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Jesus is returning soon.......... REPENT.................... time is running out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Polar-shift-learn to swim
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 Quoting: Polar-shift-learn to swim 1291146


Does he prefer indica or sativa?
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Repent what? I haven't done anything.
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Jesus is coming....Quick, look busy!.
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 Quoting: Polar-shift-learn to swim 1291146


Does he prefer indica or sativa?
 Quoting: Phalidity


Hybrids

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Re: Jesus is returning soon.......... REPENT.................... time is running out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Repent what? I haven't done anything.
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Yes you have! You were born into SIN!...or something like that...
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Repent what? I haven't done anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657

1 John 1:8

"If we say that we have no sin, we are deceiving ourselves and the truth is not in us."
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Jesus is coming....Quick, look busy!.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226071


ok, I HAD to laugh at that one!
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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No thx..I'll make my own journey to ascension/salavation/whatever we're supposed to be all excited for.
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No thx..I'll make my own journey to ascension/salavation/whatever we're supposed to be all excited for.
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God bless
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bump JESUS IS LORD
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bump
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Jesus is coming....Quick, look busy!.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226071


It want be funny in 58 days!

May 21 2011........It is still the day of salvation!
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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repent this skull_fing
Fuck your gunfights all i need is one mic and crowd time and i could outshine the sunlight on Cloud9!
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true, he is cumming...
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save us from yhwh
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repent this skull_fing
 Quoting: SkyZ


God Bless
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hiding

Can I hide from the day of the Lord's wrath?
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Keep your delusions to yourself.
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YES HE IS!

EVEN SO COME SOON LORD JESUS!!!


MARANATHA!!!!!
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YES HE IS!

EVEN SO COME SOON LORD JESUS!!!


MARANATHA!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246263


bump
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bump Jesus Is Lord
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1291146


You would not be able to identify him even when he would stand in front of you. Stop your prayer wheel "Jesus is Lord" and start to think and live. It´s is the only way of spiritual development.

By adoring and agony you will starve innerly.
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bump Jesus Is Lord
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1291146


You would not be able to identify him even when he would stand in front of you. Stop your prayer wheel "Jesus is Lord" and start to think and live. It´s is the only way of spiritual development.

By adoring and agony you will starve innerly.
 Quoting: Stefan Parlow


I will pray for you.

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