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BREAKING: JAPANESE GOVERNMENT TO HOLD INTERNATIONAL PRESS CONFERENCE

 
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03/27/2011 05:38 AM
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You guys confuse me....

Im told the governement and main stream media are lying to us, yet you pin a thread notifying us of a government announcment.

make your fucking minds up!
TAMPON TIM
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03/27/2011 05:40 AM
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JUST SAW IT ON CNN...
TEN MILLION TIMES SHES SAID...
UH...
WOULD SOMEONE LIKE TO UNPIN THAT...
IM PRETTY SMART...
LET ME SAY IT AGAIN ...
TEN MILLION TIMES .....
THOSE THREE WORD WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY....
WHEN THEY SPAN THE GLOBE THIS MORNING...
WORLDWIDE PANIC WILL SET IN,,,
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03/27/2011 05:41 AM
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The people with money have been leaving Japan for two weeks now. Every International flight out has been booked full as well as any ship leaving.
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03/27/2011 05:41 AM
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JUST SAW IT ON CNN...
TEN MILLION TIMES SHES SAID...
UH...
WOULD SOMEONE LIKE TO UNPIN THAT...
IM PRETTY SMART...
LET ME SAY IT AGAIN ...
TEN MILLION TIMES .....
THOSE THREE WORD WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY....
WHEN THEY SPAN THE GLOBE THIS MORNING...
WORLDWIDE PANIC WILL SET IN,,,
 Quoting: TAMPON TIM 1308482


That's old news tampon, this is the news conference thread where edano is going to bullshit his way out of "10 million times".

Get with the times! Sheesh!
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03/27/2011 05:42 AM
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You guys confuse me....

Im told the governement and main stream media are lying to us, yet you pin a thread notifying us of a government announcment.

make your fucking minds up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316072


they lie, but you still need to hear what they say for proper evaluation of sitation. how much is all ok. just dont believe, read between lines, its easy.
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03/27/2011 05:43 AM
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"Evaryting is a unda contror. Prease do a not rook at neutron bem."
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"Honestry - this is a no fry zone."
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03/27/2011 05:44 AM
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Why don't they bury that nightmare.
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Think of it like this. For a Hawaiian luau, they dig a pit, put rocks in the bottom, build a fire, put in the pig, cover it with leaves, and then bury it with sand.
The flames are out put the heat remains in the rocks and cooks the meat.

Now, imagin a fire so hot that it melt the rocks, the heat increases instead of decreasing, it melts the sand under the rocks and continues melting until it hits water. At that point it creates steam and gas that builds up pressure simalar to a volcanoe. When the pressure becomes high enough

********BOOM**********Heroshima with a nuke cloud full of bad stuff.

(I'm drunk so fill free to ignore my post)
"If it ain't broke...don't fix it."
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03/27/2011 05:44 AM
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You're all going to feel so stupid when you realize that this situation is nothing like what weeks on end of immersion in the insane, paranoid, fear-pumping boiler room that is GLP has gotten you riled up into believing.

"JAPAN IS OVER!!!! JAPAN WILL NO LONGER EXIST! THIS IS THE END OF JAPAN."

For fuck's sake.

It is so ironic, you all think the enemy is out there - the MSM, the POWERS THAT BE, the Illuminati, whatever - that GLP is the only place you can turn to and trust, when in fact it is just the opposite.

Please, PLEASE learn from what (FAILS TO) come of this!

The "economic collapse" at the end of 2008 was the last straw for me. I'm doom-free for 2 and a half years. Feels good, man!

But by all means, tell me how IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME, that this is REALLY the doom!

Here's another thread I'm going to have to bump in a few months.
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03/27/2011 05:44 AM
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Damn my developing world internet connection! I hate not being able to watch live streams. Eh...

Updates?
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03/27/2011 05:45 AM
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You guys confuse me....

Im told the governement and main stream media are lying to us, yet you pin a thread notifying us of a government announcment.

make your fucking minds up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316072

any chance of the head honcho doing Hari Kari live on air AC?

popcorn
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03/27/2011 05:46 AM
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You're all going to feel so stupid when you realize that this situation is nothing like what weeks on end of immersion in the insane, paranoid, fear-pumping boiler room that is GLP has gotten you riled up into believing.

"JAPAN IS OVER!!!! JAPAN WILL NO LONGER EXIST! THIS IS THE END OF JAPAN."

For fuck's sake.

It is so ironic, you all think the enemy is out there - the MSM, the POWERS THAT BE, the Illuminati, whatever - that GLP is the only place you can turn to and trust, when in fact it is just the opposite.

Please, PLEASE learn from what (FAILS TO) come of this!

The "economic collapse" at the end of 2008 was the last straw for me. I'm doom-free for 2 and a half years. Feels good, man!

But by all means, tell me how IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME, that this is REALLY the doom!

Here's another thread I'm going to have to bump in a few months.
 Quoting: Doomless


you're a fool

it's all over.
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You're all going to feel so stupid when you realize that this situation is nothing like what weeks on end of immersion in the insane, paranoid, fear-pumping boiler room that is GLP has gotten you riled up into believing.

"JAPAN IS OVER!!!! JAPAN WILL NO LONGER EXIST! THIS IS THE END OF JAPAN."

For fuck's sake.

It is so ironic, you all think the enemy is out there - the MSM, the POWERS THAT BE, the Illuminati, whatever - that GLP is the only place you can turn to and trust, when in fact it is just the opposite.

Please, PLEASE learn from what (FAILS TO) come of this!

The "economic collapse" at the end of 2008 was the last straw for me. I'm doom-free for 2 and a half years. Feels good, man!

But by all means, tell me how IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME, that this is REALLY the doom!

Here's another thread I'm going to have to bump in a few months.
 Quoting: Doomless


stop it, your spoling peoples fun, if GLP says japnese will die a slow horrible death then it will.Look at the millions of people killed by the gulf disaster last year!!!

sheesh dude, have you not leanrt anything?
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03/27/2011 05:47 AM
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Radio Active contamination of food is likely to worsen in Japan.

99 products, including milk and vegetables, were found to be contaminated in Tokyo and five prefectures to its north and east, according to the health ministry’s statement on its website.
[link to www.bloomberg.com]
....
maybe more, a lot more.
TAMPON TIM
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03/27/2011 05:47 AM
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I JUST SAW IT...
I JUST GOT UP...
MOST HAVENT...
ITS MEANT TO BE RETORICAL IN NATURE...
ITS AS I SAID...
THE THREE WORDS...
TEN MILLION TIMES....
WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY...
IF I NEEDED YOUR HELP IN CONVEYING THE MESSAGE...
I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU...
IF I REMEMBER RIGHT YOUR NUMBER IS...
REC-TUM-BREATHE ISNT IT...
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2011 05:48 AM
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Re: BREAKING: JAPANESE GOVERNMENT TO HOLD INTERNATIONAL PRESS CONFERENCE
You guys confuse me....

Im told the governement and main stream media are lying to us, yet you pin a thread notifying us of a government announcment.

make your fucking minds up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316072

Of course they've been lying to us - but there comes a point when the truth is too obvious to cover up any more.
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2011 05:49 AM
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You're all going to feel so stupid when you realize that this situation is nothing like what weeks on end of immersion in the insane, paranoid, fear-pumping boiler room that is GLP has gotten you riled up into believing.

"JAPAN IS OVER!!!! JAPAN WILL NO LONGER EXIST! THIS IS THE END OF JAPAN."

For fuck's sake.

It is so ironic, you all think the enemy is out there - the MSM, the POWERS THAT BE, the Illuminati, whatever - that GLP is the only place you can turn to and trust, when in fact it is just the opposite.

Please, PLEASE learn from what (FAILS TO) come of this!

The "economic collapse" at the end of 2008 was the last straw for me. I'm doom-free for 2 and a half years. Feels good, man!

But by all means, tell me how IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME, that this is REALLY the doom!

Here's another thread I'm going to have to bump in a few months.
 Quoting: Doomless


uh... why are you here?? and commenting??
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2011 05:50 AM
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You guys confuse me....

Im told the governement and main stream media are lying to us, yet you pin a thread notifying us of a government announcment.

make your fucking minds up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316072


they lie, but you still need to hear what they say for proper evaluation of sitation. how much is all ok. just dont believe, read between lines, its easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1188927



so basically, i must just listen to what they say and then believe figure out the biggest loopies possible conspiracyt theory out of it, then post it on GLP with the word BREAKING in the title.

Fucking genius!
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2011 05:51 AM
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From the few English sites...another round of bullshit. I am so fucking sick of these Tepco people who can't find their own dicks with a compass and a private detective. I'm not a conspiracy theorist but I'm starting to believe that the Japanese goverment and Tepco are really hiding something, and this is why no outside experts, who can actually fix the problem, are being allowed access.
They should be shot.
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Radio Active contamination of food is likely to worsen in Japan.

99 products, including milk and vegetables, were found to be contaminated in Tokyo and five prefectures to its north and east, according to the health ministry’s statement on its website.
[link to www.bloomberg.com]
....
maybe more, a lot more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 503578


still healthier than any of the shit you mericans eat.
Anonymous Coward
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03/27/2011 05:52 AM
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I JUST SAW IT...
I JUST GOT UP...
MOST HAVENT...
ITS MEANT TO BE RETORICAL IN NATURE...
ITS AS I SAID...
THE THREE WORDS...
TEN MILLION TIMES....
WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY...
IF I NEEDED YOUR HELP IN CONVEYING THE MESSAGE...
I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU...
IF I REMEMBER RIGHT YOUR NUMBER IS...
REC-TUM-BREATHE ISNT IT...
 Quoting: TAMPON TIM 1308482



I was joking... it was sarcasm....

can't you type or something? perhaps you should smear your self in yoghurt and head across to Thread: My gf said she feels "yeasty" today, so she won't have sex...wtf??
It sounds serious.

You'd be helpful there.
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03/27/2011 05:53 AM
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Is anyone actually watching this supposed press conference? Don't make me turn on katz :(
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From the few English sites...another round of bullshit. I am so fucking sick of these Tepco people who can't find their own dicks with a compass and a private detective. I'm not a conspiracy theorist but I'm starting to believe that the Japanese goverment and Tepco are really hiding something, and this is why no outside experts, who can actually fix the problem, are being allowed access.
They should be shot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1309601


what do you think theyr hiding from lil american?
your a bit arogant to think this is all about you.

might i remind you fucking idiots that there are international organisations monitoring the situation too.
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03/27/2011 05:54 AM
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You're all going to feel so stupid when you realize that this situation is nothing like what weeks on end of immersion in the insane, paranoid, fear-pumping boiler room that is GLP has gotten you riled up into believing.

"JAPAN IS OVER!!!! JAPAN WILL NO LONGER EXIST! THIS IS THE END OF JAPAN."

For fuck's sake.

It is so ironic, you all think the enemy is out there - the MSM, the POWERS THAT BE, the Illuminati, whatever - that GLP is the only place you can turn to and trust, when in fact it is just the opposite.

Please, PLEASE learn from what (FAILS TO) come of this!

The "economic collapse" at the end of 2008 was the last straw for me. I'm doom-free for 2 and a half years. Feels good, man!

But by all means, tell me how IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME, that this is REALLY the doom!

Here's another thread I'm going to have to bump in a few months.
 Quoting: Doomless


Just because the economic collapse did not result in a complete and total SHTF scenario, does not mean that things are all just peaches and cream in the world economy. I mean, Europe and the possible dissolution of the Euro? The American economy being on life support courtesy of QE 1, 2, and maybe 3? How many millions of underwater and foreclosed homes? What's the official unemployment rate again?

And the Gulf of Mexico? No, it didn't result in the evacuation of half the country as many on here thought. Does that mean things are anywhere close to being "normal?" Does that mean people are not dying? No. It just means the MSM is no longer reporting on it anymore. However, Al Jazeera has done some very respectable coverage on the mysterious "Gulf Sickness" and massive levels of toxicity found in the bodies of those living by the coast. Oh, and then there is that new spill--100 x 25 miles long--that has been reported by the New Orleans Times Picayune and others that no one--even the folks on here--have the stomach or brain capacity to even really seriously analyze while the Fukushima shit is going on.

I'm not trying to say that the doomers are right and you are wrong, but that more often than not the truth lies somewhere in the middle. The scary thing about this is that no one is even positing what the polar extreme to "we're all going to die" is. Just saying, "it's all good; nothing's going to come of it" without offering some realistic explanation for how it's going to get fixed is not a rational starting point for debate. And that's all I'm hearing from the non-doomer crowd.
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03/27/2011 05:55 AM
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I JUST SAW IT...
I JUST GOT UP...
MOST HAVENT...
ITS MEANT TO BE RETORICAL IN NATURE...
ITS AS I SAID...
THE THREE WORDS...
TEN MILLION TIMES....
WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY...
IF I NEEDED YOUR HELP IN CONVEYING THE MESSAGE...
I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU...
IF I REMEMBER RIGHT YOUR NUMBER IS...
REC-TUM-BREATHE ISNT IT...
 Quoting: TAMPON TIM 1308482


I can't belief it.....He is using CAPS...........caps.
Deej

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You guys confuse me....

Im told the governement and main stream media are lying to us, yet you pin a thread notifying us of a government announcment.

make your fucking minds up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316072


Ya know... everytime I see a thread like this, I think the same thing!

There is a logic to what your saying my friend.

I think they want to start to poke insults at the MSM even before any "formal" announcement is made. I understand... I too distrust and have a contempt for the MSM.

I no longer believe anything until it has been "Offcially Denied!"

chuckle
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03/27/2011 05:58 AM
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[link to www.ustwrap.info]
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03/27/2011 05:59 AM
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You guys confuse me....

Im told the governement and main stream media are lying to us, yet you pin a thread notifying us of a government announcment.

make your fucking minds up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316072


News flash: Anonymous Coward is not one person, lol
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03/27/2011 06:00 AM
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Radio Active contamination of food is likely to worsen in Japan.

99 products, including milk and vegetables, were found to be contaminated in Tokyo and five prefectures to its north and east, according to the health ministry’s statement on its website.
[link to www.bloomberg.com]
....
maybe more, a lot more.
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still healthier than any of the shit you mericans eat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316072


Radio action has fried the brain.
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From the few English sites...another round of bullshit. I am so fucking sick of these Tepco people who can't find their own dicks with a compass and a private detective. I'm not a conspiracy theorist but I'm starting to believe that the Japanese goverment and Tepco are really hiding something, and this is why no outside experts, who can actually fix the problem, are being allowed access.
They should be shot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1309601


what do you think theyr hiding from lil american?
your a bit arogant to think this is all about you.

might i remind you fucking idiots that there are international organisations monitoring the situation too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316072


Hey thats great,I`m an aussie who has lived in Japan for nearly six years (toyama-ken)

I know more about how the japanese work a little more than the average joe...


1)How many international organisations?
2)How close is the japanese Goverment allowing international organisations to go?

V D R

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03/27/2011 06:03 AM
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And, just out of curiosity, if you're "doom-free" then why are you visiting GLP? Just to make fun of everyone here? That's not very nice. I would hope that anyone who's forsaken potential doom monitoring has taken up a constructive and fulfilling hobby with their newfound spare time.

I've thought about trying to go "doom-free" but it would mean abandoning GLP and never looking back. Maybe if by some miracle or act of God or whatever truly "nothing" comes of this, then I'll do just that. Cause I'll tell ya, man, this is the fucking doomiest doom I can think of.

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