Truth has been said /end thread.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
Number one reason:
Cats are Aliens!!!
Cat were brought to Earth from Nibiru by the Anunnaki. That is why they can do so much cool shit and can see in the dark. Cat's vibrational frequency is in the upper third and lower fourth dimension, they are always one step ahead of the game.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
1. The are soft
2. They are lazy and don't bother you
3. They poop in a box
4. They love you
5. They are cute
6. They can see into your soul
7. They protect you from spirits
8. They look good with a "lion cut" hair cut
9. They are smart
10. They clean themselves
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018748


Pin this shit.

Cat's are awesome I love my two cat's

They are called blackone and whiteone.
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
 Quoting: x 1127909




Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018748


Funny eh tounge
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
Nailer45....."Winning!"
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
There is enough meat on a cat for a great curry for 4. I've had one, the cat was fine, the curry sucked. Next time, I hope I get a better curry with my cat.
Plant or Perish
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
So, your house is protected by a cat... mmm... where do you live exactly?


BTW,I have a rottweiler. Let's arrange a flight to clear any doubts will you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1267697


pffft, this is why a very large cat (that can Kill and EAT a dog) is used ... silly humans...
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
cats bury their poop, dogs sniff and eat their poop

cats ignore their puke, dogs eat their puke

you don't have to walk a cat when its freezing cold, or raining

cats are quiet, dogs are noisy
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
1. cats taste better.

2. cats are easier to skin.

3. cats are great for target practice ( fast runners )..LOL.

4. cats eat less food than dogs.

5. Cat, the other white meat..
 Quoting: Nailer45


damn, you must be pyschic!

rockon
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
well cat do better because they are funnier cruise

CHECK IT OUT


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laugh
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
Hmmm...

1. Dogs smell - cats do to
2. Dogs have to get licensed - license for what? my dog isn't
3. Dogs shit like cows - ignorant statement
4. Dogs are ass ugly - ignorant statement
5. Most dogs are scared of their own shadow - much less protect you - ignorant statement
6. Dogs are idiots - they usually eat their own shit or baby shit - ignorant statement
7. Dogs can't really curl up in your lap - ignorant statement
8. Dogs hump legs or anything they can find - true
9. Dogs always seem to run away - some do, some don't
10. Dogs don't look good in pet clothing outfits - pets should never wear clothes
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
1. cats taste better.

2. cats are easier to skin.

3. cats are great for target practice ( fast runners )..LOL.

4. cats eat less food than dogs.

5. Cat, the other white meat..
 Quoting: Nailer45


This cat lover says you are mean:


'When Plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men,
they create for themselves, in the course of time,
a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.'
Frederic Bastiat, 'The Law'
1850

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"The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."
JohnSwinton, 1830-1901, Former chief-of-staff New York Times
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"The bold effort the present bank has made to control the Government, the distress it has wantonly produced ... are but premonitions of the fate that awaits the American People should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution (The Bank of the United States), or the establishment of another like it." Andrew Jackson (December 2, 1834)
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Re: Top ten reasons why CATS are better than DOGS
why don't we have bomb sniffing cats or seeing eye cats?

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