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Have you noticed God has said jack shit?

 
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Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
I think hes got his dates mixed up, blame Russ and his calender.

wed/33/dec/1953
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
God speaks all the time.
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
it is always a human being claiming to be god or a god's messenger...

one way or the other it is through human medium, can we supposedly know about god..


all humans are folly, thus all are jack.

messages from channelers in a modern speak.
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God speaks all the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316021


kitty True, but the OP isn't listening.
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
To be truthful, I don't think God would ever say jack shit.
He answered my prayer to help the storms, that has tornadoes in
them to go away last night. So, he does help if you ask but you
got to ask.. believe that things asked for will get better.

Have a little faith, just a little would help.
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
To be truthful, I don't think God would ever say jack shit.
He answered my prayer to help the storms, that has tornadoes in
them to go away last night. So, he does help if you ask but you
got to ask.. believe that things asked for will get better.

Have a little faith, just a little would help.
 Quoting: daughter


WOW!!!!

I never knew that GLP would be so infested with hard core Christians!!!!!!!!!!!!

why would you ever ever be on GLP if you believed in "your God" so much?????

All you folks need to do is to just read the "holy scriputure" (written by men)
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03/27/2011 03:24 AM
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
god dosent talk because he dosnt exist those that think he is talking to them are delusional,if you wernt a christian you would be put in a padded room because thats what they do with crazy people who hear voices
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03/27/2011 04:56 AM
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
To be truthful, I don't think God would ever say jack shit.
He answered my prayer to help the storms, that has tornadoes in
them to go away last night. So, he does help if you ask but you
got to ask.. believe that things asked for will get better.

Have a little faith, just a little would help.
 Quoting: daughter


So, you're saying that the "God" who answered your prayers is just ignoring the tens of thousands of people in Japan - who are without food, clean water or shelter, & who are being exposed to horrific levels of radiation and such - who are also praying and begging for help? How about the parents of children with terminal cancer who are praying, day and night, to the Christian "God" to save their child, only to have them perish in horrific ways, as well? And, how about the millions of innocents in the world who are dying from starvation and poverty, who are also asking for help?

Not to be rude, but...why do you believe that your "God" is answering your prayers, yet turns a blind ear to millions of others who share your beliefs and are pleading for help, as well?

It all seems a bit narcissistic, for one to make statements such as yours, don't you think? It's as though you're implying that those who are praying, around the world, to your "God" just don't have as much faith as you, and that, for some reason, your prayers & requests were more important to "God", somehow. It's sad, really...

(You should really take a look at this site, for more on that topic:

[link to whywontgodhealamputees.com] )
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03/27/2011 04:58 AM
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
what exactly is it you want him to say
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
god dosent talk because he dosnt exist those that think he is talking to them are delusional,if you wernt a christian you would be put in a padded room because thats what they do with crazy people who hear voices
 Quoting: worm man 1316037


Moses was a schizo. Oh wait, never mind, he didn't exist either.
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
To be truthful, I don't think God would ever say jack shit.
He answered my prayer to help the storms, that has tornadoes in
them to go away last night. So, he does help if you ask but you
got to ask.. believe that things asked for will get better.

Have a little faith, just a little would help.
 Quoting: daughter


WOW!!!!

I never knew that GLP would be so infested with hard core Christians!!!!!!!!!!!!

why would you ever ever be on GLP if you believed in "your God" so much?????

All you folks need to do is to just read the "holy scriputure" (written by men)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1037640


I wouldn't call her a hardcore christian.
The reason why she is here "fearful, YEP..thats you rapture/prosperity bless me bless me people ... always afraid and wanting to get OUTTA here while everyone else BURNS."

She really thinks God answerd to a selfish prayer.
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03/27/2011 07:04 PM
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
God speaks all the time.

Must just be you that doesn't want to hear Him.

Maybe you should try listening?
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Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
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Soon enough
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god dosent talk because he dosnt exist those that think he is talking to them are delusional,if you wernt a christian you would be put in a padded room because thats what they do with crazy people who hear voices
 Quoting: worm man 1316037


Now that is a crock of shit!


EVERYONE hears voices, most call it a conscience. You'll have to put us all in a padded room, yourself included!
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03/27/2011 07:13 PM
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
What is left to say OP?

The Father calls to all his children.

A proud child does not go to his Father. He does not see a need to make inquiry of his Father. His pride prevents him from seeking his Father's wisdom and from obeying his Father's instruction. This child thinks he knows better than his Father.

How can The Father help this child when he refuses. The Father sends his first begotten Son to call to them. But they beat him and kill him also. Still the Father raises him up and yet they refuse to listen and heed his council.

The child which goes to his Father in humility, seeking his Fathers council and guidance is given instructed and wisdom. His Father gives him sound council and guidance and blessing and leads him in good paths.

Love you man. You know that you choose your own path in this life.
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
god is just an excuse to rationalize something people can't understand.

I love how ppl who pray for something to happen and then it does and they suddenly think it must have been an act of god when in all likelyhood it was just a coincidence
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
god is just an excuse to rationalize something people can't understand.

I love how ppl who pray for something to happen and then it does and they suddenly think it must have been an act of god when in all likelyhood it was just a coincidence
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316891


LOL So if a prayer is answered it was always coincidence? NO WAY!!!
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03/27/2011 07:30 PM
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
Message from the Spirit of God:

Get to know your King James Bibles and have a nice Easter season

New Jerusalem with King James Bible

0/0/11 --------------- ALPHA OMEGA NEW YEAR DAY ON VERNAL EQUILUX FROM NIAGARA FALLS
0/1/11 -------- ALPHA OMEGA LEAP DAY
MAR 1/1/11 ---- SUNDAY
MAR 1/10 ------ PALM TUESDAY- PASSOVER LAMB JESUS COMES TO JERUSALEM
MAR 1/14 ------ PASSOVER SATURDAY
MAR 1/15 ------ FIRST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SUNDAY
MAR 1/20 ------ GOOD FRIDAY - Jesus is crucified
MAR 1/21 ------ LAST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD SATURDAY
MAR 1/22 ------ EASTER SUNDAY - Jesus is Risen
[link to alphaomeganewjerusalem.com]


The beginning of Jesus season

Mon Mar 1/9/11
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03/27/2011 07:31 PM
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
It is impossible to prove to someone that their imagination is simply their imagination.
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
god dosent talk because he dosnt exist those that think he is talking to them are delusional,if you wernt a christian you would be put in a padded room because thats what they do with crazy people who hear voices
 Quoting: worm man 1316037


Now that is a crock of shit!


EVERYONE hears voices, most call it a conscience. You'll have to put us all in a padded room, yourself included!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8922


Voices? There are those that think God communicates with words? Like moves air around to make audio? Just wow.

Most religions have poisoned so many minds.

Last Edited by tkwasny on 03/27/2011 07:34 PM
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
maybe you just aren't listening OP.
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Re: Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
Ask yourself (god) what 493,919 divided by 170.4 is. Just memorize the first number that pops into your head. Then see if you are right.
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Ask yourself (god) what 493,919 divided by 170.4 is. Just memorize the first number that pops into your head. Then see if you are right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298967


and I know... I will get the "god refuses to be tested" cop out. I know... god works in mysterious ways, and every other insurance is put into the bible to ensure you dont escape the jew mind control.
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I think GOD is not saying anything, because he is screaming, TIME IS SHORT!!! HE is trying to get the lost to come home to HIM. If you think times are horrendous now, wait for the wrath of GOD. HE will destroy all that are evil and that are destroying the world. Saved ones will be with HIM in glory. Please ask the LORD JESUS into your heart while there is still time.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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Have you noticed God has said jack shit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1037640


Take it out of your ears, you'll hear just fine!

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