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My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal

 
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My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
on the nights we have sex, he has to sleep on the couch so I can get some rest. On the nights we don't, he sleeps in the bedroom..It's a win win.. he gets some, A LOT.. and I get sleep.

What do you guys think??? Pretty fair?
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03/22/2011 11:06 PM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
on the nights we have sex, he has to sleep on the couch so I can get some rest. On the nights we don't, he sleeps in the bedroom..It's a win win.. he gets some, A LOT.. and I get sleep.

What do you guys think??? Pretty fair?
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I'm gonna mention this to my wife.
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
it's your fault for not eating out his ass
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03/22/2011 11:07 PM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
I'd tell you to STFU and make you sleep in the wet spot.
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
on the nights we have sex, he has to sleep on the couch so I can get some rest. On the nights we don't, he sleeps in the bedroom..It's a win win.. he gets some, A LOT.. and I get sleep.

What do you guys think??? Pretty fair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288662


I'm gonna mention this to my wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1274442


yeah you should... cause now she has an incentive to put out and she gets some sleep... everybody wins
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03/22/2011 11:08 PM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
If you snore and don't know it, then yeah!
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
I'd tell you to STFU and make you sleep in the wet spot.
sideways sideways sideways sideways
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1308864


LOL! I'm guessing you're single
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
Reason #302 why American women make terrible wives.
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
Separate bedrooms. For real. Good sleep is so important.

It's nothing personal. You can still have all the sex and closeness you want. But sleep is sleep.

imho


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My prediction.....This will end badly...
And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book.
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
Separate bedrooms. For real. Good sleep is so important.

It's nothing personal. You can still have all the sex and closeness you want. But sleep is sleep.

imho


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301705


we have a spare bedroom but right now it's an office... might get a daybed.
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
on the nights we have sex, he has to sleep on the couch so I can get some rest. On the nights we don't, he sleeps in the bedroom..It's a win win.. he gets some, A LOT.. and I get sleep.

What do you guys think??? Pretty fair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288662


sounds great to me but he probably has apnia. Fix that and you can sleep together agaim
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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My prediction.....This will end badly...
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how so?
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03/22/2011 11:11 PM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
on the nights we have sex, he has to sleep on the couch so I can get some rest. On the nights we don't, he sleeps in the bedroom..It's a win win.. he gets some, A LOT.. and I get sleep.

What do you guys think??? Pretty fair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288662


sounds great to me but he probably has apnia. Fix that and you can sleep together agaim
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working on it.. but in the meantime, I need some sleep. He feels terrible when I don't sleep
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03/22/2011 11:14 PM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
American women are great for sport fucking but make terrible wives.
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
I agree good deal for him and you.

Its funny though I cant sleep without my snoring partner. I am used to it so when he is not there its way too quiet.
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03/22/2011 11:15 PM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
American women are great for sport fucking but make terrible wives.
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Spanky, is that yuo?
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
American women are great for sport fucking but make terrible wives.
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I'm a terrible wife cause I'm awakened by his very loud snoring?
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
Whatever type of work you do is obviously not rigorous enough. You need to be woken up first thing in the morning so your ass can get moving to take care of chores, lazy ass.

When you're tired from working your ass off, it won;t matter if a train comes through the bedroom. You will sleep.

Get a real job lard-ass.
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
American women are great for sport fucking but make terrible wives.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018942


Spanky, is that yuo?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303998


NOM NOM NOM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
I'd tell you to STFU and make you sleep in the wet spot.
sideways sideways sideways sideways
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1308864


rude...but funny
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
Whatever type of work you do is obviously not rigorous enough. You need to be woken up first thing in the morning so your ass can get moving to take care of chores, lazy ass.

When you're tired from working your ass off, it won;t matter if a train comes through the bedroom. You will sleep.

Get a real job lard-ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1309839


actually I suffer from insomnia.. runs in the family, the snoring makes it worse.
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
good deal I think
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03/22/2011 11:20 PM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
good deal I think
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he's happy, I'm happy so I don't see a problem.
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
Whatever type of work you do is obviously not rigorous enough. You need to be woken up first thing in the morning so your ass can get moving to take care of chores, lazy ass.

When you're tired from working your ass off, it won;t matter if a train comes through the bedroom. You will sleep.

Get a real job lard-ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1309839


actually I suffer from insomnia.. runs in the family, the snoring makes it worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288662


Then you need to stop blaming your husband for your lack of sleep. Get help for insomnia and until you achieve some balance, take your whiny ass to the extra bedroom and stop bitching about stupid shit.

If you're not tired when you go to bed, then why try to force sleep on a brain that isn't at rest. Makes no sense.
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03/22/2011 11:49 PM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
on the nights we have sex, he has to sleep on the couch so I can get some rest. On the nights we don't, he sleeps in the bedroom..It's a win win.. he gets some, A LOT.. and I get sleep.

What do you guys think??? Pretty fair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288662


Buy this thing !! It worked for me !!
and give him a good BJ every night ..it works too !! lol

[link to cgi.ebay.com]
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03/22/2011 11:50 PM
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
on the nights we have sex, he has to sleep on the couch so I can get some rest. On the nights we don't, he sleeps in the bedroom..It's a win win.. he gets some, A LOT.. and I get sleep.

What do you guys think??? Pretty fair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288662


Buy this thing !! It worked for me !!
and give him a good BJ every night ..it works too !! lol

[link to cgi.ebay.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283337


Thank you, I appreciate it
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
on the nights we have sex, he has to sleep on the couch so I can get some rest. On the nights we don't, he sleeps in the bedroom..It's a win win.. he gets some, A LOT.. and I get sleep.

What do you guys think??? Pretty fair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288662


Why don't you get one of those no snore devices for him?
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
OMFLOL!
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Re: My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal
on the nights we have sex, he has to sleep on the couch so I can get some rest. On the nights we don't, he sleeps in the bedroom..It's a win win.. he gets some, A LOT.. and I get sleep.

What do you guys think??? Pretty fair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288662


Why don't you get one of those no snore devices for him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 679335


he's skiddish..and I don't want him to not be able to sleep
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03/22/2011 11:53 PM
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My prediction.....This will end badly...
 Quoting: Masiro


how so?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288662


How bout I fuck you real good and kick your ass to the couch?I'd give you a real arsing.

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