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Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?

 
Shitty Job
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Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
wtf
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03/28/2011 02:02 AM
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
To remind you everything we intake isn't so pretty.
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03/28/2011 02:04 AM
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
Because the shit you eat has to be shit out.
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
waste excrement
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03/28/2011 02:06 AM
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
Perhaps it is to show you the true nature of this world. What may seem appealing and bountiful in it's outward appearance will manifest the reality of it's nature on it's way out.

Just like us human beings, whose ego might lead to believe that we are brilliant and shining, when we die and our bodies are decomposed back to it's nature, we will then see the true reality of it. It being the world/life.
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have you got a superior design?
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It can all be explained in this informative video:
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03/28/2011 02:09 AM
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
Poop holes were made for gay people to stick their penises in. Because gays were born that way.
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
As long as yeast keeps poopin' alcohol, I'm not going to worry about it.
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03/28/2011 02:14 AM
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
So we would understand what Religion has for us.
In the bible, dung represents what religious leaders turn God's word into, which they pass along to us laypersons.

In the words of Ronnie Dobbs, "They's shittin' in our mouths and callin' it a sundae".
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
Well you can always juice your way through life
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
its condensed evil leaving the body
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
So we wouldn't be tempted to eat it. It's not widely known, but poop is the true fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. If you eat poop, you will become all-knowing, like God. It was actually poop eating that got Adam & Eve kicked out of The Garden.
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12/09/2012 03:23 PM

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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
It's condensed evil as long as the food you put in your body is evil. Try just eating grapes for half a day, they make your shit sweet, no joke.
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12/09/2012 03:28 PM

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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
pooping
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:pooping:
 Quoting: Stealth521


that reminds me

must polish that glass table up!
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wtf
 Quoting: Shitty Job 1317347


So politicians and presidents and televangelists would have something to say.
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
Remember, there are no stupid questions...

...only stupid people.
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--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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12/09/2012 03:59 PM
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
All living things evolved as tubes. They take something in, process it and dump what they do not need out the other end. There is a good chance that our kind of life evolved from worms. Simple tubes that had a mouth, gut and anus. Very likely worms evolved legs to move their mouths around, then brains to locate the best food.
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
It's because we serve the Veggie Kingdom, the Plants need your poop...isn't it wonderful? They take what you leave behind and then transform it to juicy fruits! lol
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
All living things evolved as tubes. They take something in, process it and dump what they do not need out the other end. There is a good chance that our kind of life evolved from worms. Simple tubes that had a mouth, gut and anus. Very likely worms evolved legs to move their mouths around, then brains to locate the best food.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16675849


Why do you mention bankers and politicians on this thread? lol
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As long as yeast keeps poopin' alcohol, I'm not going to worry about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317368


...and there you have it folks.

The pure genius of God.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
every creature eats food, then every creature has to poop it out.., poop is good for soil... we need good soil to grow more food. circle complete.. well at least I think that was the original plan.
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
May I never be imprisoned in flesh again.

You can have your stinking gift back.
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
he did it because he knew, that someday, you would be here to ask that very question. tpsfan
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
wtf
 Quoting: Shitty Job 1317347


I suppose God haven't created humankind in His image
or He was drunk that day chuckle
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Re: Why did God(s) make all creatures poop?
They say the body is beautiful. Until you hear your wife/girlfriend/partner fart.

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