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Invite A Demon Into Your Home (Request Inside)

 
Beelzebub
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03/24/2011 08:51 PM
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Invite a Demon into your home and see the wondrous things he will give you.

If you wish to invite Demon leave your request and I shall invoke the Demon in your home.

Remember to make notes of things that the Demon may do around your home once invited. You may hear loud noises, marching and other things while he acclimatises himself with his army.

He will give you great wealth and anything you as of him

So what are you waiting for! Let him in.

Beelzebub
SkyZ

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03/24/2011 08:57 PM
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ok.
Fuck your gunfights all i need is one mic and crowd time and i could outshine the sunlight on Cloud9!
Anonymous Coward
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03/24/2011 08:59 PM
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Can he give me hot kinky psycho girls in leather?
Anonymous Coward
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03/24/2011 09:01 PM
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Already did, my mother in law is having dinner with us tonight. Is there a message you want me to share with the demon?.
Beelzebub (OP)
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03/24/2011 09:03 PM
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ok.
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I invoke thee Beelzebub and your army go forth to your master. It's done keep us posted on any events.
Beelzebub (OP)
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Can he give me hot kinky psycho girls in leather?
 Quoting: ExShemaleBarbi


I invoke thee Beelzebub and your army go forth to your master. It's done keep us posted on any events.
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03/24/2011 09:03 PM
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Already did, my mother in law is having dinner with us tonight. Is there a message you want me to share with the demon?.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226071


It's universal!
SkyZ

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03/24/2011 09:03 PM
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ok.
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I invoke thee Beelzebub and your army go forth to your master. It's done keep us posted on any events.
 Quoting: Beelzebub 1292644


abduct
Fuck your gunfights all i need is one mic and crowd time and i could outshine the sunlight on Cloud9!
Beelzebub (OP)
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03/24/2011 09:04 PM
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Already did, my mother in law is having dinner with us tonight. Is there a message you want me to share with the demon?.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226071


I invoke thee Beelzebub and your army go forth to your master. It's done keep us posted on any events.
Aunty Flo

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03/24/2011 09:04 PM

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Provide evidence that demons exist please.
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03/24/2011 09:04 PM
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Can he give me hot kinky psycho girls in leather?
 Quoting: ExShemaleBarbi


I invoke thee Beelzebub and your army go forth to your master. It's done keep us posted on any events.
 Quoting: Beelzebub 1292644


Smiley
Beelzebub (OP)
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03/24/2011 09:05 PM
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Provide evidence that demons exist please.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Then let me invite it in for you?
Anonymous Coward
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03/24/2011 09:06 PM
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Already did, my mother in law is having dinner with us tonight. Is there a message you want me to share with the demon?.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226071


I invoke thee Beelzebub and your army go forth to your master. It's done keep us posted on any events.
 Quoting: Beelzebub 1292644


Ok, that just pissed her off.
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03/24/2011 09:08 PM
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bsflag
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03/29/2011 05:15 AM
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Invite a Demon into your home and see the wondrous things he will give you.

If you wish to invite Demon leave your request and I shall invoke the Demon in your home.

Remember to make notes of things that the Demon may do around your home once invited. You may hear loud noises, marching and other things while he acclimatises himself with his army.

He will give you great wealth and anything you as of him

So what are you waiting for! Let him in.

Beelzebub
 Quoting: Beelzebub 1292644


You are bringing consequence to yourself, Satan seeks to destroy your soul.

Repent now before it's to late.
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03/29/2011 05:16 AM
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Demons aren't real. I asked Jesus, Santa and the toothfairy.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2011 05:18 AM
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get your own home BITCH mother assfucker
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2011 05:19 AM
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The OP calls himself the Messiah in the thread listed below and has deceived many in the name of Beelzebub the demon using the name of Jesus Christ.

He claims that Jesus Christ and Satan are one and the same.

Thread: Do You Need Healing? (Page 23)

Repent before it's to late OP.

Your soul is at stake here.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2011 05:22 AM
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Demons aren't real. I asked Jesus, Santa and the toothfairy.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Many say the devil does not exist and there is no God but I know better. Demons are real and exist so does the creator which people call God. Everyone will find this out for themselves someday. The OP is a Satan worker and is deceiving many in the name of Beelzebub that represents the Devil.

God Bless you all
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03/29/2011 05:24 AM
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Demons aren't real. I asked Jesus, Santa and the toothfairy.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Many say the devil does not exist and there is no God but I know better. Demons are real and exist so does the creator which people call God. Everyone will find this out for themselves someday. The OP is a Satan worker and is deceiving many in the name of Beelzebub that represents the Devil.

God Bless you all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1305250


God doesn't exist either so I doubt it blesses anyone.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2011 05:28 AM
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Demons aren't real. I asked Jesus, Santa and the toothfairy.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Hey Phoenix - are you willing to bet your soul for that remark ?
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03/29/2011 05:29 AM
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Demons aren't real. I asked Jesus, Santa and the toothfairy.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Hey Phoenix - are you willing to bet your soul for that remark ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1272424


I would have to believe in a soul to bet with it eh?
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2011 05:30 AM
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Demons aren't real. I asked Jesus, Santa and the toothfairy.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Many say the devil does not exist and there is no God but I know better. Demons are real and exist so does the creator which people call God. Everyone will find this out for themselves someday. The OP is a Satan worker and is deceiving many in the name of Beelzebub that represents the Devil.

God Bless you all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1305250


God doesn't exist either so I doubt it blesses anyone.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


How do you explain your being here then?
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03/29/2011 05:31 AM
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Demons aren't real. I asked Jesus, Santa and the toothfairy.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Many say the devil does not exist and there is no God but I know better. Demons are real and exist so does the creator which people call God. Everyone will find this out for themselves someday. The OP is a Satan worker and is deceiving many in the name of Beelzebub that represents the Devil.

God Bless you all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1305250


God doesn't exist either so I doubt it blesses anyone.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


How do you explain your being here then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290217


<rolls eyes>

Let me see. Mom and dad decided to do the wild thing with no protection....

you get the idea.
Anonymous Coward
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03/29/2011 05:34 AM
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<rolls eyes>

Let me see. Mom and dad decided to do the wild thing with no protection....

you get the idea.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Ah, turtles all the way down? Thanks.
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03/29/2011 05:36 AM
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<rolls eyes>

Let me see. Mom and dad decided to do the wild thing with no protection....

you get the idea.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Ah, turtles all the way down? Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290217


Yea it probably wasn't divinely inspired.
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2012 02:51 AM
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OK Beezlebub i give you permission. i hope this works because i would love to learn their secrets. heck if you could invite some succubus i would be forever grateful. please let me know.
also let the demons know i'm willing to do anything.
If it helps i live in Tok, Alaska (and yes it is a real place) area code 99780. also my name is Steven Zachrey Taylor that should help the demons pinpoint the exact location.
thank you.
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01/25/2012 03:54 AM
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No thank you, I do not play on the dark side, and they know they are not welcome


In nomine Iesu, exorcizo te.
In nomine Iesu, dic nomen tuum.
In nomine Iesu, si es hic, manifesta te.

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1 John 4

On Denying the Incarnation

1 Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2 This is how you can recognize the Spirit of God: Every spirit that acknowledges that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, 3 but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world.
4 You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. 5 They are from the world and therefore speak from the viewpoint of the world, and the world listens to them. 6 We are from God, and whoever knows God listens to us; but whoever is not from God does not listen to us. This is how we recognize the Spirit[a] of truth and the spirit of falsehood.

God’s Love and Ours

7 Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God. 8 Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love. 9 This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him. 10 This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins. 11 Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. 12 No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us.
13 This is how we know that we live in him and he in us: He has given us of his Spirit. 14 And we have seen and testify that the Father has sent his Son to be the Savior of the world. 15 If anyone acknowledges that Jesus is the Son of God, God lives in them and they in God. 16 And so we know and rely on the love God has for us.

God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in them. 17 This is how love is made complete among us so that we will have confidence on the day of judgment: In this world we are like Jesus. 18 There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love.

19 We love because he first loved us. 20 Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen. 21 And he has given us this command: Anyone who loves God must also love their brother and sister.
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grizzy There seem to be quite a few people on this thread who are also on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch.

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01/25/2012 04:26 AM
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You are crazy to invite a demon into your home...

Good luck with that, mmmkay?

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