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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1302608 United States 03/25/2011 07:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First off, I'm already a decent enough looking guy with a good body....however, in today's world, that's not always enough to land dime piece women...so, on any dating site, I always put the highest possible income category they allow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299064Second, I make my occupation "Medical Doctor", or "Attorney", or something else somewhat prestigious. Third, I borrow my friend's 2010, convertable Benz for the date. Fourth, after a couple drinks at a local club, I'm already fucking them. Finally, I never call them again, and repeat the process. Good 4 U if it works milk the fuck out of it its only degating the stupid beautiful bitches that are so shallow they will do anything for a free ride fuck them and there fine bubble asses. Truth is tho its not there fault someone once told them their looks will be what gets them somewhere. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 301517 United States 03/25/2011 07:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Warning, you are now being watched big shot. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313423He obviously already was is why he is saying it. How he gets around that bit I have no idea. Because he would have to use real photos. Or when the girl meet him and its someone else she would freak. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1305630 United States 03/25/2011 07:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How this could work long term though have a think? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 301517Eventually some of the girls would see your pics on there on another profile? And be stalking the fuck out of you like making profiles about you and shit? Putting you on dontdatehimgirl.com etc This couldn't work long term so OP has to be lying. First of all inspite of knowing every gory detail about a man , women will still steal them from best friends , family members and co workers. For one simple reason they know other women are bitter lying pieces of shit when it comes too men. Second of all its very simple to explain why you are on bad man .com. Simply say its personal , when pressed admit to this. Well this isn't polite but the other woman said she would never ever give reciprocal oral pleasure. The more truthful a lie appears to be the better off you are. Its not that hard to manipulate women by using well worn cliched stereotypical male complaints ). |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 301517 United States 03/25/2011 07:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How this could work long term though have a think? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 301517Eventually some of the girls would see your pics on there on another profile? And be stalking the fuck out of you like making profiles about you and shit? Putting you on dontdatehimgirl.com etc This couldn't work long term so OP has to be lying. First of all inspite of knowing every gory detail about a man , women will still steal them from best friends , family members and co workers. For one simple reason they know other women are bitter lying pieces of shit when it comes too men. Second of all its very simple to explain why you are on bad man .com. Simply say its personal , when pressed admit to this. Well this isn't polite but the other woman said she would never ever give reciprocal oral pleasure. The more truthful a lie appears to be the better off you are. Its not that hard to manipulate women by using well worn cliched stereotypical male complaints ). Yeah I know this as well but im talking as a systematic thing like this goof is talking. Once I was 2 timing 2 girls I met online in real life and it took them all of about 2 weeks to figure it out and I was busted badly. Its not something I normally do but just wanted to try it you know curiosity. But this dude couldn't maintain this for more than 10-20 different girls surely? I mean it would be bizarre if he could its just not logical that he could. But if he (and others) actually could then this explains why decent genuine guys and girls have no luck on dating sites. Because of scuzzballs like this. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 301517 United States 03/25/2011 07:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How this could work long term though have a think? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 301517Eventually some of the girls would see your pics on there on another profile? And be stalking the fuck out of you like making profiles about you and shit? Putting you on dontdatehimgirl.com etc This couldn't work long term so OP has to be lying. First of all inspite of knowing every gory detail about a man , women will still steal them from best friends , family members and co workers. For one simple reason they know other women are bitter lying pieces of shit when it comes too men. Second of all its very simple to explain why you are on bad man .com. Simply say its personal , when pressed admit to this. Well this isn't polite but the other woman said she would never ever give reciprocal oral pleasure. The more truthful a lie appears to be the better off you are. Its not that hard to manipulate women by using well worn cliched stereotypical male complaints ). Also I know how to lie, im an excellent liar. I could lie a homicide detective into confusion and break down. But I do not WANT to lie, I despise it and live my life now in reality and truth. I would rather be alone until the end of time other than lie again because you are really lying to yourself. And all progress you may have made in life so far will be lost when you lie to yourself. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1113178 United States 03/25/2011 07:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, let's get something clear: MOST American women who are of ABOVE-AVERAGE attractiveness, 7's to 8's and UP, are completely SHALLOW. They only want a rich, handsome guy, or BIG personality/fame with money, or both. Decent, nice, regular guy? Humble income? Not so much. First, you have to have the right pictures. Pictures say everything. You have to be smartly dressed, maybe a few with "business colleagues" in a bar, a few of you skiing or golfing. (In my case, I'd have to stage all of that, because I'm nothing like that). Third, list a high income/business job, lawyer, etc. Forth, make sure to meet in a nice bar/high end lounge. Fifth, your "story". The "smart" women might give you a hard time, but MOST shallow hotties WANT to believe your bullshit. Even if they suspect it might not all be true, just for that night, they want to believe it. Sixth, the car. I USED to drive a brand new AUDI A4. (I now drive a total piece of crap). Nicest car I ever had. I once went on a date with a girl, and we're sitting in my car and she asked to see my package. Right there. Asked me to just open my pants up out of curiosity. That's never happened before or since. Do I think it was the car? It helped. I was also wearing a tie and nice shirt, which I usually don't wear. We eventually ended up together. She would tell me how in college she wanted to marry a rich guy. I thought she was a complete shallow idiot, and I wondered what she was doing with me. But she saw the car. The clothes. And knew I had a good job. Just those superficialities alone got her hooked. I eventually got rid of her because she was a complete worthless slob with no soul. They all are. Pump'in 'n dump'in is all they deserve, all they should get. Good for OP. I'm kind of washed up now. I don't even have a bed, very few clothes, drive a junker, play video games. I'm just a bum, I'm "me". But no ATTRACTIVE girl is going to go for just "me". I've still got the means to get things together. Good income. I could get a nice car, probably lease one. Improve the wordrobe, start working out, get a tan, I might be able to pull it off. I'd have to make an effort. Most of us would. Not all of us have naturally athletic bodies or charmisa that just spills off of us. Like OP, a little effort, though, can get you there. Welcome to America. If you can tell me where all the non-shallow hotties are, I'd love to meet them. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1308378 United States 03/25/2011 07:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First off, I'm already a decent enough looking guy with a good body....however, in today's world, that's not always enough to land dime piece women...so, on any dating site, I always put the highest possible income category they allow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299064Second, I make my occupation "Medical Doctor", or "Attorney", or something else somewhat prestigious. Third, I borrow my friend's 2010, convertable Benz for the date. Fourth, after a couple drinks at a local club, I'm already fucking them. Finally, I never call them again, and repeat the process. LOL! I do the same thing but on PlentyOfFish.com Instead of putting my occupation as attorney or doctor, I put it down as hedge fund analyst. So far this month alone, I've fucked over 21 different women, sometimes two per day. I think i'll give match.com a try later today. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1083772 Germany 03/25/2011 07:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First off, I'm already a decent enough looking guy with a good body....however, in today's world, that's not always enough to land dime piece women...so, on any dating site, I always put the highest possible income category they allow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299064Second, I make my occupation "Medical Doctor", or "Attorney", or something else somewhat prestigious. Third, I borrow my friend's 2010, convertable Benz for the date. Fourth, after a couple drinks at a local club, I'm already fucking them. Finally, I never call them again, and repeat the process. And don't forget to get a check up for herpes, herpes simplex, hivs, Aids, gonorhea, chlamydia, syphilis, crabs, genital warts etc etc etc. Let us know which of those STDS you contracted. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1305630 United States 03/25/2011 07:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How this could work long term though have a think? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 301517Eventually some of the girls would see your pics on there on another profile? And be stalking the fuck out of you like making profiles about you and shit? Putting you on dontdatehimgirl.com etc This couldn't work long term so OP has to be lying. First of all inspite of knowing every gory detail about a man , women will still steal them from best friends , family members and co workers. For one simple reason they know other women are bitter lying pieces of shit when it comes too men. Second of all its very simple to explain why you are on bad man .com. Simply say its personal , when pressed admit to this. Well this isn't polite but the other woman said she would never ever give reciprocal oral pleasure. The more truthful a lie appears to be the better off you are. Its not that hard to manipulate women by using well worn cliched stereotypical male complaints ). Yeah I know this as well but im talking as a systematic thing like this goof is talking. Once I was 2 timing 2 girls I met online in real life and it took them all of about 2 weeks to figure it out and I was busted badly. Its not something I normally do but just wanted to try it you know curiosity. But this dude couldn't maintain this for more than 10-20 different girls surely? I mean it would be bizarre if he could its just not logical that he could. But if he (and others) actually could then this explains why decent genuine guys and girls have no luck on dating sites. Because of scuzzballs like this. The "decent genuine guys" get fucked online just like in the real world. Thats why the boss takes 4 day weekends with some asian hotties while you slave to make his bonus bigger. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 301517 United States 03/25/2011 07:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How this could work long term though have a think? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 301517Eventually some of the girls would see your pics on there on another profile? And be stalking the fuck out of you like making profiles about you and shit? Putting you on dontdatehimgirl.com etc This couldn't work long term so OP has to be lying. First of all inspite of knowing every gory detail about a man , women will still steal them from best friends , family members and co workers. For one simple reason they know other women are bitter lying pieces of shit when it comes too men. Second of all its very simple to explain why you are on bad man .com. Simply say its personal , when pressed admit to this. Well this isn't polite but the other woman said she would never ever give reciprocal oral pleasure. The more truthful a lie appears to be the better off you are. Its not that hard to manipulate women by using well worn cliched stereotypical male complaints ). Yeah I know this as well but im talking as a systematic thing like this goof is talking. Once I was 2 timing 2 girls I met online in real life and it took them all of about 2 weeks to figure it out and I was busted badly. Its not something I normally do but just wanted to try it you know curiosity. But this dude couldn't maintain this for more than 10-20 different girls surely? I mean it would be bizarre if he could its just not logical that he could. But if he (and others) actually could then this explains why decent genuine guys and girls have no luck on dating sites. Because of scuzzballs like this. The "decent genuine guys" get fucked online just like in the real world. Thats why the boss takes 4 day weekends with some asian hotties while you slave to make his bonus bigger. I don't get fucked with in the real world im just saying this online dating thing is a scam. Because of professionals like this goof. I don't slave to make anyone bonus. You have a pathetic assume everything attitude. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 301517 United States 03/25/2011 08:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm kind of washed up now. I don't even have a bed, very few clothes, drive a junker, play video games. I'm just a bum, I'm "me". But no ATTRACTIVE girl is going to go for just "me". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113178I know very attractive girls who are with guys who are like this. In fact my ex wife and I when we met I was a bum criminal and we fell in love, yeah sure it didn't work out long term but that shit happens you know. And she went on after we split to an uglier more of a loser than me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1313386 Australia 03/25/2011 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have to lie to them, they are gold diggers Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313386go for it mate fuck the sluts You're a cocksnot munching stool groomer fuck off wanker Nice 1 thats funny .....dick |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1305630 United States 03/25/2011 08:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1305630First of all inspite of knowing every gory detail about a man , women will still steal them from best friends , family members and co workers. For one simple reason they know other women are bitter lying pieces of shit when it comes too men. Second of all its very simple to explain why you are on bad man .com. Simply say its personal , when pressed admit to this. Well this isn't polite but the other woman said she would never ever give reciprocal oral pleasure. The more truthful a lie appears to be the better off you are. Its not that hard to manipulate women by using well worn cliched stereotypical male complaints ). Yeah I know this as well but im talking as a systematic thing like this goof is talking. Once I was 2 timing 2 girls I met online in real life and it took them all of about 2 weeks to figure it out and I was busted badly. Its not something I normally do but just wanted to try it you know curiosity. But this dude couldn't maintain this for more than 10-20 different girls surely? I mean it would be bizarre if he could its just not logical that he could. But if he (and others) actually could then this explains why decent genuine guys and girls have no luck on dating sites. Because of scuzzballs like this. The "decent genuine guys" get fucked online just like in the real world. Thats why the boss takes 4 day weekends with some asian hotties while you slave to make his bonus bigger. I don't get fucked with in the real world im just saying this online dating thing is a scam. Because of professionals like this goof. I don't slave to make anyone bonus. You have a pathetic assume everything attitude. Unless you are in the have yacht club, you are slaving for someone's bonus. |
Meow... User ID: 1236021 United States 03/25/2011 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you better hope one of those women you scam isnt scamming you with AIDS. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1312452It isn't a scam. If she acts like a slut I'll treat her like a slut. Her fault not mine. What a douche. The evil that men do lives after them. 'A Republic,if you can keep it.' |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1113178 United States 03/25/2011 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm kind of washed up now. I don't even have a bed, very few clothes, drive a junker, play video games. I'm just a bum, I'm "me". But no ATTRACTIVE girl is going to go for just "me". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113178I know very attractive girls who are with guys who are like this. In fact my ex wife and I when we met I was a bum criminal and we fell in love, yeah sure it didn't work out long term but that shit happens you know. And she went on after we split to an uglier more of a loser than me. Well I live in Vegas. It's tougher here, as you can imagine. Hotties grow in Oklahoma, too, so you could probably go to the Midwest or South and have an easier time of it. Maybe I should, because it's pointless finding anyone who isn't FAKE here. You have to become FAKE to get laid. It sucks. Being yourself? Being real? Forget it. They think you're a creep/agenda/wonder why the fuck you're talking to them if you're not wearing Gucci or Armani. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 830513 Australia 03/25/2011 08:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, you have to have the right pictures. Pictures say everything. You have to be smartly dressed, maybe a few with "business colleagues" in a bar, a few of you skiing or golfing. (In my case, I'd have to stage all of that, because I'm nothing like that). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113178i love it! Its hilarious that bitches will fall for it too. This is what goes through their head: "omg he skis? AND golfs? He must be rich i will use my pussy to trap him" |
TorontonianGuy User ID: 1265446 Canada 03/25/2011 08:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As someone else stated, any girl with a brain will not fall for this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1296974Rule #1: If a man is wearing more expensive shoes than I am, and has more product in his hair than I do, he can hitch a ride on the next floozy that tosses herself at him. Some women are so dumb! Real men don't use expensive cars to lure women, the ones that do are pure trouble. There's only room for one Diva in my house hmm.... how true... *Golfer CLAP CLAP* |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 955229 United States 03/25/2011 08:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe everything OP's saying. I believe it works. That is, if you're smart and present yourself right. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113178First, let's get something clear: MOST American women who are of ABOVE-AVERAGE attractiveness, 7's to 8's and UP, are completely SHALLOW. They only want a rich, handsome guy, or BIG personality/fame with money, or both. Decent, nice, regular guy? Humble income? Not so much. First, you have to have the right pictures. Pictures say everything. You have to be smartly dressed, maybe a few with "business colleagues" in a bar, a few of you skiing or golfing. (In my case, I'd have to stage all of that, because I'm nothing like that). Third, list a high income/business job, lawyer, etc. Forth, make sure to meet in a nice bar/high end lounge. Fifth, your "story". The "smart" women might give you a hard time, but MOST shallow hotties WANT to believe your bullshit. Even if they suspect it might not all be true, just for that night, they want to believe it. Sixth, the car. I USED to drive a brand new AUDI A4. (I now drive a total piece of crap). Nicest car I ever had. I once went on a date with a girl, and we're sitting in my car and she asked to see my package. Right there. Asked me to just open my pants up out of curiosity. That's never happened before or since. Do I think it was the car? It helped. I was also wearing a tie and nice shirt, which I usually don't wear. We eventually ended up together. She would tell me how in college she wanted to marry a rich guy. I thought she was a complete shallow idiot, and I wondered what she was doing with me. But she saw the car. The clothes. And knew I had a good job. Just those superficialities alone got her hooked. I eventually got rid of her because she was a complete worthless slob with no soul. They all are. Pump'in 'n dump'in is all they deserve, all they should get. Good for OP. I'm kind of washed up now. I don't even have a bed, very few clothes, drive a junker, play video games. I'm just a bum, I'm "me". But no ATTRACTIVE girl is going to go for just "me". I've still got the means to get things together. Good income. I could get a nice car, probably lease one. Improve the wordrobe, start working out, get a tan, I might be able to pull it off. I'd have to make an effort. Most of us would. Not all of us have naturally athletic bodies or charmisa that just spills off of us. Like OP, a little effort, though, can get you there. Welcome to America. If you can tell me where all the non-shallow hotties are, I'd love to meet them. Mr Average wants a hottie. Sure |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1113178 United States 03/25/2011 08:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, you have to have the right pictures. Pictures say everything. You have to be smartly dressed, maybe a few with "business colleagues" in a bar, a few of you skiing or golfing. (In my case, I'd have to stage all of that, because I'm nothing like that). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113178i love it! Its hilarious that bitches will fall for it too. This is what goes through their head: "omg he skis? AND golfs? He must be rich i will use my pussy to trap him" We fall for their looks, so it would fallow they would fall for us for equally superficial reasons. Can't fault 'em for it, it's human nature. Get the clothes/car/job (or fake it) and a smile, and you're there. Christ, you don't even have to have GAME, or any of the Pick Up Artistry bullshit. |
Planet Hopper User ID: 1196590 United States 03/25/2011 08:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I find it astounding that these shallow hotties think they have the only snatch! I mean...do they really think that's going to lead hem to a ring on their finger and a million dollar house in the burbs? Stupid. I blame their parents. When you raise a girl to only focus on her looks, that is what she basis her entire self worth on. My daughter is what you'd call a hotty, but she's also served 4 years in the Air Force and is an RN. Blonde with brains. And she's marrying an AF captain who's tall, handsome, and pretty well off! You should see the rock on her finger! Thank God I raised her right! Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? |
TheBlackVegetable User ID: 1312136 Slovenia 03/25/2011 08:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Sir, we kindly inform you that the opening post was edited for the truth purposes. First off, I'm already a decent enough looking guy with a good body... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299064I'm mean lazy fat slob. however, in today's world, that's not always enough to land dime piece women... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299064They wouldn't screw me if I payed them. so, on any dating site, I always put the highest possible income category they allow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299064Second, I make my occupation "Medical Doctor", or "Attorney", or something else somewhat prestigious. Third, I borrow my friend's 2010, convertable Benz for the date. I lie my ass off all the time. Fourth, after a couple drinks at a local club, I'm already fucking them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299064I wank off in front of a computer and come all over keyboard Finally, I never call them again, and repeat the process. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1299064I have sexy dreams, then Mum wakes me up for school On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow. Friedrich Nietzsche |
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