Which branch of the military should I join? Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marines?

If you are serious, just think of which way you would rather die or mistreat people. Then choose the one that suits you best.

this coming from an obvious coward that couldn't walk a block in boots

CHAIRFORCE!!! Marines and Army are cannon fodder and you'll get buggered in the Navy.

True.

I don't plan on dying or mistreating anyone.

I'd probably be put in a clerical role. I'm not mathematically gifted, nor mechanically, but anything to do with the written word or communications I could handle.

Can't imagine I'd be put on the front lines.

Biggest worry is how I'll deal with and interact with other enlistees.

I almost completed my degree, but my credit is so bad, and I already have a federal loan that I never paid back, that I may NEVER finish my degree. Military might help with that.

And isn't the cut off age 32? So I need to get on it.

you'd be better to KILL YOURSELF right now, and save all the child-murderin' and child-rapin' and blowing up innocent markets and you know all of that other Corporate War mentality shit.

Save yourself.

WARS FOR PROFIT MUST END.

I think the Navy would be a poor choice, because I can't swim, I sink like a rock because I have no body fat, and all in all I hate crampt spaces like subs or boats.

Army? Again, I'd worry about the level of intelligence of the enlistees. I'd probably hate being around them.

Marines? Just too damn hard.

Airforce. You will load up soldiers on planes going to combat. Then you can have a cookout with Brats & Beer. While they are getting shot at.

Most people join the services for the wrong reasons.Are you one of them? Maybe you cannot find a job?think your patriotic so you'll show those muslims what's what.either way your risking your life for all the wrong reasons and plus your contributing to the new world orders master plan so think to your self do I really want to be a pawn?

The USN has the best schools available to train you....but if you want 'slack' duty, join the USCG....I believe they'll put you in USN 'A' & 'C' schools, but you'll spend pretty much every night / sleep cycle on land.

Go Navy !!

Airforce....I was in the Army but lived on an AF base for
2 1/2 yrs. Airforce is the way to go. Plus you might live longer.

The Coast Guard? Never thought of that. Huh.

I actually already make plenty of money (but not enough to change my life).

I'm bored.

I need something to get me out, meet new people. Something to get me off my ass.

I know if you have a degree, going into the Air Force as an officier is a good option. Really wish I had that degree, and hadn't taken out that loan I never paid back.

Heard the Air Force boot camp was easiest.

If you can't swim, forget any of them. Swimming is a requirement for ALL armed forces.

It sounds like you should do the remote flying thing. Your lazy ass can sit your pussy attitude in a chair miles and miles away from the bunch of poor suckers your steer nuclear tipped cluster bombs into.

You are obviously not worthy to join any branch. I sure wouldn't want you..............

I think it would be great if I got stationed overseas.

Well, christ, of course I can swim, just not that good. I'm sure with conditioning, I'll be fine.

Airforce or the navy
and go for your wings.

If not accepted at least you will sleep in a bed every night
and WTF.

Learn how to swim for god sake. Its not that hard.

When I was young, my best friend literally died right in front of me because he could not swim and I was not able to save him. Never told me he could not swim.

Army or Marines are ground pounders.

What does go for your wings mean?

Airforce the easiest. I was in the Navy and it was extremely easy too.

I would join the Navy though, best technical training and you get to see the world

Think all boot camps are pretty much the same. Go for a Navy tech job. Radio man.

None.

poo unit

Air Force is more of a mind fuck than physical, been there seen it done it.

My biggest worry would be leaving behind my cushy, relaxed, lazy, easy life -- I work 25-30 hours a week, have plenty of cash on hand -- to be given way to a life of hard work, discipline, and having to socially interact with entlistees who may drive me nuts.

If I get there and serving my country and being brave isn't for me, I'm SOL. I'm fucked.

It's just that my life now feels totally meaningless.

if u join remember that u may be involed in unethical and illegel wars or situations. all branchs brain wash. u want to stop bieng lazy then go work out , skateboard , or get a dog and run. college degree is pointless in this day. so bad dicission to join. srry to bust ur bubble.

Killing some people you have never met will fix that for sure. And if it doesn't, seeing your friends explode will probably do it.
War, is so meaningful. That is why serial killers are so relaxed and enjoyable.

Yeah, that must be it [end sarcasm].

“The pioneers of a warless world are the young men who refuse military service.”

- Albert Einstein

Figure out another way, my friend. The best way you could serve your country is run for Sheriff of your county. Or, there are other ways. Military service is NOT one of them.