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WHY DOES YOUTUBE SUCK BALLS NOW?!?

 
C74R1TY-44
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03/28/2011 09:25 AM
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WHY DOES YOUTUBE SUCK BALLS NOW?!?
Remember when Youtube would stream and play in real time?

I can stream Netflix faster than Youtube now.

wtf
The storm is closing in to begin again from the beginning. Never sitting through my waking life oblivious. The ignorance running rampant through the city is indicative of something worse; this picture isn't pretty.
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03/28/2011 09:34 AM
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control of info. they are owned by google. Look at google trends, you can go back over every day, notice they claim the top 20 most searched terms none of which say japan, radiation, libya, unconstitutional. How dumb do they think we are.
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03/28/2011 09:52 AM
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This happened a while ago and after research I found that you tube has a bunch of servers world wide and unless the video you want is on a local server then it bogs down and you have to wait for it to download onto your local server. once you do this then anyone else who watches it from that server gets it in a continuos stream. Im not sure when they changed it to this but yeah, it sux fucking balls. Put it all back on a central server you ass clowns.
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03/28/2011 09:53 AM
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I like youtube
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03/28/2011 09:56 AM
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I Tube
U Tube
We all scream
For U Tube
We Who Watch

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03/28/2011 09:57 AM
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The tube is devolving.....
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
BRIEF
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I'm pissed that first I have to endure a commercial and then I have to close an advertisement just to get to my video!
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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control of info. they are owned by g**gle. Look at g**gle trends, you can go back over every day, notice they claim the top 20 most searched terms none of which say japan, radiation, libya, unconstitutional. How dumb do they think we are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1309404


^ This ^ Hardcore filtering of anything out of Japan!
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03/28/2011 10:02 AM
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exactly, they like to know what you want in your brain and then spit out what they want in your brain
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03/28/2011 10:06 AM
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The bandwidth requirements to have tens of millions of people streaming HD video is UTTERLY INSANE! No matter how much money youtube throws at the problem of pushing data through the pipes, the current network of fiberoptics just can't handle the pressure, especially at peak hours.

No conspiracy here, just the fact humanity's bandwidth consumption has gone through the roof lately.

If you want to help, stop downloading porn all day!
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because youtube now uses selective bandwidth.

videos that youtube dislike(especially esoteric or secretive but powerful information, as well as alternative news and messages such as bloggers out of japan) WILL GET VERY VERY LITTLE BANDWIDTH, whilst if you search for lady gaga videos they will get bandwidth priority.
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03/28/2011 10:18 AM
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Youtube sucks balls now? How much? or do I have to pay per ball? If I can watch a man being hit in the balls over and over while my balls are sucked, I'm all for it!
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because youtube now uses selective bandwidth.

videos that youtube dislike(especially esoteric or secretive but powerful information, as well as alternative news and messages such as bloggers out of japan) WILL GET VERY VERY LITTLE BANDWIDTH, whilst if you search for lady gaga videos they will get bandwidth priority.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317640


This is what I was thinking
The storm is closing in to begin again from the beginning. Never sitting through my waking life oblivious. The ignorance running rampant through the city is indicative of something worse; this picture isn't pretty.
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Russian girls are looking for you, studies reveal Russian women are attracted to rednecks, its real science.
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03/28/2011 01:12 PM
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Russian girls are looking for you, studies reveal Russian women are attracted to rednecks, its real science.
 Quoting: shouldiworshipthesun? 1147902


well, the russian girls will be out of luck because there are very few red-necks left .. the US populated with gnomes .. cubicle dwellers who have never seen trees outside of a park or flowers outside of a store. They live in cubicle bedrooms in cubicle houses and drive to work in cubicle machines to spend their days in cubicle offices only to return again to their cubicle homes and repeat the whole process over and over and over, ad infinitum..
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sucks worse every day
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because youtube now uses selective bandwidth.

videos that youtube dislike(especially esoteric or secretive but powerful information, as well as alternative news and messages such as bloggers out of japan) WILL GET VERY VERY LITTLE BANDWIDTH, whilst if you search for lady gaga videos they will get bandwidth priority.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317640


This is what I was thinking
 Quoting: C74R1TY-44


Is this part of the net neutrality issue people were talking about a few years ago?
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They were too overrun with content, and it came to the point of repetition...

YouTube, Facebook...

Replacements are coming for them or may be under our noses already.

And usually replacements are good and fun at the start... except for these that are planted. Facebook was never great and fun... not really. Their next may not be either. I sure the fuck ain't counting on it :)
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12/25/2012 10:15 PM
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I'm pissed that first I have to endure a commercial and then I have to close an advertisement just to get to my video!
 Quoting: BRIEF

+++ with a bunny hat +++
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12/25/2012 10:17 PM
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I'm pissed that first I have to endure a commercial and then I have to close an advertisement just to get to my video!
 Quoting: BRIEF

 Quoting: pink cat


What are you paying for that video? $0.00 right? Stop whining then. Content creators needz to get paid.
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12/25/2012 10:17 PM
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Too much deleting blocking & censorship.
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12/25/2012 10:21 PM
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Yep its shit, I preview in 240p and download if its a keeper. Can rip a 1080p vid faster than stream it in 360p now days, and half the related vids are stuff I watched last week/month/year GTFO - Google desperate to give me what THEY think I want uhh.. FAIL!
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12/25/2012 10:21 PM
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It's adobe flashplayers fault.

Adobe Flashplayer is some sort of government monopoly, one of the few controls you have is to let adobe flashplayer access your microphone and webcam, as if it's a joke that it's just spyware to listen to your built in mic and cam.

It always deletes all your video in your cache, so it has to reload everytime you replay something, that right there doubles or triples the bandwidth youtube uses.

I guess they are afraid of software that can copy the video in the cache to your harddrive, but what a stupid solution to the problem.
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Yep its shit, I preview in 240p and download if its a keeper. Can rip a 1080p vid faster than stream it in 360p now days, and half the related vids are stuff I watched last week/month/year GTFO - Google desperate to give me what THEY think I want uhh.. FAIL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 142629


Use the filters. They are there for a reason.
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LOOK, My Team Members own many YouTube channels since 2006.

And since the YouTube channels changed
and since the YouTube systems changed,
WE NOW GET NO NEW SUBSCRIBERS OR FRIENDS.

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AND NOW THEY WANT TO TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY !!!

BE WARNED !!!



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I remember the first time I got high speed internet, I could load the entire 5 minute music video in a second, and I could skip around in videos.

Now it's always fucking around, trying to just barely buffer enough to play, and if you try and skip around it crashes.

The funny thing is, those programmers at those big companies make over 100 grand a year and there's hordes of them and all they do all day is mess around with something that already worked great 20 years ago.
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The bandwidth requirements to have tens of millions of people streaming HD video is UTTERLY INSANE! No matter how much money youtube throws at the problem of pushing data through the pipes, the current network of fiberoptics just can't handle the pressure, especially at peak hours.

No conspiracy here, just the fact humanity's bandwidth consumption has gone through the roof lately.

If you want to help, stop downloading porn all day!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


No porn on Youtube. At least not in USA. Maybe in Sweden you gotta have porn coming out of every website.
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If a controversial video goes viral, YouTube will stop the total number of hits or views.... Fuckers.
Here is a list of 8 things to look for when trying to identify false flag psychological operations.
1. Staged events usually receive immediate national news coverage
2. There is a political agenda behind the coverage (gun control)
3. The incident inspires intense emotions (Dead kids)
4. Initial media reports conflict eyewitness accounts
5. No dead bodies are shown to the public
6. Celebrities are used to influence the public
7. Presence of mainstream media manipulation tactics
8. The Federal Government give attention to a local story

Question Everything.

When any institution is infiltrated by liberals, that institution no longer serves it's original purpose and instead becomes a social engineering vehicle to push a far left fascist agenda. Liberty and liberals are like oil and water.
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

look at his nose
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yes its sucks........
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