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Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2011 08:15 PM
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Illuminati
Hello friends,

I come to talk with you today, offering the chance of a lifetime. Today the Illuminati is accepting applications from people outside our bloodlines, and we have targeted GLP as a great pool of potential members. If accepted, you will be contacted and told where to begin your initiation.

We need honest answers to the questions below. Thanks and good luck!

1. Age
14

2. Highest Degree
none
3. Do you like the government?
Not sure. No

4. Do you like the UN?
No

5. On a scale form 1 to 10. Where would you rank sex?
10

6. Have you ever snitched on anyone?
Truthfully.yes I have but haven't done it in awhile

7. Family or Greater good, which is more important?
Family.

8. 10 divided by 3 equals what?
3.33333333

9. How do you feel about overpopulation?
We should not have the people we don't need.

10. Do you think we have too many religions?
Yeaah
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2011 08:16 PM
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Re: Illuminati
At this point in time, it wouldn't be a good idea to join up.

Just sayin'
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2011 08:17 PM
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Re: Illuminati
hf
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03/23/2011 08:19 PM
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Re: Illuminati
We need honest answers to the questions below. Thanks and good luck!


Because the Illuminati won't stand for fibbers.
vesper
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03/23/2011 08:20 PM
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Re: Illuminati
Some of you have no clue what it is like to walk the Earth and shine so brilliantly, to be ruthless and cunning, reserved, stalking and impeccable.