My husbands snoring keeps me up at night.. so I made him a deal

I'm gonna mention this to my wife.

it's your fault for not eating out his ass

I'd tell you to STFU and make you sleep in the wet spot.

yeah you should... cause now she has an incentive to put out and she gets some sleep... everybody wins

If you snore and don't know it, then yeah!

LOL! I'm guessing you're single

Reason #302 why American women make terrible wives.

Separate bedrooms. For real. Good sleep is so important.

It's nothing personal. You can still have all the sex and closeness you want. But sleep is sleep.

imho


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My prediction.....This will end badly...

we have a spare bedroom but right now it's an office... might get a daybed.

sounds great to me but he probably has apnia. Fix that and you can sleep together agaim

how so?

working on it.. but in the meantime, I need some sleep. He feels terrible when I don't sleep

American women are great for sport fucking but make terrible wives.

I agree good deal for him and you.

Its funny though I cant sleep without my snoring partner. I am used to it so when he is not there its way too quiet.

Spanky, is that yuo?

I'm a terrible wife cause I'm awakened by his very loud snoring?

Whatever type of work you do is obviously not rigorous enough. You need to be woken up first thing in the morning so your ass can get moving to take care of chores, lazy ass.

When you're tired from working your ass off, it won;t matter if a train comes through the bedroom. You will sleep.

Get a real job lard-ass.

NOM NOM NOM

rude...but funny

actually I suffer from insomnia.. runs in the family, the snoring makes it worse.

good deal I think

he's happy, I'm happy so I don't see a problem.

Then you need to stop blaming your husband for your lack of sleep. Get help for insomnia and until you achieve some balance, take your whiny ass to the extra bedroom and stop bitching about stupid shit.

If you're not tired when you go to bed, then why try to force sleep on a brain that isn't at rest. Makes no sense.

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and give him a good BJ every night ..it works too !! lol

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Thank you, I appreciate it

Why don't you get one of those no snore devices for him?

OMFLOL!

he's skiddish..and I don't want him to not be able to sleep

How bout I fuck you real good and kick your ass to the couch?I'd give you a real arsing.