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WHY DOES YOUTUBE SUCK BALLS NOW?!?

 
Oldmandevoidofintelle​ct
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12/26/2012 02:29 AM
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Remember when Youtube would stream and play in real time?

I can stream Netflix faster than Youtube now.

wtf
 Quoting: C74R1TY-44


wtf is with google search too?
things I search for troubleshooting have shit results and the search tools are hard to find.
And youtube all the new videos have unrelated garbage for related.
wtf?

look at that shit

[link to imageshack.us]
[link to imageshack.us]
[link to imageshack.us]
[link to imageshack.us]
[link to imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30844362


THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT, YOUTH.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 02:33 AM
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Many People here in Asia use Youko
and UStream but it is the same like
the Tube!

Veehd is nice.
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 02:39 AM
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I'm pissed that first I have to endure a commercial and then I have to close an advertisement just to get to my video!
 Quoting: BRIEF


1st world problem
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12/26/2012 03:24 AM
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I'm pissed that first I have to endure a commercial and then I have to close an advertisement just to get to my video!
 Quoting: BRIEF


1st world problem

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17442072


cruise
shawnerz

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12/26/2012 03:29 AM

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Why does it always tell me currently unavailable??
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Why does it always tell me currently unavailable??
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12/26/2012 06:04 AM
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Welcome 2 GbouncebGLE
 Quoting: NowUNoIT 23083857


Russian girls are looking for you, studies reveal Russian women are attracted to rednecks, its real science.
 Quoting: shouldiworshipthesun? 1147902


well, the russian girls will be out of luck because there are very few red-necks left ..

the US populated with gnomes .. cubicle dwellers who have never seen trees outside of a park or flowers outside of a store.

They live in cubicle bedrooms in cubicle houses and drive to work in cubicle machines to spend their days in cubicle offices

only to return again to their cubicle homes and repeat the whole process over and over and over, ad infinitum..

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1112577

and beyond !!!chuckle
Anonymous Buzz Lightyear ?

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12/26/2012 06:20 AM
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Person445
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12/26/2012 06:39 AM

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If a controversial video goes viral, YouTube will stop the total number of hits or views.... Fuckers.
 Quoting: DILKe


Where do you get this information?
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 07:03 AM
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It's all about the data mining now.
You can't help but notice.
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 07:08 AM
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They demand your name rank and serial number before you post anything.

It's dire.

All those adverts are made as loud as possible to get your attention.
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 07:09 AM
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Shape of things to come for message boards I think.

The Facebook effect.
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12/26/2012 07:24 AM
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It's adobe flashplayers fault.

Adobe Flashplayer is some sort of government monopoly, one of the few controls you have is to let adobe flashplayer access your microphone and webcam, as if it's a joke that it's just spyware to listen to your built in mic and cam.

It always deletes all your video in your cache, so it has to reload everytime you replay something, that right there doubles or triples the bandwidth youtube uses.

I guess they are afraid of software that can copy the video in the cache to your harddrive, but what a stupid solution to the problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4055398


The market is screaming for an open Source all platform inline streaming protocol with accompanying UI scripting language and SDK.

Adobe's Flash has caused enough hairloss the last couple of years.
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12/26/2012 07:29 AM
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I used to go to youtube and find something new daily in interests and recommended videos, not anymore, sick and tired of seeing the same video suggestions again and again, i think i'm in an 'internet bubble', google must have applied the same filters/ tech as they did with the search engine.

Tehy've also made it less user friendly, less homepage customization options (infact none, select wall paper thats it)

Fuck youtube, its shit now the corps own it
Anonymous Coward
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01/19/2013 09:15 PM
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1)Now you have to provide a phone number to be able to load videos or post comments, fuck them.
2)Became too popular and mainstream so its hard to find good content among so much crap.
3)Content control has become insane.
5)Fucking commercials
6)featured videos (sometimes chosen by who?)
7)negative likes don't display anymore on comments(retarded pussies)
8)Many cool features desapeared(disapeard...whatever)and the desing gets uglier with time.
9)The new user images a la facebook in the comments section
10)lacks an advanced search feature, with so much videos it should be posible to search by year, user+topic, and stuff.
Fuck IT managers
Anonymous Coward
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01/19/2013 09:28 PM
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BTW, changing a phrase from "fuck me" to "blow me" actualy makes it more explicit
Anonymous Coward
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01/19/2013 09:32 PM
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If a controversial video goes viral, YouTube will stop the total number of hits or views.... Fuckers.
 Quoting: DILKe


Where do you get this information?
 Quoting: Person445


It's a common mistake..
Whenever a video gets over 314 unique IP views within a small amount of time it is buffered for a night and then the views update 16 hours later or so..
So people are always like "omg 314 viwer for the 500000th time, it's a conspiracy!!"
Anonymous Coward
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01/19/2013 09:33 PM
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1)Now you have to provide a phone number to be able to load videos or post comments, fuck them.
2)Became too popular and mainstream so its hard to find good content among so much crap.
3)Content control has become insane.
5)Fucking commercials
6)featured videos (sometimes chosen by who?)
7)negative likes don't display anymore on comments(retarded pussies)
8)Many cool features desapeared(disapeard...whatever)and the desing gets uglier with time.
9)The new user images a la facebook in the comments section
10)lacks an advanced search feature, with so much videos it should be posible to search by year, user+topic, and stuff.
Fuck IT managers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22943781


Do they really demand this in Mexico? They just ask me.
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01/19/2013 10:01 PM

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If a controversial video goes viral, YouTube will stop the total number of hits or views.... Fuckers.
 Quoting: DILKe


Where do you get this information?
 Quoting: Person445


It's a common mistake..
Whenever a video gets over 314 unique IP views within a small amount of time it is buffered for a night and then the views update 16 hours later or so..
So people are always like "omg 314 viwer for the 500000th time, it's a conspiracy!!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1342725


Here's a video about it:
Why do YouTube views freeze at 301?

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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01/19/2013 10:02 PM

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Are there any REAL alternatives to Youtube?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30753802


A couple:
[link to www.all-video-sites.com]
betty189

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01/19/2013 10:41 PM

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Remember when Youtube would stream and play in real time?

I can stream Netflix faster than Youtube now.

wtf
 Quoting: C74R1TY-44


wtf is with google search too?
things I search for troubleshooting have shit results and the search tools are hard to find.
And youtube all the new videos have unrelated garbage for related.
wtf?

look at that shit

[link to imageshack.us]
[link to imageshack.us]
[link to imageshack.us]
[link to imageshack.us]
[link to imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30844362

damn they really want you to eat off your toilet seat :)
but i agree it sucks now totally,worst problem i have is constant buffering even in 240 :(
I wish that I could have this moment for life,cuz in this moment I just feel so alive...
Anonymous Coward
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01/19/2013 10:58 PM
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Youtube is run by Jews, nothing more need be said. Except that ALL Jews need to be rounded up and exterminated once and for all!
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2013 03:28 PM
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YouTube sadly has gone down the tubes. Welcome to the modern generation of stupidity! Do you like it?
Heatblizzard
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05/21/2013 03:35 PM
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Youtube is run by Jews, nothing more need be said. Except that ALL Jews need to be rounded up and exterminated once and for all!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32613646


Youtube is run by Jews, nothing more need be said. Except that ALL Jews need to be rounded up and exterminated once and for all!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32613646



I disagree with ALL Jews however the RICH BANKSTER Jews should be rounded up and shot for fucking people around for their own benefits not giving one sentiment towards moral values. They have pretty much given the finger to spiritual and creative advancement.

The rich bankster Jews are even hurting their own people who DO want to make a better life for themselves but can't due to so many regulations and harassment by the higher ups if they step out of line.



The Banksters and gansters sleep on the same bed.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls!Welcome to the New World Order! Step right up and see the amazing Obama and the bumbling George Bush as they preform the most craptacular I mean spectacular acrobatics you have ever seen! You won't forget this! Though I am sure you probably wish you could.

Heerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre is George Bush!!!

*Insert Entry Of The Gladiators Theme here*
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2013 03:51 PM
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Shape of things to come for message boards I think.

The Facebook effect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20756371


Imagine what it will be like if you have to have a facebook account to even vote to make it easier for the government to track you!
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2013 03:52 PM
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i agree it sux big gren donkey balls
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2013 03:53 PM
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It seems I often have to watch commercials on everything now, and many times, they are longer than the video I wanted to watch.

I use XBMC mostly nowadays to watch stuff like YouTube and Hulu- no commercials.

I can't stand all the ads.
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05/21/2013 03:54 PM
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Youtube has been crap for a long time now.

I hardly use it anymore.
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05/21/2013 04:02 PM

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Adobe flash player was bashed earlier in the thread. Regardless, both Adobe flash player and Java constantly update in an effort to be ahead of hackers finding exploits. I suggest updating both and try the site again.
Perspective is everything
AKA.
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Integrity101

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05/21/2013 04:09 PM

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Because everything that is cool and easy to use eventually gets monetized.


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