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Invite A Demon Into Your Home (Request Inside)

 
Anonymous Coward
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Invoke Astaroth for me please.
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hey beezlebub you gonna reply any time soon.boring
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Yep!!! You called?


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Already did, my mother in law is having dinner with us tonight. Is there a message you want me to share with the demon?.
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I invoke thee Beelzebub and your army go forth to your master. It's done keep us posted on any events.
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Ok, that just pissed her off.
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The OP calls himself the Messiah in the thread listed below and has deceived many in the name of Beelzebub the demon using the name of Jesus Christ.

He claims that Jesus Christ and Satan are one and the same.

Thread: Do You Need Healing? (Page 23)

Repent before it\'s to late OP.

Your soul is at stake here.
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no, they are not the same. Jesus followers have done way more evil...
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hey beezlebub you gonna reply any time soon.boring
 Quoting: Voxumo



Yep!!! You called?


snarl
 Quoting: Beelzebub 1408355

I called you so that you could let me know you invited the demons into my home. you have not let me know yet. and tell me if there is anything else i need to do to prepare for them.
 Quoting: Voxumo


bake cookies
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Invite a Demon into your home and see the wondrous things he will give you.

If you wish to invite Demon leave your request and I shall invoke the Demon in your home.

Remember to make notes of things that the Demon may do around your home once invited. You may hear loud noises, marching and other things while he acclimatises himself with his army.

He will give you great wealth and anything you as of him

So what are you waiting for! Let him in.

Beelzebub
 Quoting: Beelzebub 1292644




I rebuke your evil works in the name of Jesus and bind all the demons you are trying to send out in the name of the Lord Jesus. May the Lord strike you down if you continue your wicked works on this site. In Jesus name. Amen!
"..that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." Romans 10:9



“See, all your angry enemies lie there, confused and ashamed. Anyone who opposes you will die” Isaiah 41:11
“I am the one who exposes the false prophets as liars by causing events to happen that are contrary to their predictions” Isaiah 44:25
“I have sworn by my own name, and I will never go back on my word: Every knee will bow to me, and every tongue will confess allegiance to my name.” Isaiah 45:23
“He who gives me justice is near. Who will dare to oppose me now? Where are my enemies? Let them appear!” Isaiah 50:8
“I, even I, am the one who comforts you. So why are you afraid of mere humans, who wither lie grass and disappear? Yet you have forgotten the LORD, your Creator, the one who put the stars in the sky and established the earth. Will you remain in constant dread of human oppression? Will you continue to fear the anger of your enemies from morning till night?” Isaiah 51:12-13
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Already did, my mother in law is having dinner with us tonight. Is there a message you want me to share with the demon?.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226071


laugh
Hey MO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!

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Yeah The demon Was already here when I got here.


My Brother Calls her mom.


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You can't stop smart!!!
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The fuck is this.
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Last Edited by Gemini Allegiance on 02/01/2012 06:16 AM
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Invite a Demon into your home and see the wondrous things he will give you.

If you wish to invite Demon leave your request and I shall invoke the Demon in your home.

Remember to make notes of things that the Demon may do around your home once invited. You may hear loud noises, marching and other things while he acclimatises himself with his army.

He will give you great wealth and anything you as of him

So what are you waiting for! Let him in.

Beelzebub
 Quoting: Beelzebub 1292644


ONE HAS ALREADY INVITED ITSELF IN TO MY HOME OF ITS OWN

ACCORDANCE AND I DON'T WONT

ANOTHER ONE THERE SO NO THANK YOU THANKS FOR THE OFFER

THOUGH
tounge

Last Edited by ChristiansCreatedMarilynManson on 02/02/2012 09:20 AM
It says right here you've got to be saved to go to heaven.

But the way I see it, you've only got to be yourself to go to

hell.
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03/19/2012 09:14 PM
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i want to have supernatural powers that are impossible for humans to do,i will use them to serve that demon. and i would use those powers only when i need to
sly
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Send him my way, I've been trying to get one forever
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07/29/2012 08:32 PM
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WHO DAT?!
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07/29/2012 08:36 PM
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My home already has a demon. He doesn't play well with others so please do not invite more. He is a very jealous being.
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07/29/2012 08:39 PM
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all these fools thinking it is great to have a demon, let me tell you from personal experience the last thing you want is a demon. stay far away from that stuff

Last Edited by spiritfilled111 on 07/29/2012 08:40 PM
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let him in my homeIdol1
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There's plenty of rural homes here in Vermont that could use some livening up.
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If demons need housing, I suggest they look to Detroit. Lots of empty homes there.
The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."

The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script, rarely used today. It seems to be a philippic against small insects, absent-mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects.

The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
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Invoke demons to britain then, gu14 area code flippa my nickname and nobody else called that here or al price if nickname not enough
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Having a demon to do my housework, in exchange for my soul burning forever in hellfire?


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please help me i want a demon in my house i want many please i live in Denmark in dianalund i need my master can you help me
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I want a demon I will do anything and give anything if you invite one in for me please
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OP.

I witnessed possessions and hauntings first hand. Even attended a couple exorcisms.

It is super stupid stuff like what you are doing here that opens the door for malevolent spirit entities to enter into your life.

While many do not believe in demons, trust me, they do believe in you and are always - ALWAYS - looking for a way into your heart, mind, soul, body, home... etc.
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